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I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by taylor89(m): 4:30pm On Nov 30, 2019
Good day family

I'm going to make this as simple as possible
I've been knacking for over 15yrs (started from small) without going for a HIV test moreover i prefer to suddenly die from HIV than knowing I have it

So September I had a resistant malaria and severe stubborn typhoid that wouldn't stop that lasted till last week November, there was no rashes, cough, headache, whitish tongue, weight loss or appetite lost, it was mainly fever that won't stop after several injections,drips (infusion), and numerous tablets

So I woke up one morning ad decided to go for HIV test after going for almost all the test that could lead to fever ( full blood count, infection, hepatitis b c, urine, typhoid and malaria, etc) all the 8times test I've done it's only malaria and typhoid that was present to an extent I believed it was spiritual

That faithful morning I rushed to a Lab at Isolo Lagos for HIV test, so the lab technician was just calming my nerves down keep telling me it's not a dead note after all over 8persons has been confirmed positive this week and they're currently on their meds, at this point i dropped a silent fart that almost killed me and this man with fowl smell, so I went outside made up my mind and came in to give in my blood, as soon as i gave my blood he told me to be patient for 20mins,

That 20mins was the most miserable and terrifying shortest minutes of my life, I remembered every girl I've slept with and remembered my life as the only son, I rushed outside and smoked half packet of cigarettes with hot drink, 20mins later I went in to see, I was shaking and crying, I couldn't be patient enough for the man to come out of the lab so I burst in the lab, the man saw my face and smiled, he said he's already writing my result, I was so curious to see but at that time was monitoring this man face swings and countenance.

He gave me the result I couldn't open it, he asked me to open it, low and behold it was NEGATIVE

He then directed me to a hospital for a proper malaria and typhoid treatment which they did another HIV test too but treated me the typhoid and malaria, I spent over four days at the hospital and was charged 54k, two days later the devilish fever stopped it's over ten days now I'm free from fever

I've sworn never to fvck any woman on planet earth without condom, not even kiss or gold circle these two almost killed me they burst easily,I've ten packs of Fiesta and Durex


My people please if u don't have the mind and courage to withstand a mere lab result please wear condoms

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by okomile(f): 4:33pm On Nov 30, 2019
grin grin
Get married pronto!!!!!!

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by NwaAmaikpe: 4:42pm On Nov 30, 2019
shocked




Skin to skin is for people with balls...a ball you've just decided to shatter by getting all those rubbers.

So stay alive for those who love you.
Practice safe sex by masturbating.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by taylor89(m): 4:45pm On Nov 30, 2019
okomile:
grin grin
Get married pronto!!!!!!

Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by taylor89(m): 4:47pm On Nov 30, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Skin to skin is for people with balls...a ball you've just decided to shatter by getting all those rubbers.

So stay alive for those who love you.
Practice safe sex by masturbating.

Bro no be balls matter, HIV result is scary to everyone even younger brother of Jesus Christ go cry first before him brother heal am, I rather fail the Nigerian presidential election than open a result showing HIV positive

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Poorboy: 5:07pm On Nov 30, 2019
I can relate

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Blakjewelry(m): 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2019
lol @ the waiting. did mine twice now but the first was a bit scary even though i know say i no dey misbehave

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by OddslordIsBack: 5:31pm On Nov 30, 2019
if I'm not mistaken, I av done mine not less down 12times, since 2017-19


and all negative

it was not easy


I can't in my life do skin again until marriage, and its next year

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by okomile(f): 6:46pm On Nov 30, 2019
Pele grin

taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by rookidmart: 8:22pm On Nov 30, 2019
Funny OP.
If I were the technician I would have written positive just to pay you back for the silent fart. grin

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by ItzSpartacuz: 9:36pm On Nov 30, 2019
OP, you funny! Tbh, one can never be too safe.

For me, I don't know how but I always have the courage and strength to go for HIV Tests every 3months.

My last check was last week and its Negative as usual.

The girl I'm currently seeing now, I met her a virgin. And even at that, I still took her for a test at a private hospital to know her status before any bedroom activity.. And she tested negative to HIV and other std.

Y'all won't believe that the day I deflowered her, I still wore a fiesta condom. Lolzzz

When I went for my normal HIV test, I narrated everything to the doctor, the man laughed like "You already know her status, why use condom again?" I answered "One can never be too safe" He then said since I met her a virgin, that the likelihood of a virgin having HIV or any std whatsoever is practically low, so she could pose no threat to me. He even said, she's even the one at risk of contracting something from me.

I said "Sir, one can never be too careful" which is true and he also concurred to that.

Unless you know your partner's health status, never do raw sex.

That's the motto I live by and its working for me.

People are getting infected with this virus everyday. May the good Lord save us.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Gabson006: 10:03pm On Nov 30, 2019
Hmm


That waiting period tho

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by soberdrunk(m): 10:04pm On Nov 30, 2019
angry
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
Hey , if you have been diagnosed and feel chance of having a family has gone, please click share.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by visijo(m): 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
Some of you are playing the role of John the Baptist in your relationship, preparing a way for someone greater than you.�

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Lynx001: 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
grin.. Team abstinence. Nothing sweet pass when you are having hiv Symptoms but you are not scared.
but the guy far below me@lamasta. U said pesin can gt hiv without knacking.
if na play stop am oo

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
what if you just got infected and still not viable. your symptoms is an early sign of HIV infection. you should register at a general hospital ASAP for the ARV pills ... thank me later

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
This one dey advertise Durex for us ..we no do .. #Team_Abstinence

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by CanadaOrBust: 10:05pm On Nov 30, 2019
Ridiculous that this made front page. The commonest thing is testing negative for HIV. So how is this any kind of news?

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Jaynom(m): 10:06pm On Nov 30, 2019
Mmmn! I'm tired of sex mehhn! Føréplāy is Everything!

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Lamasta(m): 10:06pm On Nov 30, 2019
Sex is not the only way one can contract HIV

Sharing sharp objects like needle, clipper, syringes etc with an HIV positive patient can give You the virus...

Through blood and fluid contacts with a positive patient you can contract the virus too..

All in all we need to be very careful and vigilant when using public objects like clippers, blade, syringes most of this objects if not sterilize can be very harmful to our health....

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Enemyofpeace: 10:07pm On Nov 30, 2019
Op na who be your family?don't ever call me your family again, unless you are a children of Dangote, Otedola or Mike Adenuga mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Lynx001: 10:08pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Majesticniyi(m): 10:08pm On Nov 30, 2019
I don't think there is any other thing that makes a man promise himself to never have sex again as much as taking an HIV test! Within that short time, you think of all possibilities and scenarios and just tell yourself firmly that your days of sex (or atleast unprotected sex) is over. You eventually pick the girl you love most and see yourself married to her in your mind...and go as far as telling yourself, you would start practicing your religion without fail!!!



Of course, all those last till two weeks after your test!!!! So bro, give yourself three weeks max....your life of debauchery will start again grin


This post is based on interviews I have had with men over the years and in no way reflects my true life experience....my wife uses Nairaland, biko tongue

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by ijewejones: 10:08pm On Nov 30, 2019
Fear of the unknown,finally demystified grin grin


Congratulations & apply caution while in the act of

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by AlphaStyles(m): 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2019
And one opopo said u can still nack HIV victim raw and not catch HIV

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by AfroKnight: 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2019
grin congrats bro.

However, you had NO RIGHT to drop that silent fart. cheesy cheesy

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by BecaciaBarbie(f): 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2019
ItzSpartacuz:
OP, you funny! Tbh, one can never be too safe.

For me, I don't know how but I always have the courage and strength to go for HIV Tests every 3months.

My last check was last week and its Negative as usual.

The girl I'm currently seeing now, I met her a virgin. And even at that, I still took her for a test at a private hospital to know her status before any bedroom activity.. And she tested negative to HIV and other std.

Y'all won't believe that the day I deflowered her, I still wore a fiesta condom. Lolzzz

When I went for my normal HIV test, I narrated everything to the doctor, the man laughed like "You already know her status, why use condom again?" I answered "One can never be too safe" He then said since I met her a virgin, that the likelihood of a virgin having HIV or any std whatsoever is practically low, so she could pose no threat to me. He even said, she's even the one at risk of contracting something from me.

I said "Sir, one can never be too careful" which is true and he also concurred to that.

Unless you know your partner's health status, never do raw sex.

That's the motto I live by and its working for me.

People are getting infected with this virus everyday. May the good Lord save us.
Wow! So I hope you are going to marry her? Don’t come here in few years time screaming “no virgins in Nigeria” because you just deflowered one!

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by manontree: 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2019
Know your status. This is the best HIV prevention tool ever. If you are positive medications would practically ensure you live your life fully and normally and also prevent you from infecting others even if you try to

If everyone does their test and takes medication for those applicable, HIV would be a thing of the past

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by UnknownJr: 10:10pm On Nov 30, 2019
Lol, baba say Na silent fart.
Walahi, silent fart are dangerous

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