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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by zulex880: 10:16am On Sep 11, 2017
DonaldJTrump:

those guys are fattyma for where I dey.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Just always take Pap mixed with Milk ( Tin peak milk especially)

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Atlantia(f): 10:16am On Sep 11, 2017
Jigba:


Lol me too
Hehehe... I can eat for Africa oh! cheesy

We're one of the lucky ones, you know. smiley cool
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by martineverest(m): 10:16am On Sep 11, 2017
I'm almost 30 and I still weigh 58kg.....since may, I have been eating heavily buy only added 2kg..... For the past one week I have added some serious flesh, surprisingly after taking egg+malt+peak milk every nite



My slim nature is hereditary

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by gulfer: 10:16am On Sep 11, 2017
Try eating late and eating junk food from indomie, sharwama, etc and thank me later. undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by ITbomb(m): 10:16am On Sep 11, 2017
Google how to remove fat or how to slim down and do the opposite of everything you see there.

But for sure banker, eat late, dairy product (though you will release more gas) and indomie

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:17am On Sep 11, 2017
Atlantia:

Hehehe... I can eat for Africa oh! cheesy

We're one of the lucky ones, you know. smiley cool

Same here! grin

Yea we are smiley

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by adebayo3449(m): 10:18am On Sep 11, 2017
Even if u grow fat
U can't maintain it
Won't you work again becos u don't want to grow slim?
Look I am also very very slim
I only get fat when I sleep for about 12hrs daily for 2 weeks or more. And after I don't sleep for up to 10hrs for abt 1 week I will go back.
I don't sleep more than 6hrs daily. I no get time, if u don't like me the way I am. Leave me
It's simple
Since I like myself

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by DonaldJTrump: 10:19am On Sep 11, 2017
zulex880:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Just always take Pap mixed with Milk ( Tin peak milk especially)
Get waiting I never try.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:21am On Sep 11, 2017
Tajbol4splend:



It's not a problem



Yeah, I agree. It's normal for a human to finish a big size pot of beans (1 derica), a full sliced bread, four fried eggs, 6 fingers of plantain washed down with a few bottles of beer almost everyday continuously and not get fat.

Completely normal.

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:21am On Sep 11, 2017
Naturally,I don't jump on threads like this but I think for the #Op to have gone as far as opening a thread for this clearly outlines the fact that he is in desperate need of help. There is indeed a cure for this; It is called "fulani cow" dung. Cook,devour and see the result in just a matter of weeks. It is highly stacked with rich protein. There,thank me later.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by MxFactor: 10:22am On Sep 11, 2017
People like you don't get much fat because tyou have a high level of metabolism to burn off fats. You should concentrate on eating right. Eat more protein to help replenish your cell.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by lanredavidju(m): 10:22am On Sep 11, 2017
lol it's cool bin Slim... define ur swag...get the money....girls will come... u will love been Slim... me ayam enjoying it o
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:22am On Sep 11, 2017
Wanna get FAT ?Its simple just follow the rules layed down by olamide in his WO's track
Especially these two
* Wo's malotika bodi
*Wo's malo lalaskibbo
You can thank me l8r

Re: How Do I Get Fat? by idu1(m): 10:22am On Sep 11, 2017
I could have tell you how to get fat. I ain't telling you sh!t.


Why did do mention buhari name is he the only slim person in nigeria. Abi u think say na your mate?
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Sammyprinceson(f): 10:23am On Sep 11, 2017
Have you tried pounded Egg with Egusi Soup? Try it and thank me later!
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by MrEdimulo82(m): 10:24am On Sep 11, 2017
;
northvietnam:
Drink Cum twice a day.





grin grin grin grin

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Tmiky: 10:26am On Sep 11, 2017
Let me see ur pishor first b4 i gv u my prescriptions
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by yemiprof(m): 10:26am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.

I think you need to read this >>>>>> http://www.breezereporters.com/too-skinny-check-out-6-healthy-ways-you-can-gain-weight/
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Funjosh(m): 10:27am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:

The problem is I'm like 6ft looking like a damn bag of bones, I look like I have sickle cell disease.




How do people that have sickle cell anemia look undecided


Some of them looks fat and better than the way you look self angry

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by robotix: 10:27am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
Be careful what you wish for. I used to be skinny but now I am planning to burn all the fat firstly, you sweat profusely. Your lap will almost be touching each other, you will be sweating underneath your scrotum and u have to constantly bath.

You stomach will protrude and when you sit in makes you uncomfortable.

TBH, it's not a good thing.

I have decided to reduce my food in take, starve my body necessary nutrients, do lots of jogging...

I used to play ball a lot but now I do not have the time to engage in such and that may have contributed to it.

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by sukkot: 10:28am On Sep 11, 2017
rest of mind

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Sleekbaby(f): 10:28am On Sep 11, 2017
Op have you heard of Apetemin, if you have not google it, if you can afford it within 2 weeks you will give testimony or better still go to Facebook and search for gain weight, you learn a lot there on how to gain weight and the type of exercise you will do that will help you gain weight.

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Silentscreamer(f): 10:28am On Sep 11, 2017
RETIREDMUMU:

angry
I didn't know being a mumu is a profession.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by GoldNiagara(m): 10:28am On Sep 11, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Am trying to lose weight and this one is trying to be fat cheesy
Take time o

You are not fat to me.You look 100% perfect just the way you are. Don't mess it up.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Badtman(m): 10:29am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
Op have you ever heard about Omega wellovite and Aminogard

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 11, 2017
Kai! Come and suck some out from me cry
I'm willing to give you for free!
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 11, 2017
Silentscreamer:
I didn't know being a mumu is a profession.


where you heading to now undecided
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by olisacokeke(m): 10:30am On Sep 11, 2017
Since you're eating well I will advise you to hit gym and after couple of months you will see......standard gym house
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Sammyprinceson(f): 10:30am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.


Have you tried pounded Egg with Egusi Soup? Try it and thank me later!
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 11, 2017
GodivaChocolate:
Kai! Come and suck some out from me cry
cool

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