This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.

Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.

It is sad that this also involves my friend Progress.

I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven

Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine

Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505528_img20180104124304_jpega4a6d5af01185ebbe624879751326816

Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'

�

We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan.

One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down.

"Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"

All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster.

Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally �favour is my name�

She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye.

Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.

Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?

Next thing she said.
Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.

My spirit man was like
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505551_img20180104124812_jpege4800264f2bfd272bbb4dfdf9d6e6c4f

I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said

'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'

Hei� dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see question

In response, I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look]
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505559_img20180104125032_jpeg7adc9967df562dec91ebc998b800234d

Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yada

But in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.

You wee smeh ya yansh
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505575_img20180104125219_jpeg1b38f2e7200b9a7ce3e0b3eb688a2316

We kissed
Relationship started.

I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.

But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.

Enough of this waiting.

From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collected

I too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? Emem

Then it Began.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505593_img20180104125440_jpegaad38409384322b36779b17662869a26

I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.

To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.

Homaigot!

What a betrayal penis
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505601_img20180104130258_jpeg8fdb3a9ecadbe405acd0f834bb60e2cf

I was dying

But babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.

To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22

Kee me plix
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505607_img20180104130517_jpeg38962b57e291a8733e9efe76886b94b6

Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'

Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soon

I could see my headstone clearly

Here lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man]

Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept like

Hei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505411_img20180104130720_jpeg3484b866485cbb6ac14094172f380fe3

7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.

FUNKE! I shouted.

And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.

I go lecture come back; sex
Our eyes jam; We mekwe

She hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505459_img20180104131319_jpegd6859b99028c7414ce2b96ae1bb5fb2f

We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.

We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.

Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505467_img20180104132102_jpegfaebe7254347f235e5ee4fb4ff883f4a

Omo i was slimming down.

People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.

At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free me

I'm like lawd pls.
Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.
I'm someone's shild for gossakes.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505472_img20180104132300_jpega7938aa2b8ee0a13ff117c0590a6d041

Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.

I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.

Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!

Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505483_img20180104132422_jpeg134cddb98c0307f134bce5b3f64587ed

Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorseful

My shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.

Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?

Kitty wen just come from church?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505493_img20180104132606_jpeg2833454e506510f6f3b0101fb43e05fb

Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a week

My spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenu

But before she left,

She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me.

Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.

I cannot cum and go and kee myself.

Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!

If you ever try am eh
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505505_img20180104132908_jpeg4ab5f9e1ee36c8c5935a508d118536cc

The End

Cc lalasticlala seun mynd44
https://twitter.com/ItsUncleStephen/status/946410108027891712

Dude u're good.

Jagermeister:
Dude u're good.

Thanks

[[Check source above]] ↑

CARLOSZ:

Thanks

Lols dude, your not only good, you got talent,

Nice

Futo student Wehdone

Wow dude you are such a talent. Your write-up was so exciting and i loved all your slangs. Sexual Vuga baba ooo, you got yourself a fan.

hilarious

CARLOSZ:
This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.

Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.

It is sad that this also involves my friend Progress.

I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven

Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine

Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505528_img20180104124304_jpega4a6d5af01185ebbe624879751326816

Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'

�

We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan.

One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down.

"Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"

All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster.

Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally �favour is my name�

She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye.

Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.

Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?

Next thing she said.
Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.

My spirit man was like
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505551_img20180104124812_jpege4800264f2bfd272bbb4dfdf9d6e6c4f

I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said

'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'

Hei� dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see question

In response, I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look]
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505559_img20180104125032_jpeg7adc9967df562dec91ebc998b800234d

Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yada

But in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.

You wee smeh ya yansh
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505575_img20180104125219_jpeg1b38f2e7200b9a7ce3e0b3eb688a2316

We kissed
Relationship started.

I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.

But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.

Enough of this waiting.

From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collected

I too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? Emem

Then it Began.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505593_img20180104125440_jpegaad38409384322b36779b17662869a26

I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.

To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.

Homaigot!

What a betrayal penis
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505601_img20180104130258_jpeg8fdb3a9ecadbe405acd0f834bb60e2cf

I was dying

But babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.

To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22

Kee me plix
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505607_img20180104130517_jpeg38962b57e291a8733e9efe76886b94b6

Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'

Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soon

I could see my headstone clearly

Here lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man]

Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept like

Hei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505411_img20180104130720_jpeg3484b866485cbb6ac14094172f380fe3

7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.

FUNKE! I shouted.

And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.

I go lecture come back; sex
Our eyes jam; We mekwe

She hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505459_img20180104131319_jpegd6859b99028c7414ce2b96ae1bb5fb2f

We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.

We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.

Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505467_img20180104132102_jpegfaebe7254347f235e5ee4fb4ff883f4a

Omo i was slimming down.

People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.

At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free me

I'm like lawd pls.
Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.
I'm someone's shild for gossakes.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505472_img20180104132300_jpega7938aa2b8ee0a13ff117c0590a6d041

Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.

I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.

Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!

Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505483_img20180104132422_jpeg134cddb98c0307f134bce5b3f64587ed

Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorseful

My shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.

Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?

Kitty wen just come from church?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505493_img20180104132606_jpeg2833454e506510f6f3b0101fb43e05fb

Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a week

My spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenu

But before she left,

She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me.

Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.

I cannot cum and go and kee myself.

Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!

If you ever try am eh
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505505_img20180104132908_jpeg4ab5f9e1ee36c8c5935a508d118536cc

The End

Cc lalasticlala seun mynd44
https://twitter.com/ItsUncleStephen/status/946410108027891712

Lol sweet story... hut is it a real life?

CaptainG00D:


Lol sweet story... hut is it a real life?

So you had to copy the entire page just to comment?

OP, are you dead now or?

CaptainG00D:


Lol sweet story... hut is it a real life?

Since You Want To Be Mad. Mad You Shall

Lol...

But @OP, you sure say this story no be film?

Lemme try my spacebooking pad first

DeadRat:
Since You Want To Be Mad. Mad You Shall

Its already following ur linage bro

fpeter:


So you had to copy the entire page just to comment?

Yep.. my fone my data

CARLOSZ:
This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.

Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.

It is sad that this also involves my friend Progress.

I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven

Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine

Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505528_img20180104124304_jpega4a6d5af01185ebbe624879751326816

Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'

�

We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan.

One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down.

"Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"

All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster.

Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally �favour is my name�

She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye.

Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.

Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?

Next thing she said.
Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.

My spirit man was like
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505551_img20180104124812_jpege4800264f2bfd272bbb4dfdf9d6e6c4f

I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said

'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'

Hei� dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see question

In response, I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look]
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505559_img20180104125032_jpeg7adc9967df562dec91ebc998b800234d

Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yada

But in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.

You wee smeh ya yansh
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505575_img20180104125219_jpeg1b38f2e7200b9a7ce3e0b3eb688a2316

We kissed
Relationship started.

I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.

But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.

Enough of this waiting.

From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collected

I too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? Emem

Then it Began.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505593_img20180104125440_jpegaad38409384322b36779b17662869a26

I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.

To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.

Homaigot!

What a betrayal penis
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505601_img20180104130258_jpeg8fdb3a9ecadbe405acd0f834bb60e2cf

I was dying

But babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.

To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22

Kee me plix
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505607_img20180104130517_jpeg38962b57e291a8733e9efe76886b94b6

Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'

Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soon

I could see my headstone clearly

Here lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man]

Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept like

Hei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505411_img20180104130720_jpeg3484b866485cbb6ac14094172f380fe3

7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.

FUNKE! I shouted.

And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.

I go lecture come back; sex
Our eyes jam; We mekwe

She hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505459_img20180104131319_jpegd6859b99028c7414ce2b96ae1bb5fb2f

We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.

We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.

Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505467_img20180104132102_jpegfaebe7254347f235e5ee4fb4ff883f4a

Omo i was slimming down.

People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.

At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free me

I'm like lawd pls.
Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.
I'm someone's shild for gossakes.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505472_img20180104132300_jpega7938aa2b8ee0a13ff117c0590a6d041

Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.

I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.

Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!

Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505483_img20180104132422_jpeg134cddb98c0307f134bce5b3f64587ed

Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorseful

My shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.

Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?

Kitty wen just come from church?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505493_img20180104132606_jpeg2833454e506510f6f3b0101fb43e05fb

Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a week

My spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenu

But before she left,

She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me.

Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.

I cannot cum and go and kee myself.

Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!

If you ever try am eh
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6505505_img20180104132908_jpeg4ab5f9e1ee36c8c5935a508d118536cc

The End

Cc lalasticlala seun mynd44
https://twitter.com/ItsUncleStephen/status/946410108027891712

Ok

'I'm going going going gone too soon'

I choked at that line. This was hilarious lol

Hahahahahaha...

I Remember When A Girl Told Me she Liked Me Alot but She Wanted To Know If I Can Satisfy Her sexually and I Told Her "Sure! Its Going To Be Heaven On Earth" (yea I Know A Lot Of Sexual Styles And Plays For my Women)...

Then She Popped The Excitement Breaker "Can You Go Down With Me 5hrs 30mins?"... I Looked In Her Eyes And Saw She Was Not even Joking... Then I Was Like "5 what? 5 hrs that I Will Use To Be Reading My Book "...


Them Swear For You With Fvck?

Gift101:
Ok

you Are Mentally Unbalanced

Buhhahahhahahahhhahaha.... This op is good sha.

Dude...you are supa-dupa good.

Awon Omo olobo sepeteri

D addition of memes after every short paragragh made d writing look good.

whenever i read stories like dis my dick always kicks..dunno y

op u stil get d banni number?

whenever i read stories like dis my dick always kicks..dunno y

op u stil get d banni number?

.

Yes you just reminded me how I slept with one lady and she could not be able to stand me [my electric pole] and she went out and brought another younger girl to join her on bed. They took turns on me each 30 mins until 6.30 am a journey that started at 21h00. 7 am in the morning all the lodgers in the hotel assembled to insult me and said that because of the ehhh ahhh ooohhh am dying i luv ya akai ye boyyy am comin ohhh, their women or girl friends could not concentrate throughout the night and they loss out. They accused me... but the gate man told me he was awake throughout and asked me to give him the magic of the night. TRUE STORY

This is the best story I've read this year, regardless of its sexual content.

It surely deserves frontpage.

Dominique
Lalasticlala