If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here - Romance (2)

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Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:26pm On Sep 17, 2017*

FortifiedCity:
Good you appreciate my thread. Some people don't like truth

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Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:26pm On Sep 17, 2017

TINALETC3:

You don't use words?

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:27pm On Sep 17, 2017

bluetrails7:
It's the truth oh, I work Sunday to Sunday from home, dawn till night, if i don't have relationships, it's not Nigerian girls, it's me. People should learn to take responsibilities for the aftermath of their actions and not come online to whine and point fingers...Nice one, keep it up...

Thank you

Oyindidi someone is appreciative of my effort here grin

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by TINALETC3(f): 8:28pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:
Good you appreciate my thread. Some people don't like truth

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by TINALETC3(f): 8:29pm On Sep 17, 2017

nt at al, asking for anything from anyone is d hardest tin for me so far, I like to get tins myself, unless it's extremely beyond me, back in my sec skul, wen am being asked to pay skul fees, I always find it hard to even tel my parents, until am being driven out of skul, Dats wen evrybody wl no dat skul fees is needed,so it's naturally in me cool

bluetrails7:
You're too harsh, i think you're being too paranoid and too fearful. Ya people are shit holes these days, but not everyone. And if we build a siege around ourselves, trusting in our won self-sufficiency, how do we meet people that can impact positively on us? I think you're living in fear and you need to come out from it...People can't be your definitions entirely...

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:35pm On Sep 17, 2017

TINALETC3:
same here, I stay and work from home 2,cnt wait 2 resign nxt year, I wanna meet new pple

Hit me up when you resign. Can't be coming to your house to see you

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 8:36pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:
Thank you

Oyindidi someone is appreciative of my effort here

So watin you want make I do?

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:37pm On Sep 17, 2017

Divay22:
Indeed you're crazy
Goodnight

Comeback here. You sure none of your pals need my services?
I am trying to be empathetic here

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:37pm On Sep 17, 2017*

Oyindidi:
So watin you want make I do?

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by TINALETC3(f): 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2017

my dad is a military personnel, no one gets 2 me except tru hm grin

FortifiedCity:
Hit me up when you resign. Can't be coming to your house to see you

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2017

Oyindidi:
So watin you want make I do?

Appreciate me and do well to refer your friends to me too cheesy

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 8:38pm On Sep 17, 2017

bluetrails7:
Fry beans for amaka and emeka nae...

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 8:39pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:
Appreciate me and do well to refer your friends to me too

I don't have friends, besides ain't you the guy who can't satisfy his girl?

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:40pm On Sep 17, 2017

TINALETC3:
my dad is a military personnel, no one gets 2 me except tru hm

Exactly why I am not coming close. But you can still jump your fence and come and see me Sha cheesy

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:41pm On Sep 17, 2017*

TINALETC3:
my dad is a military personnel, no one gets 2 me except tru hm

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Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:42pm On Sep 17, 2017

Oyindidi:
I don't have friends, besides ain't you the guy who can't satisfy his girl?

I never said I couldn't satisfy her. Knowing how to work around her thing doesn't mean it's not how I described.

Btw, your friends are coming to me as patients na. So nothing private wink

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 8:47pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:

I never said I couldn't satisfy her. Knowing how to work around her thing doesn't mean it's not how I described.

Btw, your friends are coming to me as patients na. So nothing private

what are you treating?

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:49pm On Sep 17, 2017

Oyindidi:
what are you treating?

But you read my opening post na.

But in case you don't need those ones, I can privilegely counsel you privately. grin

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:
But you read my opening post na.

But in case you don't need those ones, I can privilegely counsel you privately.

No, I didn't read your post

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:52pm On Sep 17, 2017

Oyindidi:
No, I didn't read your post

Oya go back and read it, then come and tell me how I can help you

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 8:52pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:
Oya go back and read it, then come and tell me how I can help you

I dey cum

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:54pm On Sep 17, 2017

Oyindidi:
I dey cum

Abeg no cum for my face undecided

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 9:02pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:
Abeg no cum for my face

if I slap you angry

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 9:09pm On Sep 17, 2017

Oyindidi:
if I slap you

Wetin you go use slap me

Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by shotin(m): 10:13pm On Sep 17, 2017

FortifiedCity:
Straight to the points, no time for sugarcoating words. If you are a lady and at least one person doesn't woo you or compliment you in a day, it means,

1. You are dirty: Guys like clean girls. If you don't get wooed, improve on your hygiene. You want me to tell you how to be clean, Call me "Babanla" and I will know you need to know how to be clean.

2. It means you are not attractive: An attractive lady always gets attention. You might be clean but simply unattractive. You want to be attractive, call me "Chairman" 5 times and I will tell you how.

3. Your village people have covered your face: Yes oo you might be pretty but your village people have spiritually turned your face to a masquerade so that nobody notices your beauty. You want to be free from this one, abeg no call me, call Baba God, this one pass me.

4. You are a smello: Has a guy ever come close to woo you but gradually walks by or pretends not to have wanted to speak to you. Aunty he perceived a smeellll....yuck. Bathe very well and use deodorants. Want to know more, Call me "Sugar" and I will know you need it.

5. You are always indoors: OK maybe you want to marry your gateman or Akpan your house boy. No problem. But if you don't want to, call me, "Igweee" and I will tell you what to do.

Babes see,I have the solution to all your problems, just be a good girl and you are good with me