₦airaland Forum

makydebbie:
Jamb question, I don't know how I'll explain something as simple as that to you.

DeadRat:
Waw! Very Intelligent! I Wish You Understood The Question because clearly You Didnt

NoFavors:
kid! Is that not your school trousers?

makydebbie:
Your problem, not mine.

SirMichael1:
Madam it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

makydebbie:
I don't appreciate his mentions.

SirMichael1:
I saw peeps welcoming you back. What kept you away? No data sub??

Divay22:
House caring fellowship

Indeed...

SirMichael1:
From the look of the surrounding areas by the door, that can't be an hotel so if it isn't an hotel, then it should be a male or a female's house...

If it's a male's, his shoes will be inside an if it's a female, her shoes will be inside.

Now if the house belongs to a lady's boyfriend, she would have her shoes inside and same applies to the reverse

Best guest: VISITORS. BOTH MARRIED!

McBrooklyn:
Indeed...

makydebbie:
Yes, how you take know sef?

I've been having health issues, then I got a job. And it took me a while to readjust to everything. Just decided to login today.

SirMichael1:
Health issues?? Sorry o. Hope you're better now?

Seems this issue of sickness is wild spread. I also just survived one too, had to be rushed to the hospital, got admitted. It was bad. Real bad.

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Wow! congrats... Hope you didn't get employed in Nigeria and hope the salary is enough to pay for your monthly sub?

Lawlahdey:
Is that you in your dp? Oh mine.

SirMichael1:
Don't go about checking DP of monikers, that's not good

makydebbie:
I know right? Just yesterday I spent all I had on drugs only to be vomiting the drug, my money, and the meals anyhow. I'm recuperating sha, or I thought I was until I started vomiting again today. Sorry about the illness hope you're better now? Looks like it was very serious.

Lol, I left Nigeria since 1st October na. I'm home now. The money is even enough for me to take you out on a date and pay the bills.

Lawlahdey:


Nofavors piqued my interest and it's not a crime. So?

SirMichael1:
Phew! The sickness really got the better part of you. Kept you in check 'cause if you were alright, you'd have been running round the whole threads on Nairaland inciting troubles

Or wait!!! Are you sure you aren't pregnant??

I actually passed out. Second time it happened in my existence. The bad thing was/is that, I stay alone so when I passed out, I had to start calling folks to get me straight to the hospital if they don't want me dead. Yet. It's one of those lesson in life -Never stay alone or stay alone with a close neighbour- I had none. I think it was stress and all that but I'm fine now. Whole, hale and hearty.

On the billing aspect, I'd most likely not eat anything on that day...

Lawlahdey:


Nof.avors piqued my interest and it's not a crime. So?

SirMichael1:
(It's only fair that I follow suit)


You look like someone who would prefer trouble over chocolate/ice-cream. What's the fuss? You smoked excess cheap weed today??

NoFavors:

makydebbie:
Elders from the village just arrived.


I know what you're thinking, stop thinking that way.

Lawlahdey:


Egbon mii toh pepperish. Bawo nih?

Lawlahdey:
Duh.

EmperorLee:
As e be say you fit go off radar without being bothered about those that might be bothered about your well being, you don try. It's fine to know you are aii sha.

Cheers

EmperorLee:
No word, no feedback, nothing.

Good, just good.

makydebbie:
When I was around, they were never bothered. So I wonder how my absence has affected them?

Besides I've been very sick and I'm not fully recovered.

Lawlahdey:
I could say the same for you.

You didn't bother to check up on me. And I told you I was sick and it was kinda serious.

makydebbie:
So I'm a trouble maker? I met a nairalander recently who said same.

Pregnant ko, Maky plays her cards well, I can only get an unwanted pregnancy if God wants to punish me.
Yea it did, I'm all skinny now and plus this job no time for myself anymore.

Wow! That's one scary experience oo. Thank God we didn't lose you tho.

So what are you going to do about staying alone?

Why nau? You are pitying my pocket abi?

SirMichael1:
There's no arguing that. The desire to cause trouble is like a cloak sown to your garment.

What if God wants to punish you now? I mean, you're employed with enough income equivalent of 2500 GHS/month, enough to pay for a date 'cause I eat plenty plenty and plenty, not elephant's equivalent but plenty. Getting pregnant now and taking care of your own child would be really cool.

Who's we?? Lmao. Thank God I didn't lose myself jare. Dying feels like a boring thing. I hate boring. Besides, should that happen, no one here would know of my demise.

I'm still gonna stay alone. I hate the thought of sharing same house with another person except a relative. Can't deal.

EmperorLee:
Ahaah I take the blame then.


You better now ?

makydebbie:
I swear tah God, I was never like this. Used to be very friendly even when insulted but bullies took it for granted and here I'm.

God cannot punish me now oo, haven't even gotten my first pay yet and I've bills to pay. I stayed with my brother in Nigeria this year, he has a son. It was then I learnt it's not easy to take care of kids oo. Pampers and wipes money can pay school fees. No now biko.
That makes the two of us, I'm a foodie. So I get to eat all? Yippee! And I get company too, lucky me!

We on NL nau, it'll be a great loss to this forum. God forbid. You don't have offline friends from here?

Okay, privacy. I understand. Just be careful next time hun.