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Let me tell you a well-guarded secret.... First kisses are extremely over-rated, and I'm not saying this because mine was downright awful. But it's true (both over-rated and awful), people just give dreamy accounts of how magical (they think) their first kisses were, with that perfect crush, eyes closed, leg pop, shoe drop, bla bla.... If I hear!!! 

So, I've decided to kiss and tell, the not so pretty story.

Unlike most girls, I wasn't really into boys and all, I preferred being by my self and poetry was my first love.

So one hot harmattan afternoon, there I was at the bustop hands full of Christmas shopping, while I stared down at the heavy carton of turkey, which I couldn't possibly lift. I called one of the roadside vulcanizers whom was known to the family to help me with the package, (and yes the vulcanizer was my first kiss, but calm down and read the whole story before you judge). 

He easily lifted the carton from the ground and placed it on his shoulders and walked behind until we got to my house, unfortunately no one was around to relive him of the heavy load, I let him carry it inside still walking behind me.

"Aunty, here?" asking whether he should drop it on the kitchen floor, I turned abruptly and my lips met his.

What!!!! My eyes literally popped!!!.... and if you're thinking its fate, you deserve to be slapped. 

The worst part was the guy probably thought I was into him and tried to go for it a second time, I designed his jaw with a punch (then his jaw popped). Bros shamefully left the house and we pretty much avoided each other for then on. 

And that's my first kiss story, very unforgettable, and not in a good way!! At least I got my pop, two pops!!!

How awful was yours?(No sappy lie lie story please)

Written for sauceandsound/kodiwithasauce
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You are a f*cking a**hole!!!

Mine was uneventful

Thats technically not a kiss. Do u think kissing is just two lips locked together? It involves chemistry between both parties. With a wrong person, its just lips connecting, but with the right person, its like u just cant let go of their lips, like u just need their lips 2 keep breathing.

coolestofall:
Thats technically not a kiss. Do u think kissing is just two lips locked together? It involves chemistry between both parties. With a wrong person, its just lips connecting, but with the right person, its like u just cant let go of their lips, like u just need their lips 2 keep breathing.

Kiss is when two people touch lips, that's all.

That is not kiss joor

Is This What Somebody Calls Kiss?