Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way - Jokes Etc (79)

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Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MrWondah(m): 5:04pm On Oct 09, 2017

Dey go dey dere dey wait na. Who wan marry now me? I never ready o. I get like 3yrs for school plus Nysc na there I wan finish work.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 5:10pm On Oct 09, 2017

work? so to dey chop girls dey clean mouth na work? thought say na Lagos you dey b4 oh, okay, but in honest truth some ladies are whores and disgrace to womanhood, understand that things are tough out there but if they are not after the easy way out and give men reasons to use them anyhow, i dont think it will be this bad; i do read romance section topics and its disheartening to see how majority of men have no single rgds for female-folk, however, that's not enough reason for you to see them and treat them as sluts, you self no try at all, wetin you dey gain in flirting around?

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 5:17pm On Oct 09, 2017

around the world in 80days, mrwondah;u for kukuma face ur studies squarely and no even think of flirting around, 3-4 whooping years is still ahead. oga, change ur lifestyle. but if ur Longman dey scratch u, me no gbadun ashawo stuffs, so I can't advice u to do olosho things, but it's ur choice that matters.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 5:21pm On Oct 09, 2017*

matters like this dey weak me honestly, pls understand that not all ladies out there are humans, some are on a mission to destroy as many men's destiny as possible, d more a man climbs them the more he's sinking deeper into their claws, different different spirits and demons wey dem possess for body, pls my brother, change ur lifestyle, why did you choose this kind of lifestyle?

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by MrWondah(m): 5:24pm On Oct 09, 2017

Lifestyle wey suit under g like me na. Chai vv this ur talk don come touch my heart. V.v I no hate women o in fact I like them. Me get sisters so no be say me no dey reason am. I have lots of female friends so I no know which one I fit date. I don' too dey close to den know their inner workings so I prefer friends with benefit.
But how I wan do na. U know how girls dey behave wen DM see car. I no get car o but sometimes I dey borrow my bros own when him down travel. I Jo even fine o but sake of say I dey flirt no mean say I no sabi book. In fact I dey use my head dey make money online and offline. When girls see all dear things everybody wan join your convoy na.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 5:34pm On Oct 09, 2017*

na wetin go make you know say some adventures and some ladies no worth am be dat, e gud say e no affect your academics sha but that lifestyle no worth am honestly, maybe na lady you dey pursue come make you jam cultist for road, wetin you for talk if something bad had happened, God forbid, also you should know God hate this kind of thing, do you even think go that line at all? ........if you have female friends, it shouldnt be hard for you to date one, its because you already enjoyed and is enjoying call girls, e for kuku better make you have a girlfriend and if she misbehaves you go call am quit with am,there are still good ladies out there but wudnt see them if you are not looking, you no even fear hiv?

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 09, 2017

fear HIV?....the fear of HIV is beginning of serenren wisdom.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 6:34pm On Oct 09, 2017

Wisdom is more precious than rubbies and all the things that may be desired are not to be compare to it

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by orgzeyn(m): 6:36pm On Oct 09, 2017

It is Wisdom for you knowing say God is watching you mrwondah, nothing is hidden in his sight, am not a saint

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 6:54pm On Oct 09, 2017

saint-s do really exist??....I'm not really sure.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 6:59pm On Oct 09, 2017*

sure say any saint dey? no saint oh, na only grace dey cover us all, he that has no sin should first cast stone, Jesus come end am with 'go and sin no more' , shervydman, e come be say na only me, you and Mrwondah dey this thread today, well, everything works together for good...

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 7:03pm On Oct 09, 2017

good, better, best...I shall never rest, until my good is better and my better best.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 7:13pm On Oct 09, 2017

best is better than good and outstanding/exceptional is better than best ... reminds me of this performance appraisal of a thing, shervydman ur energy here is commendable and you live up to ur word, nice one

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 7:15pm On Oct 09, 2017

one good thing is to be loyal to ur words....v.v, how's d day going with u?

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 7:21pm On Oct 09, 2017

you are right ! I like pple that keep to their words, wish our leaders cud be like that .... my day is fine, had to stay more on d thread cos of you and Mr wondah, enjoyed the stay and learned one or two things though ... and you?

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Palaver: 7:22pm On Oct 09, 2017

vivie01:
Safely keep urself away from the scene for now, this one you never sleep since morning, the incident must be serious then, na party palaver? thanks to God for keeping you safe, abeg make you dey flex small small o, hope say pesin no die sha.......... above quote got me laughing out loud

can i help you? grin

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 7:24pm On Oct 09, 2017

you and mrwondah are also d reason I'm present on the thread like a good student. my day's good. no stress at all.

hehehe.....v.v don call palaver come here.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 7:26pm On Oct 09, 2017

here no be abode for palaver sam sam! No thanks, i dont have problem and dont need ur help sir, dont know a moniker like this exist here sha shocked

, thanks for carrying ur palaver elsewhere undecided

, shervydman see me see something oh cheesy

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nobody: 7:36pm On Oct 09, 2017

oh, no!..... if u see some monikers ehn? u'll just be wondering what came to their mind when opening d account, I've met countless of them severally. u'll jejely make a post and someone will come from nowhere and ask u why u're calling them.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Palaver: 7:37pm On Oct 09, 2017

vivie01:
here no be abode for palaver sam sam! No thanks, i dont have problem and dont need ur help sir, dont know a moniker like this exist here sha , thanks for carrying ur palaver elsewhere , shervydman see me see something oh

Easy on my mention woman undecided

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Palaver: 7:38pm On Oct 09, 2017

shervydman:
you and mrwondah are also d reason I'm present on the thread like a good student. my day's good. no stress at all.

hehehe.....v.v don call palaver come here.

Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by vivie01(f): 7:41pm On Oct 09, 2017

them plenty here shey cheesy

, d thing come funny to me as he come show up from nowhere ..... anyway, I've got to go now, need to sleep early, do enjoy d rest of ur evni and hv a peaceful nyt rest