Lalas247:

U get all those qualities abi

I want steel am

Divay22:

Lol..
B.. Babe
I.. In
T.. Total
C.. Control of
H. Herself..

Thanks

No b itch.
You're a dog..
A fucking dog.
A washed p ussy

LadyGoddiva:
You clarrrly arem't romantiiiik ((homebase behaviour)

what kinda fetish is that? It's so weird

CaringDad:

Like,seriously ? ..and you're good at savagery ! I just hope I'm spared .lolz
I thing I love imaginary writing .A writing that could just depict a situation & that makes it sound so real.My Facebook page could attest to that .Precisely, My lovely Diary where I pour out my emotions & little creativity in fictions.Picture posting don't cut it for me o.
Don't worry,My kids & I is coming over to ur place where u will tell them who will actually win the big ring fight between you & mayweather .
They are really on my neck !
We are on our way self....

Lol
What did they tell u when u got to my place?

And I'd love to read ur stories

Hope u haven't written about an imaginary fight between me and someone who thinks he's retired...

Mumu you cannot decipher sarcasm??! Hian who can swallow that size of poundo without choking to death?

NoFavors:
what kinda fetish is that? It's so weird

DeadRat:
why Are These Qualities So Familiar

U got some

Divay22:
Manners Vs your attitude towards others

Shut up and stop lieing.... nairalanders are not fools... so his manners and attitudes will make u wet? Girls and hypocrisy sha

LadyGoddiva:
Mumu you cannot decipher sarcasm??! Hian who can swallow that size of poundo without choking to death?

I don't know if you head is not correct but I know it is incorrectly not correct which means it is correctly incorrect

Shatap that your halitosis mouth!!! Wetin be your own? You want to hear that smelly shrunken deek or what turn girls on? Common zuzupu eba.

athenswonders:

Shut up and stop lieing.... nairalanders are not fools... so his manners and attitudes will make u wet? Girls and hypocrisy sha

NoFavors:
I don't know if you head is not correct but I know it is incorrectly not correct which means it is correctly incorrect

^^^
Early signs of madness.. this one claaarly Ned's our hellp((shame)

LadyGoddiva:

^^^
Early signs of madness.. this one claaarly Ned's our hellp((shame)

Dracula is awake. Girls do not swear that is why we have all decided to help you find a man here on nairaland. Jakesmillionaire can have you. He dates anything

LadyGoddiva:

^^^
Early signs of madness.. this one claaarly Ned's our hellp((shame)

Dracula is awake. Girls do not swear that is why we have all decided to help you find a man here on nairaland. Jakesmillionaire can have you. He dates anything

Lalas247:
U got some

Got Enough To Make You wanna Walk Down The Altar...

I Cook Beans (ewa) like Crazy

Sugar97:


Lol
What did they tell u when u got to my place?

And I'd love to read ur stories

Hope u haven't written about an imaginary fight between me and someone who thinks he's retired...

Sugar ! Sugar !! Sugar !!! How many times did I call u ?!
You have killed my children for me ! Ever since they came back from ur house,they have being purging profusely !! Running in & out of the toilet now & then !!
Which food did u serve them ??
Aunt sugar,has killed me ! One even complained of the excessive pepper in ur food ! He simply can't stop drinking water .His stomach self has even taken another shape .lolz.
I even talked about us visiting u again next time,they were behind my back then,on turning back,I could not find them again ! How they left remains a mystery to me.Oh ! I guess,the fear of aunt sugar's house is the beginning of wisdom !


I don't mind then .You know,I can't tell u my Facebook username here,it's too public , .Too many monitoring spirit in nairaland for my liking .
I suppose the mail linked to ur account is active,if so,then,I will tell u through mail.

DeadRat:
Got Enough To Make You wanna Walk Down The Altar...


I Cook Beans (ewa) like Crazy

Jesu Kai see as my face they glow when I hear beans

Lalas247:

Jesu Kai see as my face they glow when I hear beans

wait o. You Like Beans like This? Most Girl Just De Talk Say Them No Like Beans, so I Believe Every Girl Doesnt Like It. Some Say It Makes Them purge and Other Bullshiit... I Love Beans no Be Small...

DeadRat:
wait o. You Like Beans like This? Most Girl Just De Talk Say Them No Like Beans, so I Believe Every Girl Doesnt Like It. Some Say It Makes Them purge and Other Bullshiit... I Love Beans no Be Small...

Hmmm just give me bean with fresh agege bread .... lard of Marcy
I go comot pant in ..... if u wan propose put the ring inside one plate of ewa agoyin ..,
My mum always told me if money don’t kill me it will be food ...

CaringDad:

Sugar ! Sugar !! Sugar !!! How many times did I call u ?!
You have killed my children for me ! Ever since they came back from ur house,they have being purging profusely !! Running in & out of the toilet now & then !!
Which food did u serve them ??
Aunt sugar,has killed me ! One even complained of the excessive pepper in ur food ! He simply can't stop drinking water .His stomach self has even taken another shape .lolz.
I even talked about us visiting u again next time,they were behind my back then,on turning back,I could not find them again ! How they left remains a mystery to me.Oh ! I guess,the fear of aunt sugar's house is the beginning of wisdom !


I don't mind then .You know,I can't tell u my Facebook username here,it's too public , .Too many monitoring spirit in nairaland for my liking .
I suppose the mail linked to ur account is active,if so,then,I will tell u through mail.

Ur kids can lie for Africa
I wonder who they are learning from


Yea...mail is active

Lalas247:


Hmmm just give me bean with fresh agege bread .... lard of Marcy
I go comot pant in ..... if u wan propose put the ring inside one plate of ewa agoyin ..,
My mum always told me if money don’t kill me it will be food ...

chai! This Girl De Give Me Better touches! But You No Suppose Allow all This Fvck boys Hear This Kind Thing, na Only Me Suppose Know... Give Me Bread And Beans and I Will do Almost Anything... No Worry, our Weddin Reception na Bread And Beans go Scatter The Place... I Go Open Beans
.
No Worry When we Do Wedding na Beans and Bread go scatter The Place . I Go Even Open Beans Refinery for You

Sugar97:


Ur kids can lie for Africa
I wonder who they are learning from


Yea...mail is active

I guess from their closest aunty !
Alright then.
How was ur day dear ?

CaringDad:

I guess from their closest aunty !
Alright then.
How was ur day dear ?

I just say make i greet you ni o. Hehehe. How u dey?

CaringDad:

I guess from their closest aunty !
Alright then.
How was ur day dear ?

Could be better
Urs?

Pynkylypz:
I just say make i greet you ni o. Hehehe. How u dey?

I go tight u spiritually as u no want stay on ur lane .lolz.
I dey my thing o.And u ?

CaringDad:

I go tight u spiritually as u no want stay on ur lane .lolz.
I dey my thing o.And u ?

Lolz, let me quickly tell mummy o, so that any time i start behaving anyhow, make she no say na you cause am. You no go introduce us? (sugar). I'm ok dear

Sugar97:


Could be better
Urs?

Splendid & "sugarish" .
Got gist with u,but that should be other time & probably in "other room ".

Pynkylypz:
Lolz, let me quickly tell mummy o, so that any time i start behaving anyhow, make she no say na you cause am. You no go introduce us? (sugar). I'm ok dear

I was not playing away match na .In fact,I have being faithful & found trustworthy .So,why the alarm & bring my mami into these eqn ? .
Introduce us ? As in how na ? Seriously, I no understand that part o.

CaringDad:

I was not playing away match na .In fact,I have being faithful & found trustworthy .So,why the alarm & bring my mami into these eqn ? .
Introduce us ? As in how na ? Seriously, I no understand that part o.

Lol you don dey fear? Okay forget am o

Pynkylypz:
Lol you don dey fear? Okay forget am o

Tell me joor . I no understand ur write up on that last comment that was why I asked u to break am down so that i go actually understand wetin u mean there.
All ears.......

CaringDad:

Tell me joor . I no understand ur write up on that last comment that was why I asked u to break am down so that i go actually understand wetin u mean there.
All ears.......

Not here big bro

Pynkylypz:
Not here big bro

OK big........
Crack joke for me !

CaringDad:
OK big........ Crack joke for me !

Huh!

Pynkylypz:
Huh!

Boring you !!
Let me come & be going .