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joseph1832ng:
Perhaps you see me sliding my erect penis_ into your ever dripping wet pussy_

Yes He cares about me, just like I care to make you quaff and erupt in orgasmic pleasure.

And why I wouldn't be surprised if you frown at my intent. Like I always tell you, "denial is always welcomed".

FSMs:
Happy new month my fellow pastafarians i thank the Almighty lord FSm for keeping me alive til this day... R'Amen..

Pastafarian:
I'll see 2017 by the power of FSM

you'll do the same too because he's not a partial God

Hannysmilez:
*laughing*Hello No! You didn't just compare God's love to an orgasm. Same guy whose text is about believing in one God.
One day,you're gonna tell me what exactly 'God' did to you..You're blasphemy wrapped in a bright sheet.

4everGod1:
You are wasting your time on them. Their FSM is meant to be a mockery of God...since to them God is imaginary then they also can imagine anything and claim it is God to them as well. That was how the flying spaghetti monster began.

They are all a bunch of bitter misguided adolescents thats all therr is to it.

otemanuduno:
Well... it's just funny anyway. But it's not bad as long as Yahweh and Allah the devils are not the gods of the pastafarians

The universal message is 'USE YOUR BRAIN''WORSHIP NO god or gods' and 'DO GOOD TO YOUR FELLOW HUMANS'.

vaxx:
who propound that theory. do good to your fellow human?

we believe in the one true God FSM, he made the heavens and earth, created you and I

FSM: Flying Spaghetti Monster

the one true God is The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Pastafarianism is the one true religion
if you become a Pastafarian, you'll be entitled to a beer volcano and stripper factory in afterlife;
compare that to the 2 other lesser gods

1 Yahweh promises "eternal bliss" and you'll be singing forever in the mansion a carpenter builds for you, a mansion without sex *spits*

2 Allah promises 72 Virgins which look good on the surface but deeper look shows that strippers are much better than virgins when it comes to sex and you can order virgin strippers from your factory if you want extra tightness

accept FSM into your life today, there's enough beer volcanoes and stripper factories to go round

Reiyvinn:
Social evolution of man in his environment... Easy stuff.

Wilgrea7:
... so pastafarianism is a type of faith?? wow

pls what do u guys believe in

Wilgrea7:
... so pastafarianism is a type of faith?? wow

pls what do u guys believe in

vaxx:
social evolution is a theory by whom? must I follow It? didn't I have a choice?

vaxx:
it is an organized atheist group design to mock believer.

it is not recognized in the USA but accepted in Netherlands. it is actually strange in Nigeria

Reiyvinn:
Follow keh?

Do you even know what social evolution is?

Must everything be about religion (“that I must follow”)?

As a human being, social evolution (i.e. Man's social changes or changes in how man relates with his environment) is very evident even in our everyday life.

Man is a social being for goodness sake!

Reiyvinn:
This thread is for Pastafarians to meet, not for non-pastafarians to come and derail the thread..

You have your Christians meet-up and Muslims meet-up, if someone goes there now, you people will start complaining.

vaxx:
it is an organized atheist group design to mock believer.

it is not recognized in the USA but accepted in Netherlands. it is actually strange in Nigeria

hopefulLandlord:
never heard more pile of bull in my life

Pastafarianism is the true religion, its others that are copying our own

Pastafarianism is older than Christianity and I've already proven that on this thread

please I beg you, don't say this again as FSM is a God that answereth by hot sauce, beware, don't make the one true God angry

vaxx:
I will take it for a joke.

vaxx:
I will take it for a joke.

hopefulLandlord:
don't joke with the one true God, FSM bro, you may not like the consequences

Our father, forgive vaxx for he doesn't know what he's doing, R'Amen

FSMs:
Impasta have invaded the thread

vaxx:
do i refer to a religion here?
am only asking you basic questions.


so it is how man relate with its social environment right? do I need to be good before I relate with my social environment. what is good to you?

Reiyvinn:
Social evolution refers to man's changes in the way he relates with his environment.

Man, like every other animal, is very territorial in nature, thus, it must have had some sort of hostility towards “intruders” at the earlier stage. However, as time went by, being a social being, humans must have began developing fundness and thus easily became a community due to the complexity of the human brain. This change could have easily bred many types of relational attributes like “love” “lust” “do unto me what you want done to you” “morals” etc. To claim that morality cannot exist outside religion is absolutely unfounded when reverse could be the case.

vaxx:
in fact, i am not getting u. I never made mention of this two word you include in your copy and paste answer. morality and religion.

I only ask you. do I need to be good before I relate with my environment? and why should I do good.

vaxx:
social evolution is a theory by whom? must I follow It? didn't I have a choice?

vaxx:
...so it is how man relate with its social environment right? do I need to be good before I relate with my social environment. what is good to you?

Reiyvinn:
Firstly, if your IQ is as low as believing that something as small as that piece must be copy and paste, then you're not even worth a second of my time. (Copy the whole thing and paste it in your Google search box to see if a similar result comes up)

Secondly, I'll quote you from two different comments:

Here:



The above question is silly on many levels because I don't even know where you heard that a theory MUST BE “followed”. Who doesn't recognize a religion-inspired rhetoric? So you got the answer based on the silliness exhibited in what you wrote up there.

Here again:



From assuming that every good or explanatory point must be copied and pasted to one who thinks scientists take theory as a think to be “followed” without choice and now to one who doesn't even know what the word “relate” means?

I don't even know where to start with you, it's even laughable to say the least.

vaxx:
I don't reply insult. stick to your knowledge. na only you sabi? we don't need to throw jabs at each other before we make point.

what you copy/paste there does not tally with my questions.

if you could not answer basic question. how will you answer tough ones?

I repeat. it is copy and paste. and you know within your heart.

pls only reply when you are ready to give fact base on your personal logic and not what one Mr anonymous has written. No insult pls be civil in typing.

let me repeat again here. social evolution is a theory by whom? do I have a choice? what is good to you?

vaxx:
I don't reply insult. stick to your knowledge. na only you sabi? we don't need to throw jabs at each other before we make point.

what you copy/paste there does not tally with my questions.

if you could not answer basic question. how will you answer tough ones?

I repeat. it is copy and paste. and you know within your heart.

pls only reply when you are ready to give fact base on your personal logic and not what one Mr anonymous has written. No insult pls be civil in typing.

let me repeat again here. social evolution is a theory by whom? do I have a choice? what is good to you?

Reiyvinn:
Lmao guy you're a total waste of time, go and catch fun...

vaxx:
emotional intelligence is what you lack.

as an online friend I offer to give you the therapy free