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Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 6:40pm On Nov 19, 2017
yesterday while boarding a Brt bus on route to Marina, lagos Island.
i noticed a very attractive lady sitting alone.
she was this confident and classy type, working class i presume.
after some few minutes of the journey, i decided to bust the bubble by starting a conversation but she was relaxed and listening to some music on her phone.
a confident guy of which i am, i jokingly removed one of her earphones and put it in my ear
i told her i liked the music ( i lied) the music was crap.
we got along really fast and shared some jokes until she dropped the bombshell.
she told me she is only attracted to the #beardgang type of guy.
i was disappointed cause i know i can never be a #teambeardgang
she gave me some reasons to back up her preference.

1[b].It makes men look more masculine[/b]
according to her,Beards make the jawline seem bigger and as a result it makes the man look more masculine. Women tend to favour men who are more masculine over other men.

2[b].It shows that a man is patient[/b]
Beards take a time to grow and as a result it requires a lot of patience. A man who manages to wait until his beard grows is usually a patient man. jeez so funny. she went on.

3[b].It shows that a man is confident about his looks[/b]
Because a man sometimes has to go through some stages where the beard will look bad on him until it grows usually men who are confident about their looks grow beards. i just kept staring at her while she talked.

4[b].It makes men look like bad boys[/b]
Women usually favour bad boys over nice guys. A beard can easily help a man achieve the bad boy look in some cases. this one got me.

seriously, am more of the clean shave kinda guy. i cant see my self growing beards.

dont i look good with clean shave? cool

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Daniel2289(m): 6:41pm On Nov 19, 2017
How true is this
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by whitebeard(m): 6:44pm On Nov 19, 2017
grin op gerarahere mehn..see my dp and show respect..it more than that now though..!!

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 6:53pm On Nov 19, 2017
whitebeard:
grin op gerarahere mehn..see my dp and show respect..it more than that now though..!!
Lol. Guy I cant keep beards...I don't have that kinda patience at all..
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Lionbite(m): 7:03pm On Nov 19, 2017
What's it with these self-obsessed people uploading their piics up and down on this forum. Who dey deceive u say una fine

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2017
I hate beards with passion

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Kseafresh: 1:56am On Nov 20, 2017
whitebeard:
grin op gerarahere mehn..see my dp and show respect..it more than that now though..!!
martins shey na u be dat
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Kseafresh: 1:57am On Nov 20, 2017
Augustap:
I hate beards with passion
congratulations grin
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 2:01am On Nov 20, 2017
Augustap:
I hate beards with passion

Oh lawwd??!! cheesy cheesy

How can you HATE a thing with PASSION??

You guys would not kill someone with laughs cheesy cheesy

What an English sentence cheesy cheesy

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 2:28am On Nov 20, 2017
grin
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 2:31am On Nov 20, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


Oh lawwd??!! cheesy cheesy

How can you HATE a thing with PASSION??

You guys would not kill someone with laughs cheesy cheesy

What an English sentence cheesy cheesy


Please read the definition of Passion. You must have thought Passion meant Love. A common mistake amongst Trolls.

passion
ˈpaʃ(ə)n/
noun
noun: passion; plural noun: passions; noun: Passion; noun: the Passion

Meaning:
strong and barely controllable emotion.

"a man of impetuous passion"
a state or outburst of strong emotion.
"oratory in which he gradually works himself up into a passion"

Now, check out the synonyms of passion.

synonyms: rage, blind rage, fit of rage/anger/temper, temper, towering rage, outburst of anger, tantrum, fury, frenzy, paroxysm, fever;

"he gradually worked himself up into a passion"

So, to hate with passion would simply mean to hate very strongly. To hate with so much fury or anger.

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 2:50am On Nov 20, 2017
I sight you grin blackhawk01. You don't sleep? grin
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Blackhawk01: 2:59am On Nov 20, 2017
ScotFree:
I sight you grin blackhawk01. You don't sleep? grin

A call woke me. I find it hard to go to bed, I decided to come here. What are you doing awake too? Are you a wizard, Edo dem dem? shocked
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 3:01am On Nov 20, 2017
Blackhawk01:


A call woke me. I find it hard to go to bed, I decided to come here. What are you doing awake too? Are you a wizard, Edo dem dem? shocked

Yeah, our meeting started by 12, but i got here late. So, i'm hanging upside down, outside on a tree as punishment for being late. grin grin

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Blackhawk01: 3:07am On Nov 20, 2017
ScotFree:


Yeah, our meeting started by 12, but i got here late. So, i'm hanging upside down, outside on a tree as punishment for being late. grin grin


Hahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy

I cover my mentions with the blood of Jesus!

*Runs outta thread* embarassed embarassed

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Chuzzyone(m): 4:59am On Nov 20, 2017
Augustap:
I hate beards with passion
topic different meal to different people. Lik ur comment
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 5:51am On Nov 20, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


Oh lawwd??!! cheesy cheesy

How can you HATE a thing with PASSION??

You guys would not kill someone with laughs cheesy cheesy

What an English sentence cheesy cheesy
you're so daft. maybe you should start by improving your command of the English language before you make a mess like this next time.
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 6:17am On Nov 20, 2017
ScotFree:



Please read the definition of Passion. You must have thought Passion meant Love. A common mistake amongst Trolls.

passion
ˈpaʃ(ə)n/
noun
noun: passion; plural noun: passions; noun: Passion; noun: the Passion

Meaning:
strong and barely controllable emotion.

"a man of impetuous passion"
a state or outburst of strong emotion.
"oratory in which he gradually works himself up into a passion"

Now, check out the synonyms of passion.

synonyms: rage, blind rage, fit of rage/anger/temper, temper, towering rage, outburst of anger, tantrum, fury, frenzy, paroxysm, fever;

"he gradually worked himself up into a passion"

So, to hate with passion would simply mean to hate very strongly. To hate with so much fury or anger.



Whoever wrote anything about wrong English..... cry You should have tried to comprehend what I wrong before typing and sending this long stuff which I BTW never bothered to read.

So many comment and that one caught my attention. I used the phrase but some folks, overtime, have become so used to the phrase that it means nothing to them. You know the height in emotion in hating a thing with passion. So many things are churned out without indept understanding.

...you know what....? Never mind. It's pointless smiley
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Nobody: 6:28am On Nov 20, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


Whoever wrote anything about wrong English..... cry You should have tried to comprehend what I wrong before typing and sending this long stuff which I BTW never bothered to read.

So many comment and that one caught my attention. I used the phrase but some folks, overtime, have become so used to the phrase that it means nothing to them. You know the height in emotion in hating a thing with passion. So many things are churned out without indept understanding.

...you know what....? Never mind. It's pointless smiley
shut the fûck up!
you've been caught in the dull act, English master.
you know nothing!! absolutely nothing!

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Samusu(m): 6:31am On Nov 20, 2017
mekstan007:
yesterday while boarding a Brt bus on route to Marina, lagos Island.
i noticed a very attractive lady sitting alone.
she was this confident and classy type, working class i presume.
after some few minutes of the journey, i decided to bust the bubble by starting a conversation but she was relaxed and listening to some music on her phone.
a confident guy of which i am, i jokingly removed one of her earphones and put it in my ear
i told her i liked the music ( i lied) the music was crap.
we got along really fast and shared some jokes until she dropped the bombshell.
she told me she is only attracted to the #beardgang type of guy.
i was disappointed cause i know i can never be a #teambeardgang
she gave me some reasons to back up her preference.

1[b].It makes men look more masculine[/b]
according to her,Beards make the jawline seem bigger and as a result it makes the man look more masculine. Women tend to favour men who are more masculine over other men.

2[b].It shows that a man is patient[/b]
Beards take a time to grow and as a result it requires a lot of patience. A man who manages to wait until his beard grows is usually a patient man. jeez so funny. she went on.

3[b].It shows that a man is confident about his looks[/b]
Because a man sometimes has to go through some stages where the beard will look bad on him until it grows usually men who are confident about their looks grow beards. i just kept staring at her while she talked.

4[b].It makes men look like bad boys[/b]
Women usually favour bad boys over nice guys. A beard can easily help a man achieve the bad boy look in some cases. this one got me.

seriously, am more of the clean shave kinda guy. i cant see my self growing beards.

dont i look good with clean shave? cool

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Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by AlexCk: 6:52am On Nov 20, 2017
Ur topic should be '...why SOME ladies...'
wink.

Besides @op, just tell us u wanna upload ur pic for us to see jare tongue tongue, shey u wan rating too ba,

Oya, on a scale of -5 to -1, I'll give u -1.
U try wink grin
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 8:21am On Nov 20, 2017
iamsirmichael1:


Oh lawwd??!! cheesy cheesy

How can you HATE a thing with PASSION??

You guys would not kill someone with laughs cheesy cheesy

What an English sentence cheesy cheesy
Passion here means hate bro. Check the definition of words b4 commenting.
I hate the chuck chuck dt comes with all those stupid beards. It makes guys look like they are carrying crown of thorns grin
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 8:33am On Nov 20, 2017
Chuzzyone:

topic different meal to different people. Lik ur comment
kiss
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Augustap(f): 8:33am On Nov 20, 2017
Kseafresh:
congratulations grin
Thank you oooh grin
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by whitebeard(m): 1:32pm On Nov 20, 2017
Kseafresh:
martins shey na u be dat
who might u be.!
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Kseafresh: 11:57pm On Nov 20, 2017
whitebeard:
who might u be.!
You never change ooo...you still dey use question answer question
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Kseafresh: 11:58pm On Nov 20, 2017
Augustap:
Thank you oooh grin
you re welcome jare
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by whitebeard(m): 2:08pm On Nov 21, 2017
Kseafresh:
You never change ooo...you still dey use question answer question
answer me jare..but I like ur dp..that's by the way though..!!
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Kseafresh: 8:35pm On Nov 22, 2017
whitebeard:
answer me jare..but I like ur dp..that's by the way though..!!
Barachel boy,u don grow sha..
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by whitebeard(m): 9:22pm On Nov 22, 2017
Kseafresh:
Barachel boy,u don grow sha..
so u no won tell me ur name.!
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by Kseafresh: 12:20am On Nov 23, 2017
whitebeard:
so u no won tell me ur name.!
kelechi
Re: Check Out Some Really Funny Reasons Ladies Love Men With Beards. by luminouz(m): 12:35am On Nov 23, 2017
Augustap:

Person here means hate bro. Check the definition of words b4 commenting.
I hate the chuck chuck dt comes with all those stupid beards. It makes guys look like they are carrying crown of thorns grin
D feeling of running ur fingers over d beards n d way they tickle ur neck if a man nuzzles u...is pure heaven...
U need to try it!!! Might be ur so young u prefer clean shaven niggas

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