Straight to the points, no time for sugarcoating words. If you are a lady and at least one person doesn't woo you or compliment you in a day, it means,

1. You are dirty: Guys like clean girls. If you don't get wooed, improve on your hygiene. You want me to tell you how to be clean, Call me "Babanla" and I will know you need to know how to be clean.

2. It means you are not attractive: An attractive lady always gets attention. You might be clean but simply unattractive. You want to be attractive, call me "Chairman" 5 times and I will tell you how.

3. Your village people have covered your face: Yes oo you might be pretty but your village people have spiritually turned your face to a masquerade so that nobody notices your beauty. You want to be free from this one, abeg no call me, call Baba God, this one pass me.

4. You are a smello: Has a guy ever come close to woo you but gradually walks by or pretends not to have wanted to speak to you. Aunty he perceived a smeellll....yuck. Bathe very well and use deodorants. Want to know more, Call me "Sugar" and I will know you need it.

5. You are always indoors: OK maybe you want to marry your gateman or Akpan your house boy. No problem. But if you don't want to, call me, "Igweee" and I will tell you what to do.

Babes see,I have the solution to all your problems, just be a good girl and you are good with me

Rubbish

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

MhizzAJ:
Rubbish

Which one do you need?

Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

Better talk now oo.

Solution is here

FortifiedCity:
Better talk now oo.

Solution is here

Mtcheeeew

a

Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeew

Oya keep going now. You will still come to me

You yourself you know these aren't true lol

Fire fall on you

izzou:
If Seun had requested for a Medical and Psychiatric report before opening an account on nairaland, threads like these would have been averted

I blame you Seun

I blame you

If you have patients, bring them here. Start calling all those your friends

RealLandForSale:
You yourself you know these aren't true lol

Try me and see na. I am a specialist

Jacktheripper:
Fire fall on you

Start calling those your friends. Solution at last

izzou:
If Seun had requested for a Medical and Psychiatric report before opening an account on nairaland, threads like these would have been averted

I blame you Seun

I blame you

Sorry... I'm not that jobless

elantraceey:
Sorry... I'm not that jobless

Really?

Prove it to me

Daeylar:

Do you need my expert advice?

For your mind now, Wetin you talk make sense

Divay22:
For your mind now, Wetin you talk make sense

I can help you know. Just signal with the code

FortifiedCity:
Do you need my expert advice?

....

Op u ar rite, am always indoor, bt anytime I step out, dat one na sure game
I Luv being wooed , atleast, it makes me feel like a real woman

TINALETC3:

I disagree with your signature..

y

bluetrails7:


I disagree with your signature..

Thanks Tina let

TINALETC3:
Op u ar rite, am always indoor, bt anytime I step out, dat one na sure game
I Luv being wooed , atleast, it makes me feel like a real woman

MhizzAJ aka.Ajoke, someone agreed with me. I said the truth.

FortifiedCity:
I can help you know. Just signal with the code

Goan help your Gf first

bluetrails7:


Nice thread, i can't agree more. I stay and work from home, dusk till dawn.. Hard seeing mew faces daily, let alone woo, may God help us. Can't wait to reach my threshold, resign and get a life....

Good you appreciate my thread. Some people don't like truth

TINALETC3:
y

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Divay22:

Goan help your Gf first

She is really complete, just one thing.

Refer your friends to me

same here, I stay and work from home 2,cnt wait 2 resign nxt year, I wanna meet new pple

bluetrails7:


Nice thread, i can't agree more. I stay and work from home, dusk till dawn.. Hard seeing mew faces daily, let alone woo, may God help us. Can't wait to reach my threshold, resign and get a life....

FortifiedCity:
She is really complete, just one thing.

Refer your friends to me

Indeed you're crazy
Goodnight