Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji but I was smart, if not, I would have been badly humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nice body structure and enticing boons I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his carpet and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

dollyjoy:
Met his girlfriend there and the goat added to my humiliation by asking what I wanted. Notebook of course!! He was my sec school class mate. Stopped taking crushes serious after then. Allow the feelings die a natural death.

This is very humiliating.. I guess you felt like the ground should open and swallow you up

Lawlahdey:
What does crush mean again?

dollyjoy:
Tell your own lie and leave our lie alone. Is it your lie

makydebbie:
Tell your lie and leave my comment na, is it your comment?

dollyjoy:
Tell your own lie and leave our lie alone. Is it your lie

Lawlahdey:
You seem like a goth. Or someone who is interested in a gothic lifestyle.

supervillain52:
yeah am feeding my dark side and i just this thing for women with black makeup

DeadRat:
Yes I Was In Jss2... Her Name Was Ego! I Went To Her House With My Friend... God This Girl Is So Fvckin Fine... I Was So Anxious. She Permitted Me To Visit. Her Father Was A Film Producer... They Had A Casunut tree. When We Knocked I Heard Her Voice My Heart Jumped to My Back... She Came To The Gate She Smiled When She Saw me. And She Asked Why I Came, the Question Weak Me so I Just De Look Like Idiot and Before I Know It The Next Thing That came Out My Mouth Was "we Came To Pluck Casunut" she Then Laughed And Said We Should Enter and As I Put One Leg Na So I Hear her Papa voice "who Are Those Boys This Early morning? Will You Get Out Before I Shoot You" as I Look Back I Couldnt Find My Friend Again, i Could Have Sworn He Vanished. "are You Still There!" he Shouted, my Crush Sef just Weak, Na So I Take Off o... Shame Romance Me That Day. But Some Years Later We Dated. It Was A Dream Come Through

DeadRat:
Yes I Was In Jss2... Her Name Was Ego! I Went To Her House With My Friend... God This Girl Is So Fvckin Fine... I Was So Anxious. She Permitted Me To Visit. Her Father Was A Film Producer... They Had A Casunut tree. When We Knocked I Heard Her Voice My Heart Jumped to My Back... She Came To The Gate She Smiled When She Saw me. And She Asked Why I Came, the Question Weak Me so I Just De Look Like Idiot and Before I Know It The Next Thing That came Out My Mouth Was "we Came To Pluck Casunut" she Then Laughed And Said We Should Enter and As I Put One Leg Na So I Hear her Papa voice "who Are Those Boys This Early morning? Will You Get Out Before I Shoot You" as I Look Back I Couldnt Find My Friend Again, i Could Have Sworn He Vanished. "are You Still There!" he Shouted, my Crush Sef just Weak, Na So I Take Off o... Shame Romance Me That Day. But Some Years Later We Dated. It Was A Dream Come Through

Lawlahdey:
I love everything black too. I am a gothic fan. I like gothic literature too.

samtinx:
badt guy from jss2

Lawlahdey:
What does crush mean again?

DeadRat:
it Means How You Feel About Me

RETIREDMUMU:
[b]chai see babe, her back heavy load her front big orange na so i get huge crush on this babe, she is a girl every niggqq eyeing

i had being trying to woo this babe but she's is being hard to get, perhaps because she is ajebo and am a full time ajepako guy


she comes and visit her friends around my place of work.


whenever she passes there i just stop her, trying to still wooing her, all she always says na 'i have boyfriend'.


so had being threatening her with this my proposal, so one faithful day she just call me say i should visit her, i was like wetin i hear sef, i was very excited like this babe finally agreed


so next day i go see one my hausa mohla wey dey sell accessories, na so i buy one chain, and one cheap handband, then i proceeds to one ipob goan buy one okrika jeans and one kind t shirt, abeg boy go fine nao


na so i entered bus, from bodija to oluyole

i called the babe on phone and she finally lead me to their house, behold na so i see her hugging one guy

me:hello but ur house too far oo

babe: (still hugging the guy) and so shebi nq u wan date a fine girl nao, so pls sit on that chair am coming


they trekked reach out of my sight


na so i angrily grab one chair wey dey their front house, i was frustrated and angered by what i just heard, i waited for 30 minutes, suddenly i began hearing laughter.

na the babe and her friend laughing now, i think the guy don go now.

babe: (laughing) that him, he wan date a fine girl na there he go wait till him dey go

friend : (laughing hard) why nao that too bad nao, just pity am nao

babe: i had already told him i have a boyfriend

friend: he no even fine sef



qnd that how they kept gossiping my whole drama,i just wish make ground swallow me in that moment i just left dat day, frustrated, flabbergasted, angered, dehydrated, starved n stuttered!!






moral:when a girl keep telling u i have a bf, just keep off!![/b]

nelson7777:


this is nt a joking matter, hw they treated u was bad,,,
i go dey lie if i say e no pain me, while reading this...

henrylowe:
Mine happened this way. It all happened with my ex

I came visiting her the night after we had sex chatted, on entering I saw this really huge guy on her bed with just boxers and my girl on wrapper. I shock, I first look myself look the guy but decided to fight for love anyway, I began interrogating the guy, the guy come keep face like "who be this small boy?",

I no mind am come dey ask wetin him dey do for my bed, before I know am,na so the guy vex comot for bed and almost beat me up to death. I had to run out of the house before the bastard kill me

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

DeadRat:
Na Wa... No Be Fight Na... There Are A Thousand Ways You Could Have Said This Without The Insults/ humiliations ... I Was Not Tryin To Asslick You... All These Things We Doing Here Is For Fun Nothing Personal... I Knew All That You Said, I Guess I Was Just Stupid Enough To Continue trying To Befriend You Despite The Snubs... Enjoy Your Evening Lola

Donaldduke2019:

Lol...Deadrat comman reply oo

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

tosyne2much:
Mine goes this way.

I paid a courtesy visit to this girl I was crushing on who always accused me of being uncaring and all that.

We were both in the sitting room kissing and smooching passionately and we got carried away, oblivious of the fact that her dad already drove in, unannounced and knocked on the door
.

The AC was on and we were both sweating profusely. She hurriedly took few text books littered on the dinning table so it would seem as if we were rubbing minds together on some mathematics.

As the man stepped in, he saw me on the table sweating profusely with my shirt unbuttoned and she explained to her that I actually came to help her out with her maths.

The clever man just shook his head and entered into his room. Few minutes later, he called and sent her on an errand just to deal with me.

Immediately she stepped out, he came out of his room and began to interrogate me. Before I knew it, he landed a slap on my face and quietly tortured me like a terrorist.

My people love clear for my eyes ooo


Over to you guys

DeadRat:
hahahahahaha... Mumu... I Know Say Na Wetin you De Like Be This

ugoswaggz:

kai, watch your language, act like lady if you're one

Lawlahdey:
How does a lady act?

ugoswaggz:

at least doesn't use vulgar words, nor insult people even if they are touts ok.

Donaldduke2019:

lolzzz....True tho....It doesn't mean u shouldn't be conversing with them, but reduce it, so they won't take advantage of u