It was a beautiful Friday morning and I had a contract I had just completed and was to confirm a cheque with a huge amount of money in the bank that morning.

Feeling all paparazzi, I took my bath and dressed up all fresh to the bones. Had breakfast, picked up my car keys and headed outside into my already perfectly washed black Mercedes Benz G wagon and off I am to the bank.

Playing some very cool morning blues and passing through the beautiful Victoria Island in Lagos, I got to the bank and handed towards the counter but being a usual Friday the bank hall was quite full. Being the gentleman that I am I had to join the queue and wait for my turn. Few minutes later some guy offered me his sit as he had to rush somewhere and just beside me was this very beautiful damzel that seemed to have just fallen from heaven mistakenly.

I was like WOW... What an epitome of beauty to behold and I initiated a conversation which began to flow so well. I guess the freshness hovering all around me was like a magnet to her that she couldn't hold on to herself. Swinging my G wagon car keys with my legs crossed to the sight of my expensive Gucci shoes and the sweet scent of heavenliness from my Cologne, the damzel pushed herself closer to me and I threw my left hand over her sit for her to rest her head on my muscular arms.

Lo and behold the next that I noticed was that she brought her so so sexy lips very close to my face, touched my face so softly not even minding the people around us, smiled so charmingly and boom, my lips grabbed hers like two magnets placed very close to each other.

My people, the next thing I felt was something like a thunder strike and it felt so painful on my right cheek and immediately my eyes opened all I could see was so many stars in the sky before it cleared off and I shouted JESUS..... I saw my roommate standing in front of me as I laid on our mattress in our face me I face you room in Agege. He said, guy e be like say you don dey mad ni. Na me you dey hold wan dey kiss abi.

Na that time my eye clear well say everything na dream. Abeg make una no vex. Them say if you dream am, you go achieve am.

Have a lovely day.

Well,u try sha .

you are smoking more than you can handle.

Wonders have ended.

my son I will like to adopt you....

Get away!!!!

Thanks for this!!!

Crimpsy:
Thanks for this!!!

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Wait after dragging with my slow network, hoping to read better thing.
I got this

as I reach that G Wagon part na there I stop to dey read. ahbeg Wetin happen las las

ProfessorBerlin:
as I reach that G Wagon part na there I stop to dey read. ahbeg Wetin happen las las

I was actually going to comment this, anyways anybody wey fit summarize abeg do so

bahkarrehjnr:


I was actually going to comment this, anyways anybody wey fit summarize abeg do so

He go Bleep d babe for bathroom after she see e g wagon

Stop magnifying poverty. Poverty is a temporary state of limited access to resources.

Op you won't kill me with laugh

you must be an idiot ... how I go read this kind thing after FAMILY Devotion

ProfessorBerlin:
as I reach that G Wagon part na there I stop to dey read. ahbeg Wetin happen las las

oh boy ... Na d gwagon part me sef realise say na rubbish.... Where is fati... Use that Ur yinmu Korean pix

Buhari is a fool

madt people full lagos

lol

Funny you

Funnny asf