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lwkmd. that super sleepy category got me. am in the ear piece pple. it's not in the list.

I belong to the Gentle One.

#Second Driver.. I always help the driver to step on imaginary brake.

Lol.
The foodie: This ones can eat for Africa. Buns with Garden egg and smoothie.

The wooers: This ones can wait till a sweet chick comes along.

The Urinalist: Every minute.

The MP4 and video players: With their headphones, forget it.

The Book wormers: This people? Nawaoooh.

Finally, the Phone callers: You wonder if most calls are real.

And the ones that want go collect number but the girl be like

why?

deebrain:
Pray whenever The Gentle one is in your bus.

Thank me later.

i belong to the NO 5 category, i simply put on my earpiece and am good to go, only comment when its necessary.

Ninethmare:
I can't really understand cause i have never been in a public car

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femi4:
speak for yourself alone

pretender spotted...note I never quoted you in my post so back off

...and the voracious eaters, they eat everything that come their way

I belong to all the category pointed out.....

The players
This type are mostly males who re hell bent on collecting a babes contact every time they travel get on a bus. They always start with a harmless simple conversation... The rest na history

snnaija:
pretender spotted...note I never quoted you in my post so back off

nuisance

Op u forget ' Bro abeg help me carry one of my pikin ' passengers

They will pay for one seat carrying extra 2 children .



I normally assist if na male child

Those pilferers... That's how one was stylishly moving on his seat till my phone almost fell out of my pocket. Then they start forming sleep. Idiot

deebrain:
Pray whenever The Gentle one is in your bus.

Thank me later.

na so na

u don forget those hu dy beg for bus sayin they wnt money 4 treatment or they nver eat since 1 week

it will be nice for a driver to give the co-pilot the wheel if not of other passengers safety

The airheads that refuses to respect others. They get on your nerves by turning-on their loud China phone to listen to News or religious songs .
Na men do am pass
The one that would rush the seat beside the window and immediately lock it up, claiming breeze is too much! My friend, how is it doing you
The one that would be on phone from beginning of the journey to the end, alariwo oshi
The one that would want to stretch out his arm and that would reach/cover me? You are mad!
Those black girls that won't stop discussing, if they happen to be near me, Bia, ye pariwo si eti mi.
And if you are blasting your 'Fuji garbage' laidat, I no board, if I need loud music, I know where to go get it.

I hear people talking about 'smooches'
That really happens. Won da mo
You go look woman face first before you ask make she bring her pikin make you carry small
And that woman that would complain about your weave-on blowing into her face

Ninethmare:
I can't really understand cause i have never been in a public car

You too young to be on nl kid

kayceerilyn:
The smoochers are terrible.. They are so comfortable doing their shit...


I remember one years ago... I thought it was a mistake and tried to adjust but the determined dude moved with me. I just switched seats when I could

Ah an, anty! ''One years'' ago?.. Pls tell me issa lie, and i fito die 4ya mata

I'm number 5

The deviant ones

Macdawid:
Ah an, anty! ''One years'' ago?.. Pls tell me issa lie, and i fito die 4ya mata

femi4:

It is correct.
She remembers one (a guy that smooched her), years ago.

u no add comedians, , these people make d trip interesting, no dull moment, u laugh till u get to ur destination. u feel like remaining in d bus

U forget to add the story tellers

Judge : Did you smooch on your way from Lag to PH?
response: Yes..it was my first time.
Judge: you are hereby found guilty of smooching in the bus .
Response: the beautiful Lady gave it out at free will.
Judge: you're here by sentenced on 3 night bus journeys smooching without any bail conditions.
Me: Yeah.
Court: Arise!

ladyF:
The caller. They would spend the whole journey on the phone screaming at the top of their voices.

It's LadyF again.

Those ones that always have big things to scream on the phone

How they cant remember the last time they travelled by road in a public bus, How they missed their flight from owerri to PHC, how they sent their driver and mopol home with their Pajero 2020 model SUV b4 they knew flight had been canceled then decided to use ITC 18 seater bus with no AC cos they didn't want to miss their business meeting with Rotimi Ameachi' s aid to discuss how to import foreign tissue papers.

And when you look at the nigga, he be wearing worn native attire with torn black shoe, holding 1990 black portfolio, newspaper and nigga be shouting at the top of his voice with 3310

Not forgetting that they are the ones who buy eveything buyable on the road and drag change with the drivers.