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BloodyWafarian:
Just shut the Bleep up there. I see you trying to portray yourself as some alpha lord dictator when we all know that you are the very epitome of stupidity & imbecility, son of a LovePeddler.
It is only those who do not know your nairaland history that would swallow your filth & take you seriously.

It's no secret that you have been thoroughly humiliated and dragged down the muddy waters by the good citizens of nairaland many times in several sections and it's a miracle that you are still alive.

Worthless offspring of a newt! It too you six hours, six long hours to formulate a reply even though you're amongst the viewing public every time I logon to check this thread.

Here's to a history lesson which would follow suit.

You are nothing but a perverted chest beater never growing tired of his hobby. How can we ever forget how coogar dealt with your gory ass so much so that you had to be placed on life support to recover what little strength left in you.
Dimples called your bluff after she got tired of your incessant childish rants but you couldn't take up the gauntlet and stand your ground like a man with balls when she came charging with pure rage.
Missclassy rendered an accurate narrative of your pathetic life for all to see and you broke down in tears like little Wilson Tagbo when you couldn't withstand her firepower - the story of the weeping undergraduate is still very much told in nairaland till today.

And even now you have taken to asslicking and cavorting with firsteva and joseph other irresponsible scums with so much vigour, the same people that brutalised you and left you for dead.

All you are good at is empty boasts and lack the littlelest courage to even carry your own weight. You are not worth your market price in tomatoes. You boast a lot but scamper away like a frightened rat whenever real action comes.
No wonder your mouth is as wide as a badger's armpit. A worthless coward bastardo is what you are.

See him forming saint when we all know that it is your stock in trade to rush to upload pictures of your opponents whenever e-duels occur. Lying conniving soft little bitc.h. You are undisputably the most childish and immature nairalander whose stupidity is only surpassed by his weak ego.

Please your little priced secrets are scattered here and there all over NL so quit trying to claim invisibility.

Now you are worse off and more miserable than a defeated napoleon who just kept swinging his head from side to side at the Battle of WaterLoo.

Dirty skank!

lefulefu:
cos of the kissing and telling wey dem dey yarn about for here? I believe everybody no be d same.

TSOM:
Any man who makes the mistake of marrying you should rather have himself thrown into a beehive on every alternate day. The pain, the excruciating pain he'd feel from the stinging would pale in comparison to the regret of having a sprawling liability like you under his roof.

It's November; that time of the year when cruel ritualists are on the hunt for opportunistic greedy leeches like you who are looking for men to fleece and, using your own phrase, "pay for your kpekus maintenance". May you get what such females deserve and end up like them.

Again, a thousand curses on you for giving good women a bad name and making more men think all women sell their bodies for money.

Worthless, lazy prôstituting humanoid!

Draei:

That just showed you know nothing about
both teams. Now lemme school you real quick,
Irrespective of which tournament they both
meet, it's always an El'classico...You dig?

I'm sure you guys will still foolishly churn out
that huge sum on him by January. Anything
for the league as we all know.

Bale? Oh please leave the Welsh outta this, or
are you already getting shock-waves he is back?

FTrebirth:
you're still discussing last year matter. the way you referring to past tense, it seems the uncertainty about madrid's fate this season just dawned on you.

let's talk about the present. alaves whooped you, small girona of segunda division caned you and tottenham came with a grand slam. abeg, try recovering from these panel-beatings first then we can discuss how you want to get raped by barca.

and, BTW, we've beaten the so-called malaga this season plus your two new husbands, girona and alaves.

Blackhawk01:
Makydebbie, comman tish me one corner dance.

edimolu2:
Yet within the space of the few seasons ronaldo spent in madrid he has achieved more goals than messi...pffffttt

Blackhawk01:
Hian! See this deeper life boy oooo...

Caringguy:
I don't give a fvck okay?

I have fvcked three female here already and i have my reasons why i posted that photo of flamee, the other two i don't want to mention, they are one of the popular female nairalander.

They can't stop blowing up my pms coz they know that i paid them well

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

Oh ye tappers! My mum uses big bags, can't be tapping those kinda bags biko . I only tap her hair extensions and lotions ( hand ooo, face ooo, hair ooo, body ooo), na every thing I dey tap like that. My mum loves heels oooo, although, she doesn't rock them. But, trust her to push you into wearing them. The first time I tried it to work, it was her idea (brilliant one tho) . The principal couldn't help but compliment my outlook that morning and she specifically mentioned the heels. Very funny woman, me was just grinning and mentally blowing my mum kisses nii.

Blackhawk01:
Let the ladies talk fashion and girlie things, Since the guys are talking football.

Queensekx.y, what powder product do you use?

Makydebbi.e, pumps or flats?

Tahra.h, braids or weaves?

Lalas24.7, what's your yansh secret?

AHCB:
https://www.nairaland.com/2536003/ashewo-beer-parlour-share-ashewo

Have you seen the above thread? It's the place to be. Do share your sexcapade there. Lol.

Donaldduke2019:
See their elclasico goals

1 Lionel Messi- 23
2 Alfredo Di Stéfano— 18
3 Cristiano Ronaldo— 16

Donaldduke2019:
we can churn out that price for coutinho but never bale...Even the community of barca would close down that club

Coutinho is better than benzene and Olusgen Bale combined

Donaldduke2019:
Madridista that was a spanish cup final not an el clasico....Meanwhile Liverpool rejected our offer cos we can't foolishly cough out 100m for coutinho just like you did to bale

Where's the Bale now....zizou is planning to sell him...hope you know

lefulefu:
The beauty of a woman is her backside..

Caringguy:

TSO.M:
Worthless offspring of a newt! It too you six hours, six long hours to formulate a reply even though you're amongst the viewing public every time I logon to check this thread.

Here's to a history lesson which would follow suit.


Never! The Nairalander who'd flaw and floor TSOM in a battle of wits hasn't registered yet. No one individual has antagonized TSOM without regretting his/her actions! Not once, not twice, not fifty times! I always hunt and haunt them down!

It's no news that the biggest disgrace any Nairaland ever faced was meted out by me.

Côogar was disgraced as a fraudster when I exposed him on these threads which is still the biggest controversy-cum-scandal in the last three years on Nairaland with my well-known alternate, KRAMFONOS moniker : https://www.nairaland.com/2723630/sum9000.com/1#40116454

https://www.nairaland.com/2746886/coogar-exposed-credit-card-fraudster

It is well-documented that Missclassy deactivated countless times because of me attacking the transgendered 'cause of me. 'It' even begged Ishilove the moderator then the Dating and Hook Up subsection to beg me to stay off on the day 'it' was interviewed in June, 2016.
Local-search "TheSonOfMark Missclassy Ishilove".

Same Missclassy who was shamed repeatedly, returned as NewSheriff, Niklausa and countless other monikers but ran with tail in between thighs? https://www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/284#33943516

Same Dimples129 who avoids me like Lai Mohammed skirts round the truth?
She is viewing this thread and dare not get herself involved directly!

May a gazillion deranged beavers build dams with your dismembered bones!
Firsteva and Joseph1832? The guys with opposing political views? Even now I still troll them for their 2015 political stances when I wish to.

Asslick? I'd rather die a gazillion times and over.


May your fate be worse off than male anacondas swallowed by during mating by female anancondas before gestation.

TSOM would rather die that use secrets told to him by folks he converses with off-Nairaland against them.

You should all fit in a pod.

DarkRebel the lying skinny teenage boy who lied about being a mulatto, being half-Ukrainain, living in affluence and hobnobbing with Ice Prince and other superstars at weekends. May devious lab interns have you for experiments.


Caringguy, it is well-documented that you uploaded pictures of a girl you claimed you slept with on Nairaland to shame her and made hints of sleeping with other such females.

May your phallus excrete blood the next time you have an erection.

May every female member of your family be drawn, quartered and assaulted for disgracing a girl who trusted you.

May your dismembered torso serve as appetizers to drugged piranhas!

May you die lonelier than a stranded Eskimo at the farthest reach of the North Pole!

For every comment you've made on this thread, may you miss a body part!

May your jaundiced eyes always see misery!

May every offspring of your loin be birthed in pain!

May the curse on your father multiply a thousand fold on you!

May anyone who seeks to rescue you lose their sanity!

May the earth and the sea reject your discarded, tossed-aside dismembered corpse!

May mated blowflies lay a gazillion eggs in your nostrils as vultures have a feeding frenzy on your swollen corpse!

May your life be gloomier than the fate of ISIS-controlled regions!

May mutated lice make the scanty hair on your indented head their dwelling place!

May your life be as peaceful as the war-torn Gaza strip!

Worthless offspring of a village râpist!

Draei:

Oh, now you are having a change of mind.
Yes your club will close down cuz the 180milla
you mugus got from the sale of Neymar have all
been spent to buy & nurture an injury proned player.


What's his name again, Bembeleh. Name sounds
like masquerade beat drums in the village.

BasketballGURU:

[color=#858482] THE BAIT. "Had she known" [/color]

[color=#858482]Weak . Now she's gonna be hibernating in that alt forever [/color]

edimolu2:
Agreed

Do a research on the number of goals ronaldo and messi have scored, start both counts from ronaldo's first season in madrid and tell me who is behind

Randy91:
smetn like dat.....

though I can start up wit Lalas247 because she is coded-Legit

Donaldduke2019:
See their elclasico goals

1 Lionel Messi- 23
2 Alfredo Di Stéfano— 18
3 Cristiano Ronaldo— 16

makydebbie:
*Looks around*
Let's get to the nearest fence bae.

greiboy:
For some reasons waffy people are,great with word

Donaldduke2019:
call him whatever you like, The fact still remains that dembele is better than Bale

He's the next thing in football now

He got an assist in his 1st game coming in as a sub oo....didn't you see the way he was running down those juventus defenders

Divay22:
This thread is about to be closed

Off to food section, am hungry

AHCB:
LOL. Seeing is indeed believing. Hope she's not among the girls who tag NL guys 'broke boys?'

[color=#858482]Of course she is/was. Probably forming hardcore online too .Now her miserable self is hiding behind an alt. . #Spits . So much for Nl cheap girls [/color]