Sex is awesome and weird and sometimes even competitive.

There areeven records kept, keeping track of size, duration and numbers related to sexual acts and the products of sex (children).


This list looks at the weirdest sex records of all time.







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Lalasticlala, Mynd44

The Scottish woman who lived between 1846 and 1888 is famous for having the world’s largest vagina, measuring 19 inches.
This woman should come with a disclaimer and a giant warning sign tattooed on her groin.

'Through me the way to the suffering city; Through me the everlasting pain; Through me the way that runs among the Lost. Justice urged on my exalted Creator: Divine Power made me, The Supreme Wisdom and the Primal Love. Nothing was made before me but eternal things And I endure eternally. Abandon all hope - You Who Enter Here.

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If you were trying to guess this record you would probably think 30, 40 or maybe even 50, right?


Definitely not a 100 people would surely die if they were capable of such pleasure.


At the Center for Sexual Studies in California, a team of doctors monitored a woman who had 134 orgasms in an hour, yes that’s over two every minute.


For men, the record is only 16.


It’s too bad men and women couldn’t meet in the middleon this one.


The longest official orgasm lasted for 45 seconds.


This record-setting orgasm (set in 1966) had 25 contractions.

Longest Ejaculation





Meet Horst Schultz, he can shoot his orgasm a long ways.


Schultz holds the record for furthest ejaculation at 18 feet, 9 inches.


Human males ejaculate at 27mph.

So when orgasm occurs, roughly 1.5Gb of data is ‘ejaculated’ in about 3 seconds.

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Most Bras Removed In One Minute






Chris Nicholson does not have this problem.

He is a magician that holds the record of removing 20 bras in just a minute.

I thought I would see unclad picture here..

Largest Penis



Jonah Falcon is an American actor with a penis 9.5 inches in size when flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.


This gives him the largest penis on record.

It’s so large he once got stopped by security at an airport due to his bulge.

He has refused adult films, rather focusing on a legitimate career in acting.

World’s Biggest Orgy




Japan set the record by having 500 people have sex in the same place,at the same time.

Coordinating this gave Japan the all-time record for World’s Largest Orgy.

That’s the juicy part, the boring details are that there was a warehouse, a camera crew and that the 250 couples only had sex with the one they brought.

Worse yet? It was choreographed.

Largest Penis Collection.



There is an Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland where you can see on display the world’s largest penis collection.


There are over 300 joysticks on display.

There is even a human penis.

This is the record for known collections of joysticks.

Apparently in 1300 B.C., some Egyptian pharaoh ordered all joysticks to be amputated after he won a battle against Libya.

There were 13,000 collected.

Explorers:
Meet Horst Schultz, he can shoot his orgasm a long ways.


Schultz holds the record for furthest ejaculation at 18 feet, 9 inches.

Shotgun

Explorers:
Chris Nicholson does not have this problem.

He is a magician that holds the record of removing 20 bras in just a minute.

This bros na Senior man...I still fumble with one bra for almost a whole minute

Oldest Adult Actor.



Shigeo Tokuda was a travel agent in Japan.

He retired and at the age of 60, decided that instead of sitting on the porch yelling at the neighborhood kids he would start his adult film career.

Tokuda is now over 80 years of age and has starred in over 350 adult movies.

Most Sex in 24 Hours.


Lisa Sparks had sex with 919 dudes in less than 24 hours.

Figure out the math, it comes out to 94 seconds a dude.

This was of course at the 2004 World Group Intimacy Championship.

She didn’t just break the record; she slammed the previous record of banging 757 dudes set in 2003.

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Explorers:
Meet Horst Schultz, he can shoot his orgasm a long ways.


Schultz holds the record for furthest ejaculation at 18 feet, 9 inches.

I like the tap pix lol

Largest Natural Boobs




Natural big boobs are not all that common, but if you have them you might as well use them.

Annie Hawkins-Turner isn’t afraid to let everyone know about and see her world record natural breasts.

Using stage name “Norma Stitz”, she proudly bares it all to those willing to pay to see.


Her breasts come in at a whopping size of 102ZZZ, easily the largest breasts in the world.

Largest Enhanced Boobs



Meet Maxi Mounds, Mounds holds the Guinness Book of Records for largest US size bra, coming in at 42M.

Explorers:
Most Sex in 24 Hours.


Lisa Sparks had sex with 919 dudes in less than 24 hours.

Figure out the math, it comes out to 94 seconds a dude.

This was of course at the 2004 World Group Intimacy Championship.

She didn’t just break the record; she slammed the previous record of banging 757 dudes set in 2003.

Champion!! Bhet hw d guys wan enjoy am na, just 94seconds for 1 person

Explorers:
Largest Enhanced Boobs



Meet Maxi Mounds, Mounds holds the Guinness Book of Records for largest US size bra, coming in at 42M.

Oversize!!Make e sha no burst 1 day

mtcheeeeeew..... booked space for nothing...... explorers ain't making fp this time

Most Semen Swallowed



That’s essentially what Los Angeles’ Michelle Monaghan did when she set the unofficial record for Most Semen Swallowed, she had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach.

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Explorers:
Most Sex in 24 Hours.


Lisa Sparks had sex with 919 dudes in less than 24 hours.

Figure out the math, it comes out to 94 seconds a dude.

This was of course at the 2004 World Group Intimacy Championship.

She didn’t just break the record; she slammed the previous record of banging 757 dudes set in 2003.

a guy will still marry this one ooooo If she could achieve this in 24hours,I can just imagine how many dudes she will do in one week,one month,one year!! Chaiii!!!

Clara Meadmore was the world's oldest virgin.

In 2008, at just 105 years old, she told the DailyMail that she was too busy for a relationship, and felt that physical intimacy would be a "hassle."

Meadmore died in July 2011, a few months before her 108th birthday.

Sex is that one thing that is spoiling this world, aside money, fame and power.. Sex is one of the reasons why this world has become what it has become.. Imagine after a lady slept with several guys now i eventually married such and she's supposed to be a queen in my world, like i should start treating her like a queen with her wide hole when she is noting but a substance of mockery somewhere else.. I'd be walking with my wife who is supposed to be a queen and then some random street guys will be laughing at my mumuism.. This is one reason, some men don't trat their wife like that expensive sh*t anymore. I don't know, a thing in me is not just wnating a wife.. I can't become a bad man/devil all because of someone else mistake but whenever it's time and i find a virgin to marry then 'congratulations to me'. I don't know how they said it was during the era of our fathers but i wish we can go back to that period. I was on top of a 19 year old girl after serious begging from her last time and i was crying, this thing has become a well.. She asked me why i was crying, i just told her, i have never felt like this before in my life. Imagine, ehn, before this one turn 25, wetin for don happen? And she's way beautiful.

Longest Masturbation.



Masanobu Sato from Japan holds the record for longest masturbation after engaging in the activity for 9 hours and 58 minutes.

The longest single orgasm attained by a woman is 43 seconds long, but women with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) are known to have rolling orgasms resulting in as much as 100 orgasms daily.