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Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:40pm On Dec 27, 2017
Who said God hasn't got a sense of humour?

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Lovetinz(m): 3:00pm On Dec 27, 2017
Classic. grin

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:39pm On Dec 29, 2017
Lovetinz:


Classic. grin

That's why all prospective God haters should watch out for what's coming. cheesy
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by JackBizzle: 6:55pm On Dec 29, 2017
OLAADEGBU:
Who said God hasn't got a sense of humour?

It took God almost 20 years to reply. God is brain dead

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Uyi168: 8:02pm On Dec 29, 2017
JackBizzle:

It took God almost 20 years to reply. God is brain dead
LOL..
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 10:19pm On Dec 29, 2017
JackBizzle:

It took God almost 20 years to reply. God is brain dead
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That's when He is serving His Pleasures. Are U jealous?
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by JackBizzle: 10:28pm On Dec 29, 2017
orisa37:
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That's when He is serving His Pleasures. Are U jealous?



What a joke.
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 11:01pm On Dec 29, 2017
God is Every Word and Every Idea.
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by PROPHETmichael: 12:09am On Dec 30, 2017
JackBizzle:


It took God almost 20 years to reply. God is brain dead

"The LORD is gracious, and full of compassion; slow to anger, and of great mercy." Psalm 145:8 and it's because of this you're still breathing after writing that rubbish.

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Nobody: 5:53am On Dec 30, 2017
JackBizzle:


It took God almost 20 years to reply. God is brain dead

Who tha puck is this guy? I like him already. grin

Somebody........ Please grin

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 7:59am On Dec 30, 2017
JackBizzle:




What a joke.
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What a Godly Humour!!!

BE HAPPY AND BE EXCEEDINGLY JOYFUL FOR GREAT IS YOUR REWARD IN HEAVEN AFTER YOUR RESURRECTION.
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by JackBizzle: 9:24am On Dec 30, 2017
PROPHETmichael:


"The LORD is gracious, and full of compassion; slow to anger, and of great mercy." Psalm 145:8 and it's because of this you're still breathing after writing that rubbish.


Tell that to the woman who turned to a pillar of salt.

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by JackBizzle: 9:25am On Dec 30, 2017
Zoharariel:


Who tha puck is this guy? I like him already. grin

Somebody........ Please grin

smiley

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by JackBizzle: 9:25am On Dec 30, 2017
orisa37:
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What a Godly Humour!!!

God is dead

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by PROPHETmichael: 9:38am On Dec 30, 2017
JackBizzle:


Tell that to the woman who turned to a pillar of salt.

Do you even know why she turned to a pillar of salt?
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 10:58am On Dec 30, 2017
JackBizzle:

God is dead
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Now U're getting wiser.
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by festwiz(m): 12:41pm On Dec 30, 2017
JackBizzle:


It took God almost 20 years to reply. God is brain dead
grin

Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:26am On Jan 04, 2018
Voltaire, the famous French philosopher, was a brilliant atheist. He wrote a number of tracts deriding the Bible. He once made a very bold statement: "One hundred years from today the Bible will be a forgotten book."

Today, everyone has forgotten that quote — not the Bible! After Voltaire died, for nearly 100 years, his homestead was used as the book depository for the French Bible Society. They sold Bibles out of his house! It’s now a museum. People have forgotten Voltaire. Nobody forgets the Bible. - Rick Warren

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 11:00am On Jan 06, 2018
God jeers, boos, cheers, laughs and dances phytonly and aspiringly.. The Nature of God's Pleasures is Humor.
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:36pm On Jan 06, 2018
JackBizzle:


God is dead

Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:57pm On Jan 09, 2018
orisa37:
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What a Godly Humour!!!

Here's another one. cheesy

Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by pesty100(m): 5:25pm On Jan 09, 2018
Not funny
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by alBHAGDADI: 5:45pm On Jan 09, 2018
JackBizzle:


It took God almost 20 years to reply. God is brain dead
No, He allowed that much time to give the guy a chance to repent of his words.

Who knows if it's just 2 days you have left. Repent now.
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by festwiz(m): 5:52pm On Jan 09, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
No, He allowed that much time to give the guy a chance to repent of his words.

Who knows if it's just 2 days you have left. Repent now.
Wow! So you know God's thoughts and can explain them? Even all the shortcomings of things in the world?

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2018
OLAADEGBU:

Here's another one. cheesy
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Like who?
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by hopefulLandlord: 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2018
festwiz:
Wow! So you know God's thoughts and can explain them?

Because he is actually the god he claims to serve

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by JackBizzle: 9:57pm On Jan 09, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
No, He allowed that much time to give the guy a chance to repent of his words.

Who knows if it's just 2 days you have left. Repent now.

Ehhh?


I should repaint? For the condom of God is at hand?
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:58pm On Mar 12, 2018
pesty100:


Not funny

Guess who has the last laugh.
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:53pm On Mar 15, 2018
OLAADEGBU:


Guess who has the last laugh.

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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by kingvicky(m): 4:07pm On Mar 15, 2018
OLAADEGBU:
Voltaire, the famous French philosopher, was a brilliant atheist. He wrote a number of tracts deriding the Bible. He once made a very bold statement: "One hundred years from today the Bible will be a forgotten book."

Today, everyone has forgotten that quote — not the Bible! After Voltaire died, for nearly 100 years, his homestead was used as the book depository for the French Bible Society. They sold Bibles out of his house! It’s now a museum. People have forgotten Voltaire. Nobody forgets the Bible. - Rick Warren
Voltaire was actually a deist...
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 4:51pm On Mar 15, 2018
kingvicky:


Voltaire was actually a deist...

Who said this?

"Atheism is the vice of a few intelligent people."
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by kingvicky(m): 1:46pm On Mar 16, 2018
OLAADEGBU:


Who said this?

"Atheism is the vice of a few intelligent people."
Nevertheless his stance was a deistic one

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