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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by prciouschika(f): 8:23am On Nov 26, 2017
Therock5555:

Hahaha i might drop by east next year so if you would host me i could hit you up

BTW I sport an afro hairstyle now so scars aren‘t that visible no more
hahahaha okay
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by lastempero: 8:34am On Nov 26, 2017
Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying. grin

I was wondering whether it was a foreign movie,baseball bat in Nigeria!!! The guy is a good writer sha.
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by ramatintin(m): 8:50am On Nov 26, 2017
most domestic violence in our society are suffer by men but we don't speakup not to be labelled weak.

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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:51am On Nov 26, 2017
Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.





Where una get the baseball baton from grin
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 9:17am On Nov 26, 2017
stuffs4me:


Never do that, you could go to jail for that.

The best bet is to remove yourself from such a toxic person.

Look at Olakunle Churchill who was nearly killed by his ex wife Tonto_Dike. He promptly divorced her to save his life. I saw a video of how Tonto_Dike kept on raining blows on Churchill while he was making frantic attempts to escape from such deadly blows. It was a pathetic site to behold.

Churchill is bigger and stronger than Tonto and could have broken her into two with a single blow. If he had done that, the whole world would have nailed him to the cross as a wife beater and damaged his name. Churchill was smart and he could control his anger and I will always respect him for that.
No! This is the reason why women continue to misbehave. If a woman dare hit me, I'll disfigure her. That is a matter of personal principle.

And I ain't going to any jail. I acted in self defence.

God help the girl that will try nonsense with me.

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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by OCHOdee(f): 9:18am On Nov 26, 2017
So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.[/quote]

You will live long
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 9:54am On Nov 26, 2017
Therock5555:


WAOOO Mami, why should i make this story up, would it add any nutritional value to my life? Nah

I‘m to busy to sit down and be typing bullshiiit tales, its not like i‘m being paid for it

Its just an experience of mine that i thought i should share

BELIEVE THAT

BTW what‘s your location?


I am a based at Edo street, sorry state.
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 10:27am On Nov 26, 2017
Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.
whenever a lady is that angry especially with that just overpower her n av sex with her,she'd came in a moment. Ladies with that temperament usually like it ruff, masochist type of sex is their preference buh they won't tell yhu cause its bleeped up same way a guy won't tell a lady that he likes been dominated by a lady. Mostly its built into their psychic.when all areas of a relationship ain't satisfactory couples lashes out especially ladies, its yhur job to figure out her buttons,then decide whether yhu cn kip up or ball out. Yhu can use alittle fire in yhur life,just like she can use alittle calm/earth. Yhu guys balance each other out.
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 10:40am On Nov 26, 2017
fatymore:
Kai... She is possessive, obsessive, possessed and lastly she is a killer..
I hate partners like that.. If I see any form of violence in you.. I pick race... I once had a good ex like that.. Whenever I pissed him off.. He would just leave the room for me...

Congrats..
He can kill yhu, the day yhur cup is filled you'll never see it coming,don't know him buh I can tell he has disassociative tendency atleast by that behavior, am guessing yhu check properly yhu could never truly tell whether he loves or not. Its better pple lash out n deal cause it.shows they care than bottle it up inside then treat their partner as if they're a test of their faith/tolerance, because that is what he did to yhu. A person like that only needs people when he needs them,they never truly want anyone,in the eyes of the world they are the perfect macho male.
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:12am On Nov 26, 2017
EHIRIMCHA:
Am a guy that's attracted to pretty ladies and I av never dated a gal that's not extremely pretty.am also not gud at stereotyping but from xperience I can say most pretty gals are hot tempered and very selfish.i also had a near death xperience with my ex.

Bros share your story please shocked
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:45am On Nov 26, 2017
ariklawani:
So we be mumu ,loveth na ur manager.if Na me ehn,Na to slap ur eye balls out.

Loveth? Manager? Helloooooo angry
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:57am On Nov 26, 2017
ariklawani:
OK,but calling another woman's name y sleeping will drive any woman insane... Good u don't hit woman tho.nice

Calling someone's names at sleep sometimes is involuntary. Remember the OP said she's his boss whose wedding was close. Perhaps the OP was deeply buried in the frenzy and economical restrains the wedding might cost him. smiley
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by ken55: 12:00pm On Nov 26, 2017
Can't stop laughing grin grin grin....

But wait o. Op, where did she get the baseball bat from?...This happened in your house...So you play baseball? In Nigeria? grin
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by stuffs4me(m): 1:29pm On Nov 26, 2017
Fyi0:

No! This is the reason why women continue to misbehave. If a woman dare hit me, I'll disfigure her. That is a matter of personal principle.

And I ain't going to any jail. I acted in self defence.

God help the girl that will try nonsense with me.



You have a point bro. You have every right to defend yourself against any attack on your person.
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by fatymore(f): 1:48pm On Nov 26, 2017
chalantmike:

He can kill yhu, the day yhur cup is filled you'll never see it coming,don't know him buh I can tell he has disassociative tendency atleast by that behavior, am guessing yhu check properly yhu could never truly tell whether he loves or not. Its better pple lash out n deal cause it.shows they care than bottle it up inside then treat their partner as if they're a test of their faith/tolerance, because that is what he did to yhu. A person like that only needs people when he needs them,they never truly want anyone,in the eyes of the world they are the perfect macho male.
i said ex.. Lols..
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by EHIRIMCHA(m): 3:57pm On Nov 26, 2017
jy2kbeyond:


Bros share your story please shocked
wud luv to but don't know how to open a thread on nairaland
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 4:31pm On Nov 26, 2017
prciouschika:
likewise... God please don't give me a violent man,amen to that prayer
Amen sis I wouldn't wish a violent spouse for any one even if that person is my enemy.
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 26, 2017
stuffs4me:




You have a point bro. You have every right to defend yourself against any attack on your person.

That's the spirit!
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by prciouschika(f): 7:39pm On Nov 26, 2017
richiearmany14:

Amen sis I wouldn't wish a violent spouse for any one even if that person is my enemy.
thumbs up.....good one

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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 4:21am On Dec 01, 2017
majekdom2:
Girls from dysfunctional homes tend to exhibit this attitude. I dated a girl who is always afraid to be a single mother having seen what her mother went through, her sister too didn't marry a good man, the man hits the sister almost every time in her presence, so it really affected her. I have tried countless times to make her sane, but I can't just. She brings a knife at every argument, she is quick to hit. But I tell you, the good part of her tries to wipe this flaw from my memory. She loves me and very romantic. I have also dated another girl whose mother was spoilt by the dad. The mum does things as she wishes. I started to think she was a cougar as she attends parties a lot. What this girl didn't realise is, not every man will be like her dad and the mom couldn't have been so free at the early stages of the relationship/marriage. She wanted that freedom and I couldn't cope with it, I started to look like a fool when there is a fight, she avoids it as much as possible... no shouting, no debates. So, it's really a complicated one. Women are complicated. Tho the former i.e type of Op's ex are most times faithful and one can trust them completely. That's why the get jealous. However, much work needs to be done in making them sane. They learn from one or 2 experiences.

she brings a knife to every arguement, yet you are still hanging around? So your father and mother laboured all their lives for you to be this foolish. So you dont have other things you can contribute to humanity other than to play Mr White Knight. SMH

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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 4:36am On Dec 01, 2017
victorazyvictor:


grin bros your blokos must be as big as Ostrich's egg.

so a man's life is threatened,its now a joke...if it was a woman reporting violence...you will be first to call the accused man a beast

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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 6:13am On Dec 01, 2017
Worksunlimited:


I don't get.. Your ex is the sweetest babe ever but yet she still became your ex..

People should stop saying this things.. Makes people sound awkward..

My thoughts exactly!
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Menzy86(m): 7:13am On Dec 01, 2017
Hozier:
Nice story..... I have read better fiction in the literature section though.

The moment I read "she walked into my room with a baseball bat" I knew you were lying. grin
My thought exactly. Who plays baseball around here?
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Kobicove(m): 8:59pm On Dec 02, 2017
Do not tolerate domestic violence under whatever guise!

Any lady who dares to raise her hands against me in my own house will have a very sad story to tell...I don't give a damn what the consequence is!!!
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Kobicove(m): 9:03pm On Dec 02, 2017
Fyi0:

No! This is the reason why women continue to misbehave. If a woman dare hit me, I'll disfigure her. That is a matter of personal principle.

And I ain't going to any jail. I acted in self defence.

God help the girl that will try nonsense with me.

I'm with you 100%!

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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 5:25pm On Dec 05, 2017
mamajaz:

If this is how you reason bro, then your ex' hands fall on your John Thomas again cheesy wink

Hahahahaha back to sender

Infact try me by falling yourown hands on my joystick, then ama go ying ying ying on your asss
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 5:42pm On Dec 05, 2017
kingphilip:
na wow to you o


You no go give us stories again
Make una begin pay me salary first and see if i no go dey pour una plenty story
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 5:48pm On Dec 05, 2017
Codes151:
mehn it’s never easy! Especially with girls with hot temper!! They can imagine u missed thier call cuz ur with another girl...

Only girl I ever laid my hands on was abusive!! Could throw knives and bottles when angry so I fight back not cuz I didn’t care but just to suppress her mehn

I hope n believe she will change tho

Guy you still dey hope she changes, hmmm make she no kill you for sleep o
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 6:25pm On Dec 05, 2017
masks:
Nearly had hot shit come down my pants laughing....but I'm grateful to God you survived. I have really learnt from this.

Hahaha i see you mehn, thanks for learning
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 6:47pm On Dec 05, 2017
petitejolie:

OK o. thank God ure alive to share ur testimony. I'm sure bilya saw d same traits in sanda but still went on to marry her. that aside, i like men from affluent family o I promise I won't beat u if u don't beat me sha. wink

Hey mami, i swear never to lay my finger on you as long as you don‘t make me regret ever knowing you.

For the record, i don‘t flaunt my parents achievement, i‘m working towards mine

So where are you based?
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 6:51pm On Dec 05, 2017
OCHOdee:
You will live long
My lady, you‘ll live long too
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Therock5555(m): 6:52pm On Dec 05, 2017
JamaicanLove:


I am a based at Edo street, sorry state.
Woaaa you‘re far ooo

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