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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by FaroukM(m): 5:07pm On Oct 26, 2017

Lwkmd

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by funnynation(m): 5:07pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

They went that way

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by casnido2: 5:11pm On Oct 26, 2017

Lolz bored as Bleep.. Op u just made my day jare��

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by SuperSuave(m): 5:13pm On Oct 26, 2017

Werey op

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Aniker(f): 5:14pm On Oct 26, 2017

Stevengerd:
Yeah, u aint blind nw

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by raymondy99(m): 5:14pm On Oct 26, 2017

Huh!

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by DonBobes(m): 5:16pm On Oct 26, 2017

Let me share my own story back den.
Naso 1 waka waka girl for my barracks den de disturb me for dat thing. D girl get shape well. She came to visit me as per normal thing. Naso I rush dis girl do am without raincoat.
Let me remind u all dat two days before she came i had a terrible dream dat i was walking on d street and i was dead scared of HIV.
Well afta we do am sha, Naso dis fear set in o.
Now i am not joking here this is where it gets funny but real.
I started having funny funny worries about dat dream & about d fact dat I didn't use a raincoat d last time.
I lost my appetite to eat for over two weeks. I went to my aunt's place where I normally pass d weekend. My Aunt & my cousins saw me and complained about my sudden weight loss.
Naso i say God, dis dream Na true now ni abi Wetin. God abeg if i go do HIV test n na negative. I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX TILL MARRIAGE (for where, big lie).
D day i went to ASO CLINIC i saw people seated too. Say 4. She collected our blood samples and left. Came back after 20 minutes. Gave 3 der results which was negative & left. Naso my BP rise reach sky. I say, God is dis how my NDA dreams will just end like dis?. Ok God I promise i will never talk to any lady , except d lady a church designate for me to marry. God forgive me, am born again from now till d rapture comes.
.
D lady came back with our results. Negative!!
U all need to c d speed i used to leave d clinic dat day. I took a taxi home, even gave d driver d change. I got home n ate well.
But I still had to bribe dis girl to go do her test too, because I wasn't sure yet.
NAIRALANDERS would u blive i bribed dis girl to go do her HIV test days after. She came back negative.
NAIRALANDERS i b criminal. She came back we still celebrated d whole thing with sex. I failed in my promises to God dat day. After she left i cald other girls. Dey showed up 1 by 1 n I showed dem d results & still had lots and lots of unprotected sex with dem.
Lets leave it dis way b4 oluwacypris1 go kill me for house.
Make i run. cool

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Aniker(f): 5:17pm On Oct 26, 2017

maklelemakukula:
I'll drop my number regardless, and pray to my father in heaven

Okay

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 5:23pm On Oct 26, 2017

Despacito:
Then you start counting all the number of ladies you've had unprotected sex with.

You are like
Sex. ybbstar, lad. yF, Ta. sha, maky. debbie, se. kxy, black. hawk03, diva. y22, mhiz. esther, ru. kkydelta, la. wlahdey ...are mogbe, the lust is countless

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Damfostopper(m): 5:35pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

Oya start ur own

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 5:44pm On Oct 26, 2017

SuperSuave:
Werey op

Na your story inspire this thread tongue

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by olarmide(f): 5:44pm On Oct 26, 2017

Yinmu...i dint laff sef.

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Reeberry: 5:45pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

Mumu do you own let's see.

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by SuperSuave(m): 5:56pm On Oct 26, 2017

Despacito:
Na your story inspire this thread

What a funny thread man but it won't be funny if you're the one undergoing the test grin

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 5:56pm On Oct 26, 2017

Positive person no fit comment here?

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:57pm On Oct 26, 2017

Lolz e no sha eazy.
Last last i managed go do am, swear tht tym wey pesin dey wait for d result is like being between life amd death.
Last last na malaria sef i been get

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by SuperSuave(m): 6:00pm On Oct 26, 2017

DonBobes:
Let me share my own story back den.
Naso 1 waka waka girl for my barracks den de disturb me for dat thing. D girl get shape well. She came to visit me as per normal thing. Naso I rush dis girl do am without raincoat.
Let me remind u all dat two days before she came i had a terrible dream dat i was walking on d street and i was dead scared of HIV.
Well afta we do am sha, Naso dis fear set in o.
Now i am not joking here this is where it gets funny but real.
I started having funny funny worries about dat dream & about d fact dat I didn't use a raincoat d last time.
I lost my appetite to eat for over two weeks. I went to my aunt's place where I normally pass d weekend. My Aunt & my cousins saw me and complained about my sudden weight loss.
Naso i say God, dis dream Na true now ni abi Wetin. God abeg if i go do HIV test n na negative. I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX TILL MARRIAGE (for where, big lie).
D day i went to ASO CLINIC i saw people seated too. Say 4. She collected our blood samples and left. Came back after 20 minutes. Gave 3 der results which was negative & left. Naso my BP rise reach sky. I say, God is dis how my NDA dreams will just end like dis?. Ok God I promise i will never talk to any lady , except d lady a church designate for me to marry. God forgive me, am born again from now till d rapture comes.
.
D lady came back with our results. Negative!!
U all need to c d speed i used to leave d clinic dat day. I took a taxi home, even gave d driver d change. I got home n ate well.
But I still had to bribe dis girl to go do her test too, because I wasn't sure yet.
NAIRALANDERS would u blive i bribed dis girl to go do her HIV test days after. She came back negative.
NAIRALANDERS i b criminal. She came back we still celebrated d whole thing with sex. I failed in my promises to God dat day. After she left i cald other girls. Dey showed up 1 by 1 n I showed dem d results & still had lots and lots of unprotected sex with dem.
Lets leave it dis way b4 oluwacypris1 go kill me for house.
Make i run.

hehehehehehe you're crazy man grin

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2017

DonBobes:
Let me share my own story back den.
Naso 1 waka waka girl for my barracks den de disturb me for dat thing. D girl get shape well. She came to visit me as per normal thing. Naso I rush dis girl do am without raincoat.
Let me remind u all dat two days before she came i had a terrible dream dat i was walking on d street and i was dead scared of HIV.
Well afta we do am sha, Naso dis fear set in o.
Now i am not joking here this is where it gets funny but real.
I started having funny funny worries about dat dream & about d fact dat I didn't use a raincoat d last time.
I lost my appetite to eat for over two weeks. I went to my aunt's place where I normally pass d weekend. My Aunt & my cousins saw me and complained about my sudden weight loss.
Naso i say God, dis dream Na true now ni abi Wetin. God abeg if i go do HIV test n na negative. I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX TILL MARRIAGE (for where, big lie).
D day i went to ASO CLINIC i saw people seated too. Say 4. She collected our blood samples and left. Came back after 20 minutes. Gave 3 der results which was negative & left. Naso my BP rise reach sky. I say, God is dis how my NDA dreams will just end like dis?. Ok God I promise i will never talk to any lady , except d lady a church designate for me to marry. God forgive me, am born again from now till d rapture comes.
.
D lady came back with our results. Negative!!
U all need to c d speed i used to leave d clinic dat day. I took a taxi home, even gave d driver d change. I got home n ate well.
But I still had to bribe dis girl to go do her test too, because I wasn't sure yet.
NAIRALANDERS would u blive i bribed dis girl to go do her HIV test days after. She came back negative.
NAIRALANDERS i b criminal. She came back we still celebrated d whole thing with sex. I failed in my promises to God dat day. After she left i cald other girls. Dey showed up 1 by 1 n I showed dem d results & still had lots and lots of unprotected sex with dem.
Lets leave it dis way b4 oluwacypris1 go kill me for house.
Make i run.

So after all the promise,u still went back to ur sin.. 90% of guys can't live without this thing

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Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Yoshy: 6:50pm On Oct 26, 2017

Hmmm! Those nurses didn't even show concern like they are used to such and devised a strategy to deliver the results, the doctor simply told me; "young man we saw nothing wrong with you, all your results came out negative" (I did HIV, other STD tests and blood count).
I promised God never to have sex again till marriage, sincerely it's not easy, I narrowly escaped having sex just one month or so after the test, how I controlled it considering that the girl is someone I'm free with and have known for long, is still a wonder to me.

The force behind sex is too strong, but since then, God have been faithful.

I still remember it in prayer anytime I'm praying for God to help me keep to the promise.

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by ewizard1: 6:56pm On Oct 26, 2017

Despacito:
Then one aproko nurse comes in and telling you how she remained virgin till marriage and start consoling you when the result is not even out yet.

Then you are like....abi aye eleyi fe baje ni

Lmao at the "abi aye eleyi fe baje ni" grin

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by maklelemakukula(m): 7:03pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
Okay

This your 'okay' ehn embarassed

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Despacito(op): 7:18pm On Oct 26, 2017

SuperSuave:
What a funny thread man but it won't be funny if you're the one undergoing the test

I swear, bro. It ain't funny cheesy

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by MENZPRIDE(m): 7:57pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

My Guy, na which kind bad belle be this nau huh

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by rossychik(f): 8:02pm On Oct 26, 2017

Despacito:
Then the nurse say "You are HIV negative" you are like

u will be like dancing I son get alert, God win

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by mechanics(m): 8:08pm On Oct 26, 2017

Lolz.

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Olulinks(m): 8:11pm On Oct 26, 2017

Aniker:
basic memes... lacks creativity

Just because your name wasn't mentioned above. Now you're trying everything to remain relevant. Smh!

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Aniker(f): 8:34pm On Oct 26, 2017

Olulinks:
Just because your name wasn't mentioned above. Now you're trying everything to remain relevant. Smh!

Must you try so hard to sound stupid ?

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Nobody: 9:13pm On Oct 26, 2017

ur long time gf just came from long travels,wey u don spend all ur last dime on, now says baby, i want it raw oooooooo!!!!!!!!!

u be like _--------___---------

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by Rukkydelta(f): 9:56pm On Oct 26, 2017

Despacito:
Then you start counting all the number of ladies you've had unprotected sex with.

You are like
Sexybbstar, ladyF, Tasha, makydebbie, sekxy, blackhawk03, divay22, mhizesther, rukkydelta, lawlahdey ...are mogbe, the lust is countless

Have I offended in any way? angry

Please I'm married to Jesus

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by godofuck231: 10:32pm On Oct 26, 2017

Despacito:
1. When you reach the hospital to complain of having malaria only for the nurse to take your blood and say "we will be conducting HIV test for you".

You are like

The enemies have struck again

Re: Things You Can Relate To If You've Gone For HIV Test Before. by hormoty(m): 11:12pm On Oct 26, 2017

Ogbeni yu don finished me fr here ooooo

Lwkm ooooo

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