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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Coldfeets: 10:13pm On Sep 29, 2017
Come, are you asking me or are asking P square?
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by userplainly(m): 10:15pm On Sep 29, 2017
ME THAT GREW UP IN WARRI ( OLD EKPAN) WHO I BE? MY PEOPLE WARRI NA DEAD ZONE, NOTHING LIKE ONE ON ONE FIGHT ...NA CROWD FIGHT, MASS BEATING, CRISIS N LATER ARMY GO INVADE....... all my fight in sec sch noh go well, started in JS1 second day at sch (Ekpan sec sch) SS beat the living blackness out of my life..y? cos they hrd my father was rich n I went to private sch bfo..........JS2 I coh bad, but met my waterloo, first encounter wit army na tear gas n beta boot send me home....abeg ma noh talk joor, warri childhood na casted! BUT OP THIS UR POWER NEVER REACH TO DEFEAT BOKO_HARAM?

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by afroxyz: 10:16pm On Sep 29, 2017
blingxx:


You must be a very calm dude ... Me I still fought conductor because of change last month grin

Yeah I'm calm. Not the fighting type. Why bother? I just walk away

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by slex(m): 10:17pm On Sep 29, 2017
Was never a trouble maker so I had very very few fights in fact I avoid conflict.

The only 2 I remember ;

1. 300 level while playing football I was tackled roughlt. I stood up and punched the guy and got a red card. After the match naim guyman come find me for hostel oo beat me sotey I was bleeding from my mouth and nose.(2007)

2. Postgraduate - After drinking vodka with some cans of Burn energy drink I decided it was time to go home. I staggered outside trying to find easy lay for the night. 2 Ukrainians started staring at me and were saying some racist slurs.
I ignored them and went on looking for babes then all of a sudden they attacked me. As naija boy na gidigbo things ooo. Grabbed the first one and gave him THE BATISTA BOMB (didn't care if his spine would snap). Knocked the 2nd guy after a while but I got a black eye that night sha. This happened at Club Chicago,Donetsk 2013

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Taiwo20(m): 10:19pm On Sep 29, 2017
I'm in my house come and fight me
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Fidelismaria: 10:24pm On Sep 29, 2017
fight? me?
is it me DAT cannot even kill common mosquito
abegi me no fit fight and I avoid it like plague

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Rajosh(m): 10:33pm On Sep 29, 2017
dingbang:
Children of God don't fight
king David Nko?
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by hanassholesolo: 10:34pm On Sep 29, 2017
L3G3ND:
i succeeded in lifting him off the ground and hitting him hard on the teacher's table ..

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Skain(m): 10:36pm On Sep 29, 2017
Sorry bro, I'm a lover not a fighter. cool

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Olusharp(m): 10:38pm On Sep 29, 2017
Lawlahdey:
The post tho grin grin. Olumides are usually evil. grin grin

Sweetheart, where have you been?
how many Olumides did you evil? don't mind the op...prolly he meant Olamide
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 10:38pm On Sep 29, 2017
U sure say nor be me? Which primary school u attend
L3G3ND:
my first and only fight i was in primary 4

back[b] then there was a boy who just loved using his pen head to poke my ass from beh[/b]ind i complained to my teacher and she warned him but he just wouldn't stop. still recall it was on a Friday i sat on my desk after P.E doing my homework (I was a nerd so i preferred just getting done with any work so can face home lessons) he came in with his friends about 3boys and a girl .. he left them and walked straight to my desk and was consciously shaking it .. the rage in me eh I just forgot my five tiny fingers on his face he pushed me i fell but i was resilient i stood up and pushed him as hard as i could he staggered .. the fight started o
tho he tore my P.E uniform i succeeded in lifting him off the ground and hitting him hard on the teacher's table .. i was that angry .. i was declared the winner and my P.E uniform replaced by my teacher ..

Coz I remember I used to like one girl then and I did exactly same. Poor me, I knew little about ass but all the same her ass was sumptuous then. Chai ! I Don bad since lol

angry angry
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by olumidejosh: 10:44pm On Sep 29, 2017
im h..i gentle gan
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by tzminaj(f): 10:47pm On Sep 29, 2017
I could remember vividly bk then in sec schl I no dey fight o but I can abuse anybody (tiny but stubborn lol�) so anytime they wantu beat me like that my bestie will save me n eventually got beaten o.. Then we got to ss2 I was teasing one guy like that n d thing don dey vex am (chibo na Omo ibo o probably d oldest in my class then) then bestie came o, started raining insults on chibo, telling him I'm older than him say na stature cheat me.. I laff ehn come dey wonder say Wetin this girl dey try
talk... Omo chibo vex o beat my bestie blue black... I was just rolling on d floor n laughing cos she was still making mouth that I'm older than him

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Bestchisom(m): 10:50pm On Sep 29, 2017
dear poster...na only nose u d blow?
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by BumbleBee2ice(f): 10:51pm On Sep 29, 2017
Growing up I was a very simple kid who tries to avoid any physical tussle in every ways but I too get mouth nd I was neva whooped bcs I pick race b4 u come close.
All that changed when I got into JS1 (a mixed sch), I got into a fight with a boy over religious argument (we were both xtians o) and we scattered d whole desk nd chairs, unfortunately for d both of us a teacher passed by nd saw us, after separating us he took us to d staff room nd I got d beating of my life.
Again in 1998 I remember engaging another boy from another class bcs he mistakenly touched my bum, nd during my secondary school days I never had a bf bcs I hated boys then so I give them a wide berth, wen dis boy touched my bum it was like he just committed a huge sacrilege nd wat I did next stunned him for secs, I spat in his face, he reacted by giving me a punch on my shoulder by then I was all ready too 4 him nd I tackled him squarely b4 others stepped in to separate us.
Fast 4ward to 2006 (Uni days), I had a terrible fight wit a galfrnd in her house in which both of us lost our frontal hairs bcs we held each other braids to get even, she grabbed a bucket of water to pour on me but I saw d bucket on time nd side stepped it and she drenched her landlord instead (I pitied d baba dat night), our friendship ended dat night.
One thing about me dat time was I always save d energy to fight but come explain wat caused d fight I will burst cry. grin
Now I don't fight anymore but I dey drop voice o wink

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by alcuin(m): 10:52pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
My days as an Alora informat I fight die

I dey my own jeje for my cousin hostel that night
He was a dreaded cultist an Alora member
That night he went with his gang both male and female in the hostel for jolly at a hotel

I refused to follow them because I didn't want to join and buccaneers don't force people especially if you are not interested.

So I was the only one in the 20 room hostel,there was light that night and the hostel was quite far from other hostels sha,but I no fear sha as I was stubborn but gentle.

I was in the toilet when I head footsteps,
The person opened my cousin room but he didn't see anybody not knowing say na toilet I dey,

I waited in the toilet for about 15mins,as I did not hear sound again I came out tip toeing,
Naso is see this guy with blue shirt,blue jean blue bandana, blue wristwatch and a blue beret with a sharp pick axe he was a bitter rival an eiye butcher sent to kill me,they got info that I am the only one in the hostel,
At first I wanted to run not until I sighted a pot of stew in front of the room by my right, the guy was walking towards me slowly knowing that I was defensless,
Omo as this guy they near me na him I carry the pot of pepperish stew pour for his eye,
Before I say jack john him Don drop axe dey battle with him eye,
I beat the life out of this guy ehn till my cousin and his guys came back around 2am in the
midnight,
They cut one of his ear and put it in envelope and sent it to the ibaka of eiye through a student as a sign of superiority

They later caught the guys two hands and killed him,
The next day I left for lagos.

Na God save my life that day

I still feel the guilt till today sha.

Oboy....alora mi sea lord.
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Timileyin1234(m): 10:53pm On Sep 29, 2017
Through out my primary school secondary school na fight, if we no fight for pen or pencil we go fight for seat. let just say out of 20 fights I managed to won 2. it was hell


I don collect beaten so tey one of my eyes no gree open

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by rali123(f): 10:56pm On Sep 29, 2017
Never... shocked
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Greenbullet(m): 11:02pm On Sep 29, 2017
Fight. ,No!!! But wait a minute , I Fought BECAUSE FIGHTING IS THE ONLY WAY TO GAIN RESPECT, ALL ANIMALS FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE ,IF YOU DONT FIGHT , YOU WILL NEVER BE RECOGNIZED .

my first real fight was with peter in js3 , I was still lanky and unwise, he was more matured, he was 18 while I was 15, he beat me so bad I was sore for weeks , he made fun of me that period , all the guys laughed at me but what pushed me to learn the act of fighting was when the girls also started laughing at me and saying things like "shut up, you that Dont have power" , it hurt me to the bone . During that js3 Holiday after JUNIOR CERT EXAM , I WENT TO LEARN HOW TO FIGHT PROFESSIONALLY , to avoid that scenario again in my life, in fact I didn't stop learning until I finished secondary school, on the last day of school , we always mingle , but peter wanted more than mingling , he wanted to make fun of me, and was pushing my head like a slave , I told him if he pushes me again, I will retaliate but he laughed and said me small boy , he pushed me again , I shouted at him to stop which drew attention, he told me to shut up and asked what I can do, he was going to palm me on my chest, I deflected his arm and gave him A POWERFUL BLOW ON HIS LEFT RIB CAGE WHICH SHATTERED IT, HE IMMEDIATELY HELD THAT SIDE OF HIS STOMACH, I PROCEEDED TO GIVE HIM A QUICK AND WELL PRECISIONED UPPER CUT TO HIS JAW, HE FAINTED FROM THE PAIN, HE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL, I WAS GOING TO BE SUSPENDED AND EYE WITNESSES HELPED ME ESCAPE PUNISHMENT FROM SCHOOL AUTHORITY, I felt fulfilled that day even though my dad told me crawl the full street, it didn't hurt because I know I fulfilled my long desired achievement.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by uofa(m): 11:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
This is a very interesting topic.

FIRST FIGHT(PRY 5):
My first fight was in primary 5. I was just 10yrs old. i had a girlfriend in my class(or so i thot).We clearly digged each other.One day i observed one of my classmates called Adaka was chatting wit my suposedly gurlfriend....omo my eyes red.From that moment i get beef for that guy.Now in retrospect,i believe becos i gave in to the devil(bitterness and grudge towards adaka),it was no surprised one day we both had a minor quarrrel (i can't even recall what caused the quarrel o)and immediately i bounced on Adaka.Omo...adaka tall pass me o,but jealously and rage no de see height ni.I punched adaka.Omo little did i know that he waz a sickler.The next thing i knew adaka don faint o!Omo see confusuion.All man dey hola say i don kill adaka o!My older brother was in pry 6 and in the next classroom.Omo my amebo classmates run go yarn am say him younger bros don kill person!To cut story short,Adaka was resuscitated and i was suspended.

SECOND FIGHT: PRY 4:
Honestly i no fit recall what caused the fight btwn me and my older brother sef.Let me tell u a lil bit about my older brother.THen he looked fragile but dnt be deceived the guy was a mike tyson b4 he was born..he has so many victorious fights under his belt.My brother has this vicelike grip of death/neck choke that sucks out your breathing.The guy is dangerous!Anyway becos we were almost the same height and becos my neighbour's daughter was in the vicinity,i wanted to form big boi and i refused to listen to the holy spirit.Before i knew arguements/dissagreements between us turned to fight and i'm like i must demolish my bros in the ful glare of my neigbour's daughter whom i digged.People, no sooner did the fight begin,out of mercy and love my bros caght me in his grip of death.I saw my life flash bye quickly.And i did not knw when i asked the onlookers ''''una dey look us?una no go separate us?i'm about to die o!Thank God for neigbours with discernment.I was rescued and i went straight to the room to sleep.My sleep was very sweet that day!

3RD FIGHT:SS3
Basically there was this moslem friend/classmate i had(6 foot tall while me na 5ft,8inches tall) who was always mocking me and taunting me for no just cause.This faithful day we were cutting grass in school(boarding house) and as usual bimbola begin open him mouth to mock me.Before i knw, i ran to him,bounced on him and rained blows on his face.He could not even fight back

i have like 2 other sucessful fights after my 3rd fight...

MY LAST FIGHT IN LIFE - I WAS A BANKER HEADING TO CHURCH FROM HOME:
On this faithful evening, as i drove my then Air Conditioned, all white,alloy wheels, sunroof, 6 cylinder mitsubishi Sigma to church in my neatly dry cleaned white shirt....one 18 seater bus came from no where and ran into me while we were all caught up the traffic. I was enraged because i passionately detest seeing even the smallest scratch/dent on my car.Meanwhile i be leader for church o!Meanwhile na church i be dey go o!Beautiful people, b4 i knew it i ran to the bus,opened the driver's door and began to punch the driver!Now this was a friday nite,the bus was filled with women and men headed to a burial /wake keeping.As i rained blows on the driver for running into my choosiest property,a huge woman seating upfront in the front passenger's seat began to raise i voice and insult me...she called me a ritualist as that wld be the only explanation how a young guy like me could be dressed in all white in an all white expensive car. 2 women and one other man plus driver began to fight me at same time.i did not punch the women sha but i tried to punch all the men o!Suddenly i realised what i was doing,its as though i came back to my senses and i carry my self/body into my car and drove back home because them don tear my shirt buttons and my lip was slightly bleeding.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by lovat(m): 11:08pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
My days as an Alora informat I fight die

I dey my own jeje for my cousin hostel that night
He was a dreaded cultist an Alora member
That night he went with his gang both male and female in the hostel for jolly at a hotel

I refused to follow them because I didn't want to join and buccaneers don't force people especially if you are not interested.

So I was the only one in the 20 room hostel,there was light that night and the hostel was quite far from other hostels sha,but I no fear sha as I was stubborn but gentle.

I was in the toilet when I head footsteps,
The person opened my cousin room but he didn't see anybody not knowing say na toilet I dey,

I waited in the toilet for about 15mins,as I did not hear sound again I came out tip toeing,
Naso is see this guy with blue shirt,blue jean blue bandana, blue wristwatch and a blue beret with a sharp pick axe he was a bitter rival an eiye butcher sent to kill me,they got info that I am the only one in the hostel,
At first I wanted to run not until I sighted a pot of stew in front of the room by my right, the guy was walking towards me slowly knowing that I was defensless,
Omo as this guy they near me na him I carry the pot of pepperish stew pour for his eye,
Before I say jack john him Don drop axe dey battle with him eye,
I beat the life out of this guy ehn till my cousin and his guys came back around 2am in the
midnight,
They cut one of his ear and put it in envelope and sent it to the ibaka of eiye through a student as a sign of superiority

They later caught the guys two hands and killed him,
The next day I left for lagos.

Na God save my life that day

I still feel the guilt till today sha.
Seun Lalasticlala Obinoscopy please remove this thread from FP. What positive effect can we glean from this stories




You that just confessed murder online will be traced and face the law

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 11:09pm On Sep 29, 2017
BumbleBee2ice:

Again in 1998 I remember engaging another boy from another class bcs he mistakenly touched my bum, nd during my secondary school days I never had a bf bcs I hated boys then so I give them a wide berth, wen dis boy touched my bum it was like he just committed a huge sacrilege nd wat I did next stunned him for secs, I spat in his face

lol, I sabi ona type..Just because of ordinary bum bum touching embarassed
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by lebete3000: 11:10pm On Sep 29, 2017
rali123:
Never... shocked

Perky boobs.
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 11:10pm On Sep 29, 2017
jaybillionaire:
U sure say nor be me? Which primary school u attend


Coz I remember I used to like one girl then and I did exactly same. Poor me, I knew little about ass but all the same her ass was sumptuous then. Chai ! I Don bad since lol

angry angry
lol ALL WEATHER INTERNATIONSL NURSERY AND PRIMARY SCHOOL .. i am sure you ain't the one
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by waywardpikin: 11:11pm On Sep 29, 2017
uofa:
This is a very interesting topic.


MY LAST FIGHT IN LIFE - I WAS A BANKER HEADING TO CHURCH FROM HOME:
On this faithful evening, as i drove my then Air Conditioned, all white,alloy wheels, sunroof, 6 cylinder mitsubishi Sigma to church in my neatly dry cleaned white shirt....one 18 seater bus came from no where and ran into me while we were all caught up the traffic. I was enraged because i passionately detest seeing even the smallest scratch/dent on my car.Meanwhile i be leader for church o!Meanwhile na church i be dey go o!Beautiful people, b4 i knew it i ran to the bus,opened the driver's door and began to punch the driver!Now this was a friday nite,the bus was filled with women and men headed to a burial /wake keeping.As i rained blows on the driver for running into my choosiest property,a huge woman seating upfront in the front passenger's seat began to raise i voice and insult me...she called me a ritualist as that wld be the only explanation how a young guy like me could be dressed in all white in an all white expensive car. 2 women and one other man plus driver began to fight me at same time.i did not punch the women sha but i tried to punch all the men o!Suddenly i realised what i was doing,its as though i came back to my senses and i carry my self/body into my car and drove back home because them don tear my shirt buttons and my lip was slightly bleeding.

Hahahahahaha this is epic bro. You for go church direct na grin
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 11:11pm On Sep 29, 2017
I Dnt Knw Hw To Fight O Buh My Slapz Ar So On Point Only 1 Slap Can Bring A Lot Of Confusion Into Ur Lyf Den I Continue With Blow, If U Don Deh Recover Frm D Slap I Go Recharge U Anoda 1
Worked Well Until I Fought Wit 1 Guy N Alvan Hostel Unn
Didnt Even Give Me Chance To Slap Him Sef
As I Did Nt See Chance To Slap Him Na
D Guy Adjusted My Lips
Buh I Dnt Fight Na Pikin Tinz

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by JastSiryin(m): 11:15pm On Sep 29, 2017
uofa:
This is a very interesting topic.

FIRST FIGHT(PRY 5):
My first fight was in primary 5. I was just 10yrs old. i had a girlfriend in my class(or so i thot).We clearly digged each other.One day i observed one of my classmates called Adaka was chatting wit my suposedly gurlfriend....omo my eyes red.From that moment i get beef for that guy.Now in retrospect,i believe becos i gave in to the devil(bitterness and grudge towards adaka),it was no surprised one day we both had a minor quarrrel (i can't even recall what caused the quarrel o)and immediately i bounced on Adaka.Omo...adaka tall pass me o,but jealously and rage no de see height ni.I punched adaka.Omo little did i know that he waz a sickler.The next thing i knew adaka don faint o!Omo see confusuion.All man dey hola say i don kill adaka o!My older brother was in pry 6 and in the next classroom.Omo my amebo classmates run go yarn am say him younger bros don kill person!To cut story short,Adaka was resuscitated and i was suspended.

SECOND FIGHT: PRY 4:
Honestly i no fit recall what caused the fight btwn me and my older brother sef.Let me tell u a lil bit about my older brother.THen he looked fragile but dnt be deceived the guy was a mike tyson b4 he was born..he has so many victorious fights under his belt.My brother has this vicelike grip of death/neck choke that sucks out your breathing.The guy is dangerous!Anyway becos we were almost the same height and becos my neighbour's daughter was in the vicinity,i wanted to form big boi and i refused to listen to the holy spirit.Before i knew arguements/dissagreements between us turned to fight and i'm like i must demolish my bros in the ful glare of my neigbour's daughter whom i digged.People, no sooner did the fight begin,out of mercy and love my bros caght me in his grip of death.I saw my life flash bye quickly.And i did not knw when i asked the onlookers ''''una dey look us?una no go separate us?i'm about to die o!Thank God for neigbours with discernment.I was rescued and i went straight to the room to sleep.My sleep was very sweet that day!

3RD FIGHT:SS3
Basically there was this moslem friend/classmate i had(6 foot tall while me na 5ft,8inches tall) who was always mocking me and taunting me for no just cause.This faithful day we were cutting grass in school(boarding house) and as usual bimbola begin open him mouth to mock me.Before i knw, i ran to him,bounced on him and rained blows on his face.He could not even fight back

i have like 2 other sucessful fights after my 3rd fight...

MY LAST FIGHT IN LIFE - I WAS A BANKER HEADING TO CHURCH FROM HOME:
On this faithful evening, as i drove my then Air Conditioned, all white,alloy wheels, sunroof, 6 cylinder mitsubishi Sigma to church in my neatly dry cleaned white shirt....one 18 seater bus came from no where and ran into me while we were all caught up the traffic. I was enraged because i passionately detest seeing even the smallest scratch/dent on my car.Meanwhile i be leader for church o!Meanwhile na church i be dey go o!Beautiful people, b4 i knew it i ran to the bus,opened the driver's door and began to punch the driver!Now this was a friday nite,the bus was filled with women and men headed to a burial /wake keeping.As i rained blows on the driver for running into my choosiest property,a huge woman seating upfront in the front passenger's seat began to raise i voice and insult me...she called me a ritualist as that wld be the only explanation how a young guy like me could be dressed in all white in an all white expensive car. 2 women and one other man plus driver began to fight me at same time.i did not punch the women sha but i tried to punch all the men o!Suddenly i realised what i was doing,its as though i came back to my senses and i carry my self/body into my car and drove back home because them don tear my shirt buttons and my lip was slightly bleeding.
Ha ha ha ha... Abeg bros, no go kill person with laff dis night o lol
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by BumbleBee2ice(f): 11:16pm On Sep 29, 2017
cruchenutii:


lol, I sabi ona type..Just because of ordinary bum bum touching embarassed
Lol, If u dare touch my body that time u don die, run inside hole i'll get u cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by rezzy: 11:20pm On Sep 29, 2017
Within the family and on my street , I fought till age 18. I don't run away from fight. I fought people's mothers, aunties, guys, my agemate. Those mothers and aunties use koboko flog crase commot for my body. I don't cry for those kind flog. At a time, my mum tot I had witchcraft.

Those days, I boast with confidence that you that wants to fight me will run away. Like, I go pieces you, na your parents go lose, I go go jail, them come out later. With only that talk, en, my opponent go fear. And I also use weapon to fight. I really don't know what gave me so much confidence.

In primary school, can't remember anybody beating me.

In secondary school, I fought once and that was in jss 1. This boy won't allow me rest. I can't say who hit first, but I was at an advantaged position so I dragged him from his sit to mine and tore his uniform. Na so the boy say I must buy his uniform. We became friends later.

I fought in 300l again, this roommate started insulting me because I asked her to join the group that will get firewood (preparing for roommates party). We weren't quarreling before that day o. Probably she woke up on the wrong side of the bed. She called me chimpanzee, ape, ask me if my legs were broken, I initially tot she was joking.
Later I asked her for her contribution of tin tomatoes, na she resume her insult again, I cautioned her but she refused. All this while, my roommates were laughing seriously, I felt bullied. I told her I will strangle her. She said im just as fat as bread, she will pierce me with needle and I will less. I just pounce on her and straight to get neck, I held her neck so tight. We were separated and I was declared the winner. Last last, she go pack firewood.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 11:21pm On Sep 29, 2017
BumbleBee2ice:

Lol, If u dare touch my body that time u don die, run inside hole i'll get u cheesy

lol, as far as i'm concerned. bum bum touching is not a crime in Nigerian constitution yet cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 29, 2017
Ok, I think this is the only brawl I can remember as I'm not much of the fight kinda guy, I try to stay away but shit happens sha,

So I had just come back from my grandma's burial (may her soul rest in peace) in 2013, I was in ss3 then, me and the guys were gisting about how everything went in the ceremony when one idiot we call shedrack just started insulting for reasons best known to him, I was like guy "no dey come at me" he started insulting my parents like "your mama, your father, wetin you go do", I told him to stop, I don't like it, he continued, only this time, he insulted my late grandma, the guys told him to stop but he felt I was scared of him because I was just telling him to stop, I asked him to repeat what he said, he insulted her again, I told him that if he repeats it the third time, I'll beat him, dude thought I was kidding, when he was about to say it again, I punched him real hard, dude lost control, he came hard with a spear, but I held his head in the process, gave him lots of upper cuts on his ribs, and elbowed him on his spine, dude couldn't move, the guys was just watching and laughing because the boy was a notorious trouble maker, so they left me to deal with him proper, I was still enjoying my moment when I sighted our principal, So I left him immediately and went to sit down, after the fight, I gained more respect from my mates and the boy never came at me again till I graduated..

That's the end of my story grin
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by ilynem(m): 11:29pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
My days as an Alora informat I fight die

I dey my own jeje for my cousin hostel that night
He was a dreaded cultist an Alora member
That night he went with his gang both male and female in the hostel for jolly at a hotel

I refused to follow them because I didn't want to join and buccaneers don't force people especially if you are not interested.

So I was the only one in the 20 room hostel,there was light that night and the hostel was quite far from other hostels sha,but I no fear sha as I was stubborn but gentle.

I was in the toilet when I head footsteps,
The person opened my cousin room but he didn't see anybody not knowing say na toilet I dey,

I waited in the toilet for about 15mins,as I did not hear sound again I came out tip toeing,
Naso is see this guy with blue shirt,blue jean blue bandana, blue wristwatch and a blue beret with a sharp pick axe he was a bitter rival an eiye butcher sent to kill me,they got info that I am the only one in the hostel,
At first I wanted to run not until I sighted a pot of stew in front of the room by my right, the guy was walking towards me slowly knowing that I was defensless,
Omo as this guy they near me na him I carry the pot of pepperish stew pour for his eye,
Before I say jack john him Don drop axe dey battle with him eye,
I beat the life out of this guy ehn till my cousin and his guys came back around 2am in the
midnight,
They cut one of his ear and put it in envelope and sent it to the ibaka of eiye through a student as a sign of superiority

They later caught the guys two hands and killed him,
The next day I left for lagos.

Na God save my life that day

I still feel the guilt till today sha.

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