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pu7pl3:
Lol I Don't want to get into two girls fight but u cud hve just told her you dint grab her jokeand allthese cud vebeen avoided

By the way I was talking bout all your comments

Well if you read my comments you should have seen where I told her that she could have just explained what she meant instead of throwing a childish tantrum. I don't mess with anyone on this forum but if you come for me I'm giving it to you full force.
Ps. You said that you don't want to get into girls fighting so the smart thing for you to do is to stay out of it.

who are those making noise na

khiaa:
Well if you read my comments you should have seen where I told her that she could have just explained what she meant instead of throwing a childish tantrum. I don't mess with anyone on this forum but if you come for me I'm giving it to you full force.
Ps. You said that you don't want to get into girls fighting so the smart thing for you to do is to stay out of it.

Ok ma....kill yourselves

pu7pl3:
Ok ma....kill yourselves

You are already dead.

khiaa:
You are already dead.

I don't blame you..ure getting High just cos you read a weed thread..
I wonder what will happen when you actually smoke it

Gofwane come and see what your thread has caused

pu7pl3:
I don't blame you..ure getting High just cos you read a weed thread..

I wonder what will happen when you actually smoke it

weed is bad when it is abused.

pu7pl3:
I don't blame you..ure getting High just cos you read a weed thread..
I wonder what will happen when you actually smoke it

lol....

Nice write up op.

shollish:
let's create a WhatsApp group 4 stoners in da House

yesso! make we do am

Gofwane, you wee nor comman update again

Joislim:
Gofwane, you wee nor comman update again

I'm waiting for those two warriors to finish fighting. Let's all bear with them.

...I'm sorry i wasn't able to drop an update like i used to do. I ran out of data.

Contd.....

When i decided to share this story, i wanted to share only my own experience not with that of my friends. It was supposed to be a short story like i did in the other threads- start and finish it on the same day not to drag it on for days.

Around 6am on new year day, Gan was pronounced dead and Geb escaped. The news immediately circulated like a wild fire in harmattan. The youth in that area mobilised themselves and marched to Geb's house. They were going to set the building a blaze if his family doesn't bring him out. The reason for their anger was that Gan is an indigene of that state while Geb was not.

They arrived there and requested Geb's family to produce him but his mum and sisters swore that they know nothing about his whereabouts. They dragged the mum and sisters out of the house and began to pour petrol inside the house but just then, the native king arrived there and pleaded with the youth that the mother was not responsible for her son's crime. He then assured them that the police will question his close friends till they mention his whereabout.

On hearing that, everyone that knew him layed low. No more walking in groups, cos nobody wants olopa wahala.

It was during that during that period i resumed back to church activities to the extent i was elected as the music director! Oh yeah, i was a keyboardist and a bass guitarist before the devil purchased me. I can't describe the joy of my grandparents.

Days rolled by to weeks and to months. I was doing very well in the church until the devil decided to come for my transfer Being a very popular person in the evil lifestyle didn't make it easy for me to resist the temptations. Some guys have been looking at me as a role model (in partying, drinking, fighting) so they kept coming around in various categories to offer their friendship till i fell for it.

I began to roll with two kids (about 5 years of age difference). My reasons were that they are still kids and inexperienced in the wayward lifestyle. That means we won't be engaging ourselves in too many bad things. But i was wrong, i made a deadly assumption! They were even more deadly than my former friends. This two kids were pickpocket thieves and junkies. No wonder they always had money for enough money for plenty shayo and visiting ashawo house. There names were Mat and Taw. We were in the same school and classroom. They used to be in the same class with my younger brother while i was in a different school. I later ran away from that school (story for another day) and joined my junior brother's school, same classroom! Oh yeah, it was that bad. Perhaps, i should tell you guys why i ran away from the previous school.

Actually, what happened was there was this wicked staff that caught us cooking beans with electric iron (for pressing clothes) inside the hostel. This man carried our beans, the very last beans 5 of us contributed and threw it away! That was what woke the demons in us and we began to plan how to make him pay for our beans.

Now that staff that threw our food lives in the staff quarters within the school. He has some turkeys, chickens, ducks and a cow. He used to bring the cow to eat the grass around our hostel every evening. So we made the cow our target we were that bad.
We went to his house at night when everybody has gone to prep and stole the cow but unknown to us, one witch of a neighbour saw us and trailed us to the river we had prepared to execute the cow. Before she went back and alarted the owner.
We slaughtered the cow with a hacksaw and began to cutting it to pieces. Oboyyeh, see plenty meat oh all the buckets we brought were filled but the remaining meat was still too much for us to handle. We decided that we were going to take the meat to town the next day and sell it. Meanwhile, we had the ingredients we wanted to cook our beans with, so we made a fire and started making a barbecue. Everything was going on well. We lit some cigarettes and continued smoking and discussing how to transport the meat to the town. All of a sudden, we heard DON'T MOVE!!!!!! We stood up to run but they were right in front of us and behind us is a big river

To be contd.....

Contd.....

We froze, and there was Mr wicked staff, two securities and Mrs witch (the woman that saw us shifting the cow) hmmmm.... this woman is truly a witch for her to gather courage and follow this men here around 1am.
Mr wicked staff Staff looked so calm and we were surprised because knowing the type of person he was, we didn't expect that calmness. He was even smiling! Hmm... may be our eyes were deceiving us

Mr wicked staff: so you bassttarrdds think you can do such a thing and escape without getting caught?

We stood there silently without responding to him. We just turned and looked at each other as if we were expecting the guy beside us to answer him. However, i noticed my guys didn't look scared and i was impressed because i had already began devising an escape plan. There is no way we won't be tortured and expelled for such a crime so it is better to run

Mr wicked staff: even if to say Mrs witch no see una, i would have still known you were the ones because i recognised you all. I saw the way you were looking at me that day i seized your food. Especially you (referring to me)

Security1: una papa! Your teacher is talking to you and you are standing? Oya, form a line, hold each other by the waist of your trousers and sit on the ground.

That was their first mistake because as we sat down, we began whispering to each other how to escape and which direction to go. Mr wicked staff and the other two securities were gathering all meat and discussing how each of us will carry them back to school

Mrs witch: hey security, carry those packets of cigarettes. We are going to use it as evidence to charge them for another case.

Security2: charge them to the discipline committee? Ma, let's naked them and tie them to the tree on the assembly ground.

On hearing that, we scattered. I pulled out a very thick wood that was burning in the fire and headed for Mrs witch because she was the one holding the rechargeable lamp. With all my strength, i used the wood and smashed the lamp while spraying burning charcoal around her face. She let out a loud scream and Mr wicked staff ran away while the two securities were receiving heavy kicking all over their bodies. Suddenly, Mr staff started blowing a whistle and so we vamoozed into the night.



Now, back to my stoty.............

So on this fateful day school was to resume after a holiday break. Usually, the first week of resumption was always not serious. Students even go to school in mufti. And so, me, mat and Taw decided to go to school that day. we agreed that they come to my house and from there, we will be going to school. I went home and select from my party clothes what i will wear.
At the agreed time, they came and met me fully dressed. I was wearing a very dark-green baggy jeans, brown timberland boots, white t-shirt, camouflaged jacket i tied a brown bandana on my head and a magnetic earrings. I unbuttoned the camouflaged jacket, exposing the white t-shirt. Oboyy, na music director be that oh

We got to school and i must say we got so many heads turning because of our dressing. There were very few students around. Everyone just forming level.

Now, our school is a bit far from town and surrounded by mountains. We've always been hearing rumours about a guy that sells weed on the mountain. And so we went to search for him


To be contd.....

Gofwane:
Contd.....

We froze, and there was Mr wicked staff, two securities and Mrs witch (the woman that saw us shifting the cow) hmmmm.... this woman is truly a witch for her to gather courage and follow this men here around 1am.
Mr wicked staff Staff looked so calm and we were surprised because knowing the type of person he was, we didn't expect that calmness. He was even smiling! Hmm... may be our eyes were deceiving us

Mr wicked staff: so you bassttarrdds think you can do such a thing and escape without getting caught?

We stood there silently without responding to him. We just turned and looked at each other as if we were expecting the guy beside us to answer him. However, i noticed my guys didn't look scared and i was impressed because i had already began devising an escape plan. There is no way we won't be tortured and expelled for such a crime so it is better to run

Mr wicked staff: even if to say Mrs witch no see una, i would have still known you were the ones because i recognised you all. I saw the way you were looking at me that day i seized your food. Especially you (referring to me)

Security1: una papa! Your teacher is talking to you and you are standing? Oya, form a line, hold each other by the waist of your trousers and sit on the ground.

That was their first mistake because as we sat down, we began whispering to each other how to escape and which direction to go. Mr wicked staff and the other two securities were gathering all meat and discussing how each of us will carry them back to school

Mrs witch: hey security, carry those packets of cigarettes. We are going to use it as evidence to charge them for another case.

Security2: charge them to the discipline committee? Ma, let's naked them and tie them to the tree on the assembly ground.

On hearing that, we scattered. I pulled out a very thick wood that was burning in the fire and headed for Mrs witch because she was the one holding the rechargeable lamp. With all my strength, i used the wood and smashed the lamp while spraying burning charcoal around her face. She let out a loud scream and Mr wicked staff ran away while the two securities were receiving heavy kicking all over their bodies. Suddenly, Mr staff started blowing a whistle and so we vamoozed into the night.



Now, back to my stoty.............

So on this fateful day school was to resume after a holiday break. Usually, the first week of resumption was always not serious. Students even go to school in mufti. And so, me, mat and Taw decided to go to school that day. we agreed that they come to my house and from there, we will be going to school. I went home and select from my party clothes what i will wear.
At the agreed time, they came and met me fully dressed. I was wearing a very dark-green baggy jeans, brown timberland boots, white t-shirt, camouflaged jacket i tied a brown bandana on my head and a magnetic earrings. I unbuttoned the camouflaged jacket, exposing the white t-shirt. Oboyy, na music director be that oh

We got to school and i must say we got so many heads turning because of our dressing. There were very few students around. Everyone just forming level.

Now, our school is a bit far from town and surrounded by mountains. We've always been hearing rumours about a guy that sells weed on the mountain. And so we went to search for him


To be contd.....

I dey enjoy your tori

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IamHeWrites:
I dey enjoy your tori

thanks man for enjoying it . Final episode coming up later in the day.

Yoga complete ur tori na. I dey enjoy am wella

I prefer alcohol to weed jor. Alcohol to me gives the Human body supernatural energy

But where is Gofwane

.

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mikefem58:
But where is Gofwane

chillax nah. Final episode coming up in the evening.

Gofwane:
chillax nah. Final episode coming up in the evening.

Bros evening long na, give us something to cure sunday boredom

following

Gofwane evening don reach oo

Gofwane:
thanks man for enjoying it . Final episode coming up later in the day.

Ok bro

mikefem58:
Gofwane evening don reach oo

typing........

Gofwane:
typing........

what about the guy the nurse gave injection. Tell me

Oyindidi:
what about the guy the nurse gave injection. Tell me

Dis babe go like gist o.
She wan kno every every

Gofwane you don dey act like all these nollywood producers oo