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Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Nobody: 12:47pm On Dec 29, 2017
ubunja:
dude, Sex Drugs = Rape angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry sad angry
Help us tell am o. A man that can't talk himself into a woman's heart, needs to work on himself

2 years is too long not to have declared intentions. He's too soft, refer him to read your articles. He needs total re-orientation
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by ubunja(m): 12:53pm On Dec 29, 2017
Jupxter:
Help us tell am o. A man that can't talk himself into a woman's heart, needs to work on himself

2 years is too long not to have declared intentions. He's too soft, refer him to read your articles. He needs total re-orientation
true , if a man cant get sex that he has to use a sex drug on the gal its much much better for him to go buy a pr0stitute.
coz once a drug is used its already forced sex.and as men we cant endorse that.
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:54pm On Dec 29, 2017
MrSavage:
how does this lead to getting her laid
bro, use your brain. you are a donkey running after a carrot aimlessly, and sometimes you have to accept DEFEAT. the minute you dont, thats when these hoes will keep on defrauding you till eternity, while she fully well knows you will NEVER see her panties. accept defeat and move on with your life (something you should have done months ago).
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Nobody: 12:54pm On Dec 29, 2017
ubunja:
true , if a man cant get sex that he has to use a sex drug on the gal its much much better for him to go buy a pr0stitute.
coz once a drug is used its already forced sex.and as men we cant endorse that.
A man should know how to unlock the doors to a woman's heart...It takes words, nothing more.
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by habsydiamond(m): 12:58pm On Dec 29, 2017
Before he open all these pdfs morning don break already.....kun si leti jare....
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by LadyMarionette(f): 1:00pm On Dec 29, 2017
Kai! After two years you're in the FriendZone. If there was sexual attraction between you two, it would have happened by now. At least some kind of touching. But now you're the nice friend she probably tells her guy about. When he suspects you she would probably say: No, he would never try anything like that! he's just a friend. A nice guy who likes to do nice things for people. Or, if you're lucky, she might still be single. smiley

If you try to grope her now, it would actually seem 'out of the blue' because she's come to feel safe with you. It could actually be interpreted by her as a betrayal of trust. You've waited too long and you've allowed her come to her own conclusions. (Unless you guys have talked about waiting before this time). Talk to her. Ask her what she thinks this is and what she thinks about the fact that you've never made a move on her. Then tell her that you are wildly attracted to her and you've been holding back to get her be comfortable with you. You have to say these things to make sure you're on the same page because right now you're practically a friend who wants to progress to something more.
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by ubunja(m): 1:07pm On Dec 29, 2017
LadyMarionette:
Kai! After two years you're in the FriendZone. If there was sexual attraction between you two, it would have happened by now. At least some kind of touching. But now you're the nice friend she probably tells her guy about. When he suspects you she would probably say: No, he would never try anything like that! he's just a friend. A nice guy who likes to do nice things for people. Or, if you're lucky, she might still be single. smiley

If you try to grope her now, it would actually seem 'out of the blue' because she's come to feel safe with you. It could actually be interpreted by her as a betrayal of trust. You've waited too long and you've allowed her come to her own conclusions. (Unless you guys have talked about waiting before this time). Talk to her. Ask her what she thinks this is and what she thinks about the fact that you've never made a move on her. Then tell her that you are wildly attracted to her and you've been holding back to get her be comfortable with you. You have to say these things to make sure you're on the same page because right now you're practically a friend who wants to progress to something more.
marionette its too late for this guy. his Friendzoning is Incurable. no matter how he approaches the gal, the gal will regard it as a betrayal or him taking advantage. this is "the One that got away" for Op.the gal has never and will never see OP as anything more than a friend.
OP must just cut his loses and exit this gal's life. or use the friendzoning as a way of getting other chicks ( peacocking) .coz i can make a bet with you this guy is not getting in the gal's panties. in this life.
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Nobody: 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2017
ubunja:
marionette its too late for this guy. his Friendzoning is Incurable. no matter how he approaches the gal, the gal will regard it as a betrayal or him taking advantage. this is "the One that got away" for Op.the gal has never and will never see OP as anything more than a friend.
OP must just cut his loses and exit this gal's life. or use the friendzoning as a way of getting other chicks ( peacocking) .coz i can make a bet with you this guy is not getting in the gal's panties. in this life.
I agree. It's too late. He's doesn't have dating skills
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by LadyMarionette(f): 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2017
ubunja:
marionette its too late for this guy. his Friendzoning is Incurable. no matter how he approaches the gal, the gal will regard it as a betrayal or him taking advantage. this is "the One that got away" for Op.the gal has never and will never see OP as anything more than a friend.
OP must just cut his loses and exit this gal's life. or use the friendzoning as a way of getting other chicks ( peacocking) .coz i can make a bet with you this guy is not getting in the gal's panties. in this life.
Yeah, you might be right.
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Nobody: 1:15pm On Dec 29, 2017
MrSavage:
Hi Guys,
I need your help.
Been Spending money on this girl for 2 years now and i haven't seen pant. Taken to choice resturants buying her gifts and all that still all i hear is i love you for mouth. now i get my chance after a late night show she slept over at my place and she is still here am thinking hard how can i get her laid because now this girls would be shouting rape on any small thing. And i am a gentle man at least let me collect small dividend.

Abeg advice
Next chick you get, always hint at romance every week, subtly or openly, it will restrict you from being dumped into this territory...Always give comments, hints that you're interested in romance,but you're willing to wait till when she's ready. Make sure you touch here and there so she gets the hints, the tension would build in her, and she'll be easy to open up further. You messed this one up, break it, there's no spark in this relationship..
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by MrSavage(op): 1:35pm On Dec 29, 2017
Jupxter:
I agree. It's too late. He's doesn't have dating skills
you think bro? Dating skills and layin skills are entirely different
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by MrSavage(op): 1:36pm On Dec 29, 2017
Jupxter:
Next chick you get, always hint at romance every week, subtly or openly, it will restrict you from being dumped into this territory...Always give comments, hints that you're interested in romance,but you're willing to wait till when she's ready. Make sure you touch here and there so she gets the hints, the tension would build in her, and she'll be easy to open up further. You messed this one up, break it, there's no spark in this relationship..
thing is i feel we are really cool regardless and i lover her. I just want to make love to her simple
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by AnodaIT(m): 8:53am On Dec 30, 2017
MrSavage:
thing is i feel we are really cool regardless and i lover her. I just want to make love to her simple
How was it?
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 30, 2017
Purebeerry:
Broke niggas won't like this.
what has broke guys have to do with this?
you just like embarrassing your father everywhere.
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Kingsley10000: 10:52am On Dec 30, 2017
Homeboiy:
Run go pharmacy now
buy a condom
Spanish fly and any type of juice
mix Spanish fly inside it and give her when she wakes up
OP NA MUMU...ONE WEEK SEF PLENTY FOR ME
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Kingsley10000: 11:19am On Dec 30, 2017
seems op is a virgin and shy
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Kingsley10000: 11:29am On Dec 30, 2017
Jupxter:
Next chick you get, always hint at romance every week, subtly or openly, it will restrict you from being dumped into this territory...Always give comments, hints that you're interested in romance,but you're willing to wait till when she's ready. Make sure you touch here and there so she gets the hints, the tension would build in her, and she'll be easy to open up further. You messed this one up, break it, there's no spark in this relationship..
PERFECT ADVICE,OP bleeped UP BIG TIME..THE THING JUST DEY VEX ME
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by mumels(m): 11:30am On Dec 30, 2017
MrSavage:
Hi Guys,
I need your help.
Been Spending money on this girl for 2 years now and i haven't seen pant. Taken to choice resturants buying her gifts and all that still all i hear is i love you for mouth. now i get my chance after a late night show she slept over at my place and she is still here am thinking hard how can i get her laid because now this girls would be shouting rape on any small thing. And i am a gentle man at least let me collect small dividend.

Abeg advice
Please move on. This is a lost cause. 2 years is too much. Don't waste your money again. Just accept your that you have used your money to do mmm on this girl. Free yourself and move on.
Re: How Can I Get Her Laid? by Kingsley10000: 11:33am On Dec 30, 2017
mumels:
Please move on. This is a lost cause. 2 years is too much. Don't waste your money again. Just accept your that you have used your money to do mmm on this girl. Free yourself and move on.
...This one pass mmm,op dey fear to touch woman
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