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soonest:
Wow! Thank God for seeing you through.
This your BS is making me remember the details of laboir pains and my mind is cutting and 'afraid' is catching me.. Chai! To bear that pain again!! God pls look kindly on all pregnant women here, that our labour will be easy and bearable. Amen

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

So...that Tuesday morning i was having this on and off cramps. Thankfully it was my antenatal day too. So i went to the clinic. While at the clinic, d pains gradually increased and everytime it came oh dear it felt like i wldnt survive the next minute. So it was my turn to see the doctor and i told him abt it...he jus smiled and said, if i see labour pain i will run.
Oh how bad i felt! With all that pains....i wasnt taken seriously. Two hours later the pains subsided and i felt better only for it to return in the evening wen hubs and i were trying to resolve the 'baby" quarrel and we made up our minds to leave things to God.
Right there in the car...the cramps wld come and go and d pains wld increase. He asked if we shd go to the hosp but i doubted it was the real thing so i asked that we go home instead.

My darlings, 10pm and i cudnt even sit or do anything. D cramps intensified. We had to rush to the hospital.
We got there i was checked and the doc said 1cm....ok wld u stay or go home.
We ll go home, i responded.
Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!

FloraEC:
Mother of 3 is also afraiding Amen oo

soonest:
My dear, there's no getting use to that pain o. That thing is a humbler!

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

B.A. and B.S submitted!

rollykotex:
Its prayer Monday, let us pray

Thank you Jesus for answering all our prayers, in Jesus Unfailingly name we have prayed Amen.

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!

princessKF:
Good morning mamas and papas in the house... Compliment of the season
Congratulations to all new mama.. may God bless your LO

It's bumpy tuesday
Yummy mummy
Portable mummy
#Naturalista
24wks 4days
12 or 15wks to go by God's grace
Team April for supernatural delivery
#Patking

princessKF:
Good morning mamas and papas in the house... Compliment of the season
Congratulations to all new mama.. may God bless your LO

It's bumpy tuesday
Yummy mummy
Portable mummy
#Naturalista
24wks 4days
12 or 15wks to go by God's grace
Team April for supernatural delivery
#Patking

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!
Of course i didnt complain, i obediently followed. Scan showed a more extended EDD . Na so the man just vex. Me i didnt even bother.

So...that Tuesday morning i was having this on and off cramps. Thankfully it was my antenatal day too. So i went to the clinic. While at the clinic, d pains gradually increased and everytime it came oh dear it felt like i wldnt survive the next minute. So it was my turn to see the doctor and i told him abt it...he jus smiled and said, if i see labour pain i will run.
Oh how bad i felt! With all that pains....i wasnt taken seriously. Two hours later the pains subsided and i felt better only for it to return in the evening wen hubs and i were trying to resolve the 'baby" quarrel and we made up our minds to leave things to God.
Right there in the car...the cramps wld come and go and d pains wld increase. He asked if we shd go to the hosp but i doubted it was the real thing so i asked that we go home instead.

My darlings, 10pm and i cudnt even sit or do anything. D cramps intensified. We had to rush to the hospital.
We got there i was checked and the doc said 1cm....ok wld u stay or go home.
We ll go home, i responded.
Dear mothers, that night was the longest and toughest night of my entire life. At a point i had to start walking all over the house, naked.
I became temporarily mad. If i sat down...it felt terribly painful. Lying down was worse. D only thing that helped was walking around. All i cud do was scream Jesus everytime d contractions came.
I kept looking at the time. 12am, 1pm, chai as soon as its 4am i was going back to the hospital.
Hmmm., 4am took forever to come. Even then...i decided to wait till 5. Took my bath and started pacing the floor again. Woke hubs and by 6 we were at the hospital.

Thinking the pains thru the night was bad enough....i knew delivery shdnt take more than an hour. But...for wia!
Hmmm.....i got checked again o. 3cm. Oh God! Why now.
Then i was taken to the ward and all. That was wen i knew life had two sides to it. I screamed, wailed and shouted. From time to time the midewives wld come and say...madam better save ur energy bks u never reach anywhere o. Chai! The pains became worse. 11am another doc came to checm 6cm.
By this time ehn, i was going crazy. I held the doctors jean very tight, he had to run for his life. D pole that carried my drrip....oh how hard i tried to break it into two. Yet it didnt break. I desperately wanted to hurt someone or spoil sth like it wld take d pains away.

Labour pain is no respecter of persons o!
So i continued screaming and all. And then i started to feel like i wanted to poo. I begged the nurses....they said it wasnt poo. Oh u shd av seen how i practically begged everyone around to pls help me. Help me beg the midwives to help me.
Some of them even laughed and they kept asking is this ur first time.

An hour later, i was taken to the labour room. By then i knew i was going to die. I kept doing the breathing exercise...which really helped. But at some point...even d strength to breathe was no longer there. So i started to cry. D midwives were still busy arranging thier things when i screamed that i wanted to poo and i cudnt hold it anymore. One of them smiled and said. Dont push, it ur baby
Admist all that pain, she said wow ur baby is so hairy. How annyoing that statement sounded at that moment.

Infact i didnt want any baby again. On that delivery table...i hated myself for allowing my husband get me pregnant. I hated him more than anything then. I kept abusing him and the midwives wld beg me to stop. Later wen he came to d labour room where he stayed tru out, i dragged his shirt. Of course i was going to tear it apart.

At some point i said....pls let me tear ur shirt, u ll wear another one. Chai! They all bursted into laughter.
Shortly after, d urge to push became too strong i cudnt control it. So thr midwives showed me how to fold my legs hold them with my hands and then pushed.
I tried the first time without the contraction......d pains increased. It felt like a big log of wood had been placed btw my anus or jajaina..i dont even know.

Next contraction i pushed with all my strength and out came my prince charming, crying his lungs out. He was placed on me for a while before taken away. I looked around to find my husband kneeling on the floor thanking God, almsot in tears. Foolish man, i told myself Truth be told, even after the placenta came out, if anyone had asked if cud go thru that experience again...i wld land a hot slap on his face before responding.

My dear, anybody wey no respect God, enter labour room come out must change and no say God dey!
Labours is such a beautiful and wonderful experience. And ryt now, if u ask me, I wld certainly do this again when it is time..
Meanwhile....my own kpekus drive increased after birth. Like am i even normal . Hubs be looking sexier than ever.
I ll let some time pass. If hubs doesnt come forward...i ll av no choice than to adopt Beydew method.


B.A. and B.S submitted!


Congratulations to you ma, God bless and keep your Prince Charming. All mothers will live to eat the fruit of their labour by the special grace of God ijn.

beautifulrosa:
B.S.

On Tuesday morning last week, at exactly 4am I started to feel the same way i feel when ever am expecting AF. And it was coming on and off. Not exactly painful at that point....but it certainly felt like sth was happening down there. I was excited considering the fact that i had passed my EDD and hubs and I had even started quarelling as if its my fault the baby wasnt out yet. Infact he had to take me to another lab. According to him "we must know the exact date. Lets use another scan" As if its the work of man!


B.A. and B.S submitted!

lol Beautifulrosa this your BS is too funny Brought me out by force!!

Mamatukwas here, Team March. EDD 24-26th March. Longtime silent follower of thread... Hope I'm welcome oh! Sha happy to be here.

And on that note, pls let me ask: Why do Nigerian Women shy away from using Epidural?? For some I know it's cost but many who can afford it still dey fear why? To be honest I was like that before, but I've experienced childbirth with and without epidural and the difference is the difference between Night and Day!! As in, you don't wanna know.

Pls if you are using a good hospital (especially teaching/government) or a very very good private hospitals where they know what they are doing consider using an epidural...These men will still not give you price for chesting the pain and almost dying so kukuma bill them and relax small... we don try, 9 months of lifting is not beans

Just my 2 pence sha. Others opinions or personal experience is welcome so that people can be informed. Ciao!

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Ammy5565:
princessKF beht why you fine like this? Fine of 10 people, only you just carry all, izit fair?

Wemmy017:
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Benignasweety:
maama too Fyn.. cute bump

Queekas:
Someone should pls talk to me... I am 10wks and 3days gone today and This is my third preg.,my EDD is 3/Agst/2018. From the day i was testd (preg) positv, i have bin in fear and pains..WHY?.. cos my other 2 deliveries was through CS. My question is> is it posible to go through NORMAL LABOUR AND DELIVERY after 2 previous cs and the chances of success. THANKS

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princessKF:
It's bumpy tuesday
Yummy mummy
Portable mummy
#Naturalista
24wks 4days
12 or 15wks to go by God's grace
Team April for supernatural delivery
#Patking