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If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Straight to the points, no time for sugarcoating words. If you are a lady and at least one person doesn't woo you or compliment you in a day, it means, 1. You are dirty: Guys like clean girls. If you don't get wooed, improve on your hygiene. You want me to tell you how to be clean, Call me "Babanla" and I will know you need to know how to be clean. 2. It means you are not attractive: An attractive lady always gets attention. You might be clean but simply unattractive. You want to be attractive, call me "Chairman" 5 times and I will tell you how. 3. Your village people have covered your face: Yes oo you might be pretty but your village people have spiritually turned your face to a masquerade so that nobody notices your beauty. You want to be free from this one, abeg no call me, call Baba God, this one pass me. 4. You are a smello: Has a guy ever come close to woo you but gradually walks by or pretends not to have wanted to speak to you. Aunty he perceived a smeellll....yuck. Bathe very well and use deodorants. Want to know more, Call me "Sugar" and I will know you need it. 5. You are always indoors: OK maybe you want to marry your gateman or Akpan your house boy. No problem. But if you don't want to, call me, "Igweee" and I will tell you what to do. Babes see,I have the solution to all your problems, just be a good girl and you are good with me |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by MhizzAJ(f): 7:39pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Rubbish 1 Like |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 7:39pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:40pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:41pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
1 Like |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Oyindidi(f): 7:42pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
FortifiedCity:Mtcheeeew |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Hashimyussufamao(m): 7:42pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
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Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:43pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Oyindidi:Oya keep going now. You will still come to me |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by izzou(m): 7:43pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
If Seun had requested for a Medical and Psychiatric report before opening an account on nairaland, threads like these would have been averted I blame you Seun I blame you 3 Likes |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:44pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
You yourself you know these aren't true lol 1 Like |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Jacktheripper: 7:45pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Fire fall on you |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:45pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
izzou:If you have patients, bring them here. Start calling all those your friends |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:46pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
RealLandForSale:Try me and see na. I am a specialist |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 7:46pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Jacktheripper:Start calling those your friends. Solution at last |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Daeylar(f): 7:56pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
izzou:
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Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by elantraceey(f): 8:05pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Sorry... I'm not that jobless 1 Like |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:12pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:13pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Daeylar:Do you need my expert advice? |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Divay22(f): 8:16pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
For your mind now, Wetin you talk make sense 1 Like
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Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:17pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Divay22:I can help you know. Just signal with the code |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:18pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
FortifiedCity: .... 1 Like |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by TINALETC3(f): 8:19pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Op u ar rite, am always indoor, bt anytime I step out, dat one na sure game I Luv being wooed , atleast, it makes me feel like a real woman |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:20pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
TINALETC3: I disagree with your signature.. |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by TINALETC3(f): 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
y bluetrails7: |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:23pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Thanks Tina let TINALETC3:MhizzAJ aka.Ajoke, someone agreed with me. I said the truth. |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Divay22(f): 8:23pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
FortifiedCity:Goan help your Gf first |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:24pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
bluetrails7:Good you appreciate my thread. Some people don't like truth |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
TINALETC3: .. |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by TINALETC3(f): 8:25pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
same here, I stay and work from home 2,cnt wait 2 resign nxt year, I wanna meet new pple bluetrails7: 1 Like |
Re: If You're A Lady And One Person Doesn't Woo You In A Day, Check Yourself Here by Divay22(f): 8:26pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
FortifiedCity:Indeed you're crazy Goodnight 1 Like |
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