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Tolexander:
When I no e be IPOB!

rip pidgin english

boss1310:
looking at the size of this am only wondering how these people who kill the snakes we see here every time manage to do it

Me sef dey wonder, people get mind

IamSINZ:
I'll phone the army

No need.....just shout Nnamdi!!!!!!

a #Phyton is already dancing at your door steps!

Like Nnamdi,....... run and hide insode a rat hole.

Karleb:
Even though I have Snakophobia, I'll easily kill this one.

I almost killed something as long as this in school.

You almost killed, you didn't kill it. Snakophobia isn't even a word.

Mrjo:
rip pidgin english

Rip English Language!

Tolexander:
Rip English Language!

chai!

Pepper soup 101

Na to faint

LilSmith55:
Call my gf to buy peppersoup ingredient immediatly

your head dey there.

I ll call Lalasticlala

lol...

I will shout Hallelujah!!! this is manna from the bush...

Call Burutai for python dance

I just head straight to the door n grab the goddamn snake by the pvssy.
Make i hear say i no go faint that moment.

call lalasticlala asap

Jesus!!!!!.....seriously ah go run oooo.....

well i know that my day would start on front page.

will snap the pics and call my "friends"


thread title see what my friends saw infront of my house this morning,

followed by pics of a butchered snake and a step by step pictorial of how a living creature became a pot of soup.

i would then cal lala

call d army's operation PYTHON DANCE III

I would stand firm, look into the snake's eye and say hey snake!!! I'm bolt, usain bolt.

Explorers:
Waking up in the morning, late for work and you see this at the door.



Or a neighbor calling you to come help her kill a small snake and you see this

Lalasticlala

ill leave d country,,

leonard002:
call 911

lol. u are funny.

Explorers:
Waking up in the morning, late for work and you see this at the door.



Or a neighbor calling you to come help her kill a small snake and you see this

Lalasticlala

I will burn the house and go and rent self contain for myself alone!

Habyz:
You almost killed, you didn't kill it. Snakophobia isn't even a word.

Guy, na wa oo! Na understanding matter now!

ademasta:
I will shout "Blood of Lalasticlala oooo, safe me oooo "

You are just wicked by nature
Lala blaahd? Uhhhhhhhh this is super storyyyyyy

Kill it!

Python don dance come your house b dat, suspecting nnamdi kanu dey ur house

Explorers:
Waking up in the morning, late for work and you see this at the door.



Or a neighbor calling you to come help her kill a small snake and you see this

Lalasticlala

Hmm... Na to snipe am out o...

I go buy am dog chain carry dey stroll area

When Nnamdi KANU no dey for my house, how come I go see this for my door. I will call on burantai to call his boys to order ooo, which kind dance be that now for this kind morning when I no be IPOB

Explorers:
Me sef dey wonder, people get mind

It is very easy.
1. Get a very long stick
2. Keep hitting it's head for it is gonna twist its body
3. When the snake becomes weak,take out your cultlass and detach the head.

OR
1.take a very big stone and target the head
2.use a long stick to carry away
3.pour petrol or kerosene on it
4 ignite from distance and throw.


OR


1. Get a very big onion
2. Cut it into halves
3. Chew both halves seperately
4. Spit out the chewed onion
5. Direct it towards d snake
For d smell of onion weakens them and reduces their vision.

ademasta:
I will shout "Blood of Lalasticlala oooo, safe me oooo "

I can't stop laughing