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Saintsammurai:
Lol rukevwe, i will soon mention them.

shakyum12:
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Jesus is Lord. Oga whr r u leaved

sunshineR:
hehehe
die ke?

you're only sitting on my thighs na
no death any where

i've been training hunter to withstand beautiful temptations in da form of ukwu like ur own for 4 years na

dont worry it would neither shuk or choke............like i said it would locate a or rather "the" point and remain at rest there

comradespade:
Lol, you just mentioned one of my numerous achievements

sunshineR:
hehehe
twerking ghost
na wah for you o

yes o ugly pussy
the thing be weak me o

e say the surface ugly and the inside no too pink

Saintsammurai:
Lol funny, but on a more serious note, i see what the physical eyes cant see...do u know that my younger sister, is a prophetess.......real talk, and my younger brother speaks in tongues when praying and heaven begin to shake as if there is storm.. my other sister is an angel in human form... when she sings, angels comes down....I AM the chief cornestone and the pillar and master of the home.... i have not even experience 2% of my powers.....do u know that i can command rain to fall?

Divay22:
Wiggle
Something might automatically go wrong..
I don't want...I'll sit on the floor

Saintsammurai:
Lol rukevwe, i will soon mention them.

Bibi294:
Are you God? You cannot/never command rain to fall...

sunshineR:
good evening people
its ur number 32 presenter and less favourite kenya ass+hole thepussyhunter (now sunshine.R ) here live with dem zap e-news crew in da e-news studio

we'd be giving you the breaking news making headlines

with me in da studio too is special ghost analyst and demon-caster VIRGIN-ONILA


straight to the news, making headline

FOUR VIRGIN GHOST LADIES ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED BY FAMOUS NL-SEER AND DIVINER

popular nl pastor, diviner, fore-teller and seer Bishop-reverend father saintsammuria has publicly come out to declare that there are numerous ladies here on nl who are ghosts and mammy-waters from the marine world

the famous self aclaimed prophet also added in his statement that he would expose four of these marine spirits for all to see by 9pm tonight (the time owls and witches prepare for meeting)

according to him many goats and M0R0Ns in the form of men have sent their sperm, sense and destiny to these ladies through pm unknowingly and he wants to help dem get their worthless destinies back and stop other upcoming M0R0Ns from sending their destinies too........

Almost everyone have each given a fvck
(we the zap e-news crew just gave up 4 irredeemable fvcks for this shiii )
most people want the prophet to carry out the exposing now as they fear that these spirits in a bid to save their name from disgrace would send the special marine spirit assassins to kill him


similarly, most people are begining to suspect some ladies

one thing we are sure of though is that the prayer in every guys mind now would be

"oh lawd make the four ghosts no dey among the 24 ladies wey i don send pm o make e no be say i don send my destiny give marine spirit
the rest fit be spirit e no concern me but baba abeg just do this one for me"

as we speak our field reporter WASTED-SPERM-AND-DESTINY is still trying to have a word with the prophet and also get some of the reactions of the public

stay we us as we give you updates on the shiiiii

meanwhile lovers of ukwu use this small ukwu take hold body

Nma27:
Go to sleep my frd

adaksbullet:
oh u are based on asaba, am liked u



Are u haved bf?

adaksbullet:
bus off live! Am hale o

Rukkydelta:
Yes dear
I have lot of bf's
Do you want to join the train?

Divay22:
My mum warned me not to sit on anybody's thigh...
I'll sit on the floor... Thanks

comradespade:
Na me hail you pass

sunshineR:
heheheh

yes o............i'm already praying tgoddess, shinalaura and babybunny should not be marine spirits o

Saintsammurai:
Allright guys, i will mention the first name.. i will be mentioning them one after the other....its up to people to believe what i am about to reveal but my mind its clear for i have done my job.....the 1st lady i am about to reveal is from a marine kingdom, she is here on a mission and her moniker is MONALISA...

Saintsammurai:
Allright guys, i will mention the first name.. i will be mentioning them one after the other....its up to people to believe what i am about to reveal but my mind its clear for i have done my job.....the 1st lady i am about to reveal is from a marine kingdom, she is here on a mission and her moniker is MONALISA...

sunshineR:
na wah o

for ordinary sitting on a guy's thigh again

dont even sit again
who knows our prophet might just reveal that you're one of them ghost

i go con dey lap ghost and hunter go dey romance ghost ass

Nma27:
Go to sleep my frd

sunshineG:
the guy dey chop snail

How him sabi the color of the inside

adaksbullet:
are u also haved gold dick? cos am seen gold phones and cars on ur Dp


Can I com and looked if u are haved gold dick on ur dick? yumyumyum

sunshineR:
hehehe
the thing tire me o

though he said when he gave her head he noticed it wasnt as pink as a normal pussy should

cuvox:
my search didnt return any profile using the moniker "MONALISA"