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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by KendrickAyomide: 11:20pm On Sep 18, 2017
Lastking147:

Lool deepthroat Chai u don watch porn gidi gaan o
Kolo, na u dey smoke weed for backyard so !! ? Ayemi temi Apostle will hear of this
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 11:21pm On Sep 18, 2017
Danielmoore:


So you do blowjobs too grin
grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:23pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


Am with u on this grin.... na to just chop off the dick.

shocked but why are u like this grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 11:23pm On Sep 18, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
chineke na biala. so u mean our apostle still loves to lick "Honey Pot" !! i refuse to Believe this. Ayemi temi ! Apostle must hear of this.

Hahahahaha.. He still loves it grin

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed I didn't say anything
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 11:26pm On Sep 18, 2017
IamZod:

shocked but why are u like this grin

Lol... yes na..

Why the guy go just dey squeeze ur head anyhow and even forcing to put all his dick into ur mouth as if he wants u to swallow it. Just as Makydebbie said; na just to bit the thing grin grin

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:26pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


Am with u on this grin.... na to just chop off the dick.

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 11:27pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaringDad:

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grin grin true right?
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:30pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:
No time jare. No mercy. cool grin
Dick Chopper's Association Of West African !(DCAWA)!
President ; Makydebbie !
Vice president ;Shinarlaura !
Will update u guyz as the election proceeds ........

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


grin grin true right?
Dick Chopper !

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 11:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaringDad:

Dick Chopper's Association Of West African !(DCAWA)!
President ; Makydebbie !
Vice president ;Shinarlaura !
Will update u guyz as the lection proceeds ........

Hahahahaha...oh my God.

Maky did you just see that? grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


Lol... yes na..

Why the guy go just dey squeeze ur head anyhow and even forcing to put all his dick into ur mouth as if he wants u to swallow it. Just as Makydebbie said; na just to bit the thing grin grin
Chai.... Una nor get chill at all grin
Lalas247 come and see ur sister o. Lol
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Horlohlah: 11:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
Returning your dicck back into the pusssy after having Anal...You will be done for grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 11:34pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaringDad:

Dick Chopper !

grin grin grin.. u re crazy grin

Na when u no behave well before we go chop off the dick wink
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 11:38pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaringDad:

Dick Chopper's Association Of West African !(DCAWA)!
President ; Makydebie !
Vice president ;Shinarlara !
Will update u guyz as the election proceeds ........
Hahahaha. My daddy should not see this one oo. Na deliverance straight. grin grin


shinarlaura:


Hahahahaha...oh my God.

Maky did you just see that? grin
I saw it ooo, let's be on the look out for more members. grin grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:41pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


grin grin grin.. u re crazy grin

Na when u no behave well before we go chop off the dick wink
She is actually giving the president of Dick Chopper's Association Of West African (DCAWA)a run for her money o.
Romancelander don't u think she should be the president of the prestigious organisation !
Like if u support Shinarlaura as the president.
Share if u support Many to retain her position .

We are in for a mouth watering contest !

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:44pm On Sep 18, 2017
makydebbie:
Hahahaha. My daddy should not see this one oo. Na deliverance straight. grin grin


I saw it ooo, let's be on the look out for more members. grin grin
You need it dear .let start right away o.

Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 11:47pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaringDad:

She is actually giving the president of Dick Chopper's Association Of West African (DCAWA)a run for her money o.
Romancelander don't u think she should be the president of the prestigious organisation !
Like if u support Shinarlaura as the president.
Share if u support Many to retain her position .

We are in for a mouth watering contest !

grin grin grin u re not well at all
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 11:48pm On Sep 18, 2017
CaringDad:

You need it dear .let start right away o.
On top Mouth Gig again. grin
I need special grace for the ministry instead. tongue
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 11:57pm On Sep 18, 2017
shinarlaura:


grin grin grin u re not well at all
Lol.You guyz started it o.Why will u chop off a nigga's most precious asset ? For real ??
At least coach the nigga when it comes to the shit, the way you wants it.
"Slow,slow !! ,easy !! ......easy sweetie !!..................quick now !! Quicker dear !!.........onya calm down !! " That's how it goes .
Not chopping off his dick ! You wan kill him ni ?

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Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Lastking147(m): 12:33am On Sep 19, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
Kolo, na u dey smoke weed for backyard so !! ? Ayemi temi Apostle will hear of this
Lol u feel am bah
wait Bhet before you tell apostle remember wetin Bible talk say:

Genesis 1:29 - And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by femi4: 5:57am On Sep 19, 2017
11.Slapping.

Like, what even is that? This is not something that woman wants every day and obviously, they don’t like it all the time!

You are wrong, women love it when you tap that ass especially after a wonderful round
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Born2conquer: 6:05am On Sep 19, 2017
makydebbie:



Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
Mama the mama
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Lalas247(f): 7:20am On Sep 19, 2017
IamZod:

Chai.... Una nor get chill at all grin
Lalas247 come and see ur sister o. Lol
Abeg abeg make una no spoil my Virgin eyes grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by shinarlaura(f): 7:21am On Sep 19, 2017
Lalas247:

Abeg abeg make una no spoil my Virgin eyes grin

Lol...
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Lalas247(f): 7:23am On Sep 19, 2017
shinarlaura:


Lol...
Morning beautiful lol
Haha this thread is so Xrated grin I saw double penetration was like shocked shocked shocked
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 7:42am On Sep 19, 2017
Born2conquer:

Mama the mama
grin
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Nobody: 7:45am On Sep 19, 2017
Lalas247:

Abeg abeg make una no spoil my Virgin eyes grin
cheesy. Good morning.
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by obiorathesubtle: 7:46am On Sep 19, 2017
donogaga:
The porn industry is both a terrifying and magical place. There are things that watching porn does to our head, it makes us want to do all that we watch in real life too. We all have watched porn and we saw things that you shouldn’t try in real life of course. Some women and men absolutely love to do the acts, and that is totally their wish and we appreciate them for fulfilling their sexual wants and needs. But men need to understand that it’s never okay to do things without their consent.



So here we have listed down things that men we see in porn does but men in real life should never try them out!

1.Abuse or disrespect you.

You can obviously call your partner with some name but calling them with names that are abusive and inappropriate is wrong.



2.Invite another person to join you.

We know party can be fun sometimes. But obviously, a woman won’t like when she is making out with her man and his friend shows up out of nowhere with a boner.



3.Ejaculate on the face.

Ejaculating on our faces without permission will not only make them feel degraded, used and absolutely livid. You don’t want to insult your woman, right?



4.Double penetration.

It’s a big no-no! Even though it looks hot in the porn, but in real life, it’s NOT!



5.Ignore pre-intimacy.

This is one thing that you should never ignore in the real life. Sometimes in porn, they tend to ignore this part and directly go to the penetration. Obviously, by wazzing it straight in there it won’t be lubricated enough and it will be painful, and also your woman won’t enjoy the act.



6.Not staying in one position for enough time

Men just give your woman a chance to actually enjoy the goddam sex and not just keep changing positions every minute.


7.Lot of eye contact while having MouthAction.

Believe me, it’s creepy more than it turns someone on. Make eye contacts but continuously staring at the person creeps them out.



8.Keep on moving like a drill machine.

Woman sometimes enjoys it but for the love of everything that is good and holy in this world, not all the time.



9.Not using a condom

I bet you must have noticed it too. The people in porn don’t ever use condoms instead they just do the act without it. This should never be done in real life, men! You should always use protection unless you’re planning to start a family.



10.Going straight for the other hole.

Men, can you not though? Sure, if you’ve talked about it beforehand it’s not an issue. But not properly preparing the area and expecting them to just take it turns you into a sex criminal (for us).



11.Slapping.

Like, what even is that? This is not something that woman wants every day and obviously, they don’t like it all the time!



12.Aggressively pushing our head while we’re giving you oral.

You’ll surely not want us to bite your manhood, do you? Not every woman likes this and they won’t even do it for love or money!



13.Rubbing your woman hard.

In porn, the man rubs women like their people rub sandalwood. It’s fine if they like it in real life but if they don’t, then don’t even tries to do it. Women are sensitive living creatures with pain receptors. And for some people, that’s going to be a 12/10 on the pain scale.



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Why you people like spoiling traditions?
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On nairaland we support facts and stuff with pictures undecided
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Exponental(m): 7:54am On Sep 19, 2017
makydebbie:


Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
@ cloud 9... definitely not!!
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by makydebbie(f): 7:55am On Sep 19, 2017
Exponental:

@ cloud 9... definitely not!!
Cloud 9 kor sky 1 nii. When I chop it off you'll know. undecided
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by I888(m): 10:34am On Sep 19, 2017
KendrickAyomide:
You do Oral and u are asking who and who's work...


see as e talk yes i do like say na marriage. Your love for Pleek ehnn
That girl na one time virgin o. B like say somebody don burst the place lol. She has always wanted it anyway.
Re: 13 Things That Men Do In Porn But Should Never Do It In Real Life by Jointhemiltons2(m): 11:56am On Sep 19, 2017
makydebbie:



Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.
Hmmm so ur good in mouth gig

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