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Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 1:51pm On Dec 25, 2017
Martin0:


I nor dey laugh oogringrin
Am going right way to chat with her!

How can that be u?shocked

Damm!

Lefulefu com oo,e get one of my friend wey u need to see oogrin


Merry Xmas to you Martin0
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Linux007(m): 1:53pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


It's not. A no is a no... any woman who mixes them is mentally sick and should be avoided by all means.

We are talking about a stranger and not your partner because you and your partner communicate differently and on a personal level. But for a stranger, a No means No.

With the above point, it would be logical to classify women as mentally sick, you know why?
Lets take a classical scenery of a young man trying to woe a lady.
..
The lady says No
but
1. Men Love The Thrill of the Chase, and Women Know It and would play hard to get.
2. Nos" and "Yesses" Aren't Always Solid In The Beginning
3. We Can Turn an "Unsure No" Into A "Yes" by persistence.

With that said, i would like to borrow a quote an old saying:
If a lady says “no”, she means “maybe".
If lady says “maybe”, she means “yes”.
If a lady says “yes”, she is no lady.
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Martin0(m): 1:55pm On Dec 25, 2017
Zykod:


Merry Xmas to you Martin0

Aaaaaaaa my real guygringrin merry Xmas to u too oogringrin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Martin0(m): 2:03pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:

who be dat?...lemme chiop my xmas rice abeg cheesy


That dimplesgringrin
But I wanna confirm first from my baby friend first!grin

Coz am gonna add her to my wives and girfriendsgringrin

U know they said we men are polygamous so it will be best I practice such with all dem beautiful ladies here and I will atleast know I achieve something before I cross next yea®gringrin abi e nor good?grin

How u see am nagrin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:12pm On Dec 25, 2017
Zykod:


Merry Xmas to you Lefulefu !
merry christmas to u my guy cheesy
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by ubunja(m): 2:14pm On Dec 25, 2017
Zykod:


Merry Xmas to you Ubunja !
merry christmas to you too bra smiley
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Dec 25, 2017
ubunja:

merry christmas to you too bra smiley


wink


2018, success, wifey, money, medals... all fall on you biko !
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:17pm On Dec 25, 2017
Martin0:



Aaaaaaaa my real guygringrin merry Xmas to u too oogringrin



wink


2018, success, wifey, money, medals... all fall on you biko !
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:17pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:

merry christmas to u my guy cheesy


2018, success, wifey, money, medals... all fall on you biko !
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by ubunja(m): 2:20pm On Dec 25, 2017
Zykod:



wink


2018, success, wifey, money, medals... all fall on you biko !
delete "wifey". say "pvssy"
smiley

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Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Dec 25, 2017
ubunja:

delete "wifey". say "pvssy"
smiley


Hahaha....It's Xmas bro wink
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:26pm On Dec 25, 2017
Zykod:



2018, success, wifey, money, medals... all fall on you biko !
same to u kreativgenius wink
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:29pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:

same to u kreativgenius wink


This your dp ehn..

This your hair style ehn..
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:34pm On Dec 25, 2017
Linux007:


With the above point, it would be logical to classify women as mentally sick, you know why?
Lets take a classical scenery of a young man trying to woe a lady.
..
The lady says No
but
1. Men Love The Thrill of the Chase, and Women Know It and would play hard to get.
2. Nos" and "Yesses" Aren't Always Solid In The Beginning
3. We Can Turn an "Unsure No" Into A "Yes" by persistence.

With that said, i would like to borrow a quote an old saying:
If a lady says “no”, she means “maybe".
If lady says “maybe”, she means “yes”.
If a lady says “yes”, she is no lady.

Sorry, to each their own I guess. I don't play with my communication skills, my no is an absolute no.

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Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:38pm On Dec 25, 2017
Zykod:



This your dp ehn..

This your hair style ehn..

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Dec 25, 2017
Martin0:


I nor dey laugh oogringrin
Am going right way to chat with her!

How can that be u?shocked

Damm!

Lefulefu com oo,e get one of my friend wey u need to see oogrin

Why you cum bring him to look at my big head grin grin grin

You crack me up, Martin grin grin

Don't mock me yaa cry
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:45pm On Dec 25, 2017
dieBYfire:


Ladies should understand that dating and relationship is also equivalent to studying Medicine & surgery in a Nigerian University,
So don't allow the man to see your pant till like after 6-9 years! If not the lady is an olosho grin
Guys are meant to be punished , there primary aim of toasting a lady is just cos of sex.....
For me it isn't about sex

This is a killer response grin

I have fallen short on this your sentence so I'm guilty cry
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:51pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


Why you cum bring him to look at my big head grin grin grin

You crack me up, Martin grin grin

Don't mock me yaa cry
damm! shocked...is dat really u on DP? shocked wink
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:53pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:

damm! shocked...is dat really u on DP? shocked wink

Yours truly grin

Merry Christmas hun kiss

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Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by dieBYfire: 2:54pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


This is a killer response grin

I have fallen short on this your sentence so I'm guilty cry
It's ok. We all make mistakes , so u learn! Give ur bf a tough time , deny him sex till he fixes introduction date or even after intro...
I repeat all men just want the Vagina pleasure , except me! Am just too different
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 2:58pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


Yours truly grin

Merry Christmas hun kiss
u really beautiful i must confess wink
i don finally fit see ur face cheesy
u dont look like a feminist though.u so friendly and warm looking..
merry xmas beautiful.
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 3:00pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:

u really beautiful i must confess wink
i don finally fit see ur face cheesy
u dont look like a feminist though.u so friendly and warm looking..
merry xmas beautiful.

Abeg leave feminists alone for 2018 grin grin

Thank you darling, you really can be a gentleman embarassed

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Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Dec 25, 2017
Martin0:


I nor dey laugh oogringrin
Am going right way to chat with her!

How can that be u?shocked

Damm!

Lefulefu com oo,e get one of my friend wey u need to see oogrin
see as Dimples beauty don turn ur head grin grin
she so much look like my halfcaste friend for here chibabe259.
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 3:04pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


Abeg leave feminists alone for 2018 grin grin

Thank you darling, you really can be a gentleman embarassed

am a gentle man wink wink
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Nobody: 3:09pm On Dec 25, 2017
dieBYfire:

It's ok. We all make mistakes , so u learn! Give ur bf a tough time , deny him sex till he fixes introduction date or even after intro...
I repeat all men just want the Vagina pleasure , except me! Am just too different

I'm glad YOUR case is different grin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by dieBYfire: 3:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


I'm glad YOUR case is different grin

And am glad you understand my case is diffrent grin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Martin0(m): 3:15pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:
see as Dimples beauty don turn ur head grin grin she so much look like my halfcaste friend for here chibabe259.

Hahahahahah turn my head kegringrin na wa for u ooogringrin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Martin0(m): 3:21pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


Why you cum bring him to look at my big head grin grin grin

You know,they said though shall not see a beautiful lady all alonegringrin


You crack me up, Martin grin grin


Eh eh ok ooo dey laugh na,chai so shaybebaby get this kin friend and she nor tell me ok oooogrin

Don't mock me yaa cry
.

Mock u kegringrin na wa for u ooogringrin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Martin0(m): 3:24pm On Dec 25, 2017
Zykod:



wink

2018, success, wifey, money, medals... all fall on you biko !
Amen ooo,I claim this prayer's ooogringrin And also fall on toogrin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Martin0(m): 3:54pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:
am a gentle man wink wink
For ur mind now ooogringrin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by Martin0(m): 3:55pm On Dec 25, 2017
lefulefu:
u really beautiful i must confess wink i don finally fit see ur face cheesy u dont look like a feminist though.u so friendly and warm looking.. merry xmas beautiful.

Na make she show us agbalumo make we con know wetin to dogrin
Re: The Max I Can Chase A Girl is 1day. If U No Gree? FVUCK OFF! by engrelvis(m): 4:16pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


I couldn't make sense of this, even when I tried. Why are you attaching money to sex?

Women know they want sex with a man full stop in the first few minutes of meeting him and we also know the man we will never touch with a pole in the same first few minutes.

All men have to do is NOT _FUCK IT UP.

Ways to NOT Bleep it up: Bring comfort, food and drinks (basic human needs) and good company.

Ways men _fuck it up: By talking rubbish, smelly environment and hunger.

You are talking about exchanging money, that's a business and not sex.

#Some_men_over_complicate
true talk.respect

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