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My type of person, I believe the concept of marriage or dating means totally accepting each other's perfection and flaws. If you accept only my goodies and run from the other, you are not my type then.

Now, while many will wanna prove 'butty' on this thread, Good job! However, as far as I'm concerned, if I can't occasionally mess in ur presence and let u enjoy the aroma, then ye have no love for me, dear Gf...



I think it fosters intimacy,
Lalasticlala

What do y'all think?

Why not? Farting is celebrated in my home o.

delishpot:
Why not? Farting is celebrated in my home o.

Celebrated kwa

Noooooooooooo, I cn nt take it unless it's a mistake

aDEOetREGE:
Celebrated kwa

Yes o. If the Kids fart, they get patted on the back with the question..... Did it come out well? abegi, mess no get toilet Jor! Maybe na because I never smell the one wey go make me vex so far that's why it's no biggie at my side.

IAMSASHY:
Noooooooooooo, I cn nt take it unless it's a mistake

But if he wear designer perfume, you go dey smell him all over...

IAMSASHY:
Noooooooooooo, I cn nt take it unless it's a mistake

person like u go suffer 4 my hand well well

delishpot:
Yes o. If the Kids fart, they get patted on the back with the question..... Did it come out well? abegi, mess no get toilet Jor!

As mess no get toilet, you fit mess kill ur boss or interviewer too na.... Or what ya think?

Before nkor. Should I step out of the car too because I wanto fart.

aDEOetREGE:
As mess no get toilet, you fit mess kill ur boss or interviewer too na.... Or what ya think?

I think say topic say in presence of your partner? I no know say my boss and interviewer Don become partners o. Well, if they are, YES! I shall mess but they shall not die.

But true true, mess no get toilet.

delishpot:
I think say topic say in presence of your partner? I no know say my boss and interviewer Don become partners o. Well, if they are, YES! I shall mess but they shall not die.

But true true, mess no get toilet.

Nice one jarey.... No time for forming warrisnot...

Blackhawk01:


Before nkor. Should I step out of the car too because I wanto fart.

This girl no go finish me for Nairaland with laff.

Tuham:
This girl no go finish me for Nairaland with laff.

Blackhawk01:

Na in dey make me dey like to follow you.


Even if you carry your NL username go hide am under Lagos Lagoon, ah go enter there and search am

I wish i could,but he doesn't fart in my presence except when he's sleeping.So,i do that too consciously and unconsciously in my sleep whenever i'm with him just to see how he reacts.

Is even more sweet when his around joor lol.

Yes fart should b encourage in relationships ... Like d last time me a ma babe had issue, we sat in d room for 2hrs witout saying a pin to each oda, den mistakenly i farted due to d beans i took dat morning, den she was like ehn-ehn u've started again bah, den i smiled and she drop her's, den i said babe e b like say u prepare cum oh den she smiled dat how we reconcile easily wit wait for one of us to apologise ( mess makes relationships stronger)

hazandino:
Yes fart should b encourage in relationships ... Like d last time me a ma babe had issue, we sat in d room for 2hrs witout saying a pin to each oda, den mistakenly i farted due to d beans i took dat morning, den she was like ehn-ehn u've started again bah, den i smiled and she drop her's, den i said babe e b like say u prepare cum oh den she smiled dat how we reconcile easily wit wait for one of us to apologise ( mess makes relationships stronger)

Yes, it fosters intimacy

If ur partner no dey fart for your presence then u better run for your life o!!!!. Such partner get plenty things e dey keep from u ooo.

hazandino:
Yes fart should b encourage in relationships ... Like d last time me a ma babe had issue, we sat in d room for 2hrs witout saying a pin to each oda, den mistakenly i farted due to d beans i took dat morning, den she was like ehn-ehn u've started again bah, den i smiled and she drop her's, den i said babe e b like say u prepare cum oh den she smiled dat how we reconcile easily wit wait for one of us to apologise ( mess makes relationships stronger)

Lolzzzzz@Mess makes relationships stronger. Nice 1

sexybbstar:
I wish i could,but he doesn't fart in my presence except when he's sleeping.So,i do that too consciously and unconsciously in my sleep whenever i'm with him just to see how he reacts.

And how will he react?

Of course. The last I did was extremely awful

TreasuredLeidy:
And how will he react?

How did urs react

TreasuredLeidy:
And how will he react?

He would just stare at me and resume his sleep.Unknowing to him that i'm looking at him by pretending to close my eyes.

farting in front of your partner is the KEY to a great relationship.

sexybbstar:
He would just stare at me and resume his sleep.Unknowing to him that i'm looking at him by pretending to close my eyes.

Lol

aDEOetREGE:
How did urs react

Lol

I do it so he should feel free too. Why should I be forming infront of him.

You know

shinarlaura:
I do it so he should feel free too. Why should I be forming infront of him.

My nigga

aDEOetREGE:
My nigga

Lol

delishpot:
I think say topic say in presence of your partner? I no know say my boss and interviewer Don become partners o. Well, if they are, YES! I shall mess but they shall not die.

But true true, mess no get toilet.

I HAIL YOU JARE... DONT MIND THOSE STIFF NECKED HYPOCRITES THAT IMBECILES OF FAKE LIFE AND PRETENDING