Typical of modern day churches

The pastor don dey cum for boxers already

d healer

Current.... well he wouldn't feel anything he's a man of God.

Her gullibility coupled with the level of her stupidity is so amazing !

What is this Pls?

No wonder pastor work dey hungry me. Imagine me doing deliverance for oyinda1599 or taking her to a river for spiritual bath and deliverance

MuttleyLaff:
God instructed Hosea to do all that he did
Jesus is God and so is His prerogative to allow and encourage Mary to anoint Him with that expensive oil
besides Mary was embalming Him to forestall decomposition for when He will be dead for three nights and three days

The pastor is also embalming the lady to forestall decomposition, abi what do you think?
And it is also Yahweh who instructed the pastor to be doing this, don't you think so? Remember Yahweh doesn't change, he sent Hosea in the olden days, he is still sending pastors today

The day Angel Michael would be sent to dash some pastors slap for doing rubbish in the name of the Lord is coming...

Slap that would make the pastor receive healing for his stewpidity.

And the mumu lady still d raise hand they shout lala lalastical

This pastors own don deh too much shay them deh mad ni

Lalasticlala so you are gullible enough to bring this to front page.. smh.

Kolababe:
This photo has gone viral.No one knows who the swaggalicious pastor is. There has been a high rate of pastors healing private parts of church members lately.

May God show you mercy for this evil you're accusing the church of.

And you believed it... Op you're childish

David160:
The rate at which people make fun of God these days is alarming... it's not fair to God or Christians.

Actually, people aren't making fun of God Almighty who created Yahweh, Allah, Moloch etc. Rather, peoples eyes are getting open and they are making fun of the gods of religion who have been camouflaging as GOD ALMIGHTY all these years. A divine prophecy by the light of God has it that a time like this will come, so it's here, let's rejoice and drink to a toast to the fall of religion in Africa.

Earthquake1:
Lalasticlala so you are gullible enough to bring this to front page.. smh.

Don't mind Seun lalasticlala mynd44

rentAcock:
I doubt this is a real picture. The poster didn't mention the pastor's name, country or even provide any credible links. Although I do believe that there are some very gullible people who would allow men of God abuse them all in the hopes of healing, I find this particular picture to be as fake as a 300 Naira bill.

Can't you see the background? Does that place look like church? Na Photoshop joo

enemyofprogress:
No wonder pastor work dey hungry me. Imagine me doing deliverance for oyinda1599 or taking her to a river for spiritual bath and deliverance

lol. Ole

This picture looks staged

Kolababe:
This photo has gone viral.No one knows who the swaggalicious pastor is. There has been a high rate of pastors healing private parts of church members lately.

This heaven is very far

David160:
The rate at which people make fun of God these days is alarming... it's not fair to God or Christians.

It's the age of mockers. They will regret it. We will see who laughs last. They are playing with eternal condemnation.

Nairaland Moderators are Perverts, always moving trashy posts to Frontpage

Worisdis

This fight against Christianity on Nairaland is real.

This is obviously a drama/comedy skit scene, but a moderator still brought it to FP for people to masturbate over pastors and Church.

God help us o.

OtemSapien:
The pastor is also embalming the lady to forestall decomposition, abi what do you think?

And it is also Yahweh who instructed the pastor to be doing this, don't you think so?
Remember Yahweh doesn't change, he sent Hosea in the olden days, he is still sending pastors today

"I have not sent these prophets, yet they run around claiming to speak for me.
I have given them no message, yet they go on prophesying.
- Jeremiah 23:21

Then the LORD told me,
"These are the lies that the prophets are telling in my name:
They claim that I sent them, commanded them, and spoke to them.
They dreamed up the visions they tell you.
Their predictions are worthless. They are the products of their own imagination.
- Jeremiah 14:14

How long will this go on?
If they are prophets, they are prophets of deceit, inventing everything they say.
- Jeremiah 23:26

chibabe259:



Don't mind Seun lalasticlala mynd44

It's the new nonsensical project of this forum to abuse anything related to the Christian Faith.

Sard:
This fight against Christianity on Nairaland is real.

This is obviously a drama/comedy skit scene, but a moderator still brought it to FP for people to masturbate over pastors and Church.

God help us o.

Thank GOD you know. It's a failed project. Seun wants to go down like others before him. Soon this forum will be a deserted island.

Confused people

Horo:
Typical of modern day churches

Does that place look like a church

MuttleyLaff:
"I have not sent these prophets, yet they run around claiming to speak for me.
I have given them no message, yet they go on prophesying.
- Jeremiah 23:21

Then the LORD told me,
"These are the lies that the prophets are telling in my name:
They claim that I sent them, commanded them, and spoke to them.
They dreamed up the visions they tell you.
Their predictions are worthless. They are the products of their own imagination.
- Jeremiah 14:14

How long will this go on?
If they are prophets, they are prophets of deceit, inventing everything they say.
- Jeremiah 23:26

Jeremiah can lie for Africa abeg. So Jeremiah is claiming that Yahweh didn't send Hosea and the other prophets who yarn trash throughout the Bible? I won't take that from you joor. Let Yahweh speak for himself instead of Jeremiah. As in, I need a chapter and verse where Yahweh is speaking, not the one where Jeremiah is claiming to be speaking for Yahweh. Pls post something like Yahweh 12: 25 or Yahweh 15:33 and I will believe you. At least, the DOCTUFOS of truth captured the laughter of Yahweh and I can post it here.

Doctufos: LOY 2:11-14
The Laughter of Yahweh: I Am The Deceiver
11. I am the deceiver, ha, ha, ha, ha. The jealous one, ha, ha, ha, ha. The consuming fire, ha, ha, ha, ha. I am the greatest deceiver.
12. I am the intolerant one, ha, ha, ha, ha. The unforgiving being, ha, ha, ha, ha. The nightmares of their heads, ha, ha, ha, ha. I am the most intolerant one.
13. My food is worship, ha, ha, ha, ha. I bath in the water of deception, ha, ha, ha, ha. I swim in the pool of lies, ha, ha, ha, ha. My food is abundant worship.
14. Who can surpass my prophets in lies? ha, ha, ha, ha. And who can beat my priests to propaganda? ha, ha, ha, ha. Which being is as cunning as me? ha, ha, ha, ha. There's none like me in deception.

sbfynest:
And the mumu lady still d raise hand they shout lala lalastical

that picture looks like a comedy skit,a pastor cannot be touching breasts n kudoh all in d name of prayer

mastermaestro:


It's the new nonsensical project of this forum to abuse anything related to the Christian Faith.

On point.