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Martin0:
Ar jus tire oooo!

No crime! I don't see anything wrong there!

How Lag hustling?

Berlyn1:
how about your wife

If I don't have problem with my girlfriend, how will I have problem with my wife?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
How Lag hustling?

How lag hustling ke? Babe ar nor dey lag oo maybe for now!

Martin0:
How lag hustling ke? Babe ar nor dey lag oo maybe for now!

Where u come dey? Don't tell me you've relocated to the east

ubunja:
listen to this vagina worshipper.
and when you have children would you be cooking for them before you go to work and coming at lunch to make food for them,,then after work cooking supper for them??
dont love pvssy so much you abort your brain.

Dude err'body is entitled to his/her own opinion


If you ain't satisfied with it.. Go and get hypo

I don't have time to troll

HeWrites:
Dude err'body is entitled to his/her own opinion


If you ain't satisfied with it.. Go and get hypo

I don't have time to troll

just answer the questions i raised and we will know you are thinking with your head not your dick.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Where u come dey? Don't tell me you've relocated to the east

No na! Ar dey benin since december na! From ondo to benin!

You know say our work nor dey get permanent location! Ar nor go east oo but may go east this year ooo!

We jus dey pray to God to guide us to the best decision!

lefulefu:
well if u both are not getting married then it wont matter but if u planning to make her ur wife abeg its important u teach her how to cook ooo.for the sake of the kids.

This is sense! God bless yo man.


Unlike the other faqqot ubunja who can't afford to get himself common sense despite how cheap it is.

ubunja:
just answer the questions i raised and we will know you are thinking with your head not your dick.

No need to answer your questions bro

Martin0:
No na! Ar dey benin since december na! From ondo to benin!

You know say our work nor dey get permanent location! Ar nor go east oo but may go east this year ooo!

We jus dey pray to God to guide us to the best decision!

It is well. Enjoy

HeWrites:
This is sense! God bless yo man.


Unlike the other faqqot ubunja who can't afford to get himself common sense despite how cheap it is.

Where can he order the sense from? Konga? Buhahahahahaha

HeWrites:
This is sense! God bless yo man.


Unlike the other faqqot ubunja who can't afford to get himself common sense despite how cheap it is.

whats the point of having a gal who cant cook?? thats for deperate peeps wiith no options who only get 1 gal in 5 yrs.
i cant buy the food and cook it too. my own mama would disown me for such dumbness.
some of us have standards bro.we have long lists.your own list seems to have 1 item: have vagina.
my list goes on and on even virgins have a hard time qualifying.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
It is well. Enjoy

Madam,nor dey add enjoy ooo! It is well simple!
How ur side na? U con dey add oo!

HeWrites:
No need to answer your questions bro

well if you bring a problem you need answers to, you must expect questions to come your way too. if you hate answering questions then dont ask queations yourself.life is not 1 way.

Martin0:
Madam,nor dey add enjoy ooo! It is well simple!

How ur side na? U con dey add oo!

Lolzzzz, my side dey well. You done talk am like say u done see me before... Funny dude

HeWrites:
If I don't have problem with my girlfriend, how will I have problem with my wife?

becoz your Gf stays with her parents and your wife stays with you.
becoz your Gf is your choice and your wife is a choice your whole family will have to endorse.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lolzzzz, my side dey well. You done talk am like say u done see me before... Funny dude

U see! So for ya mind now I never see u abi!

Which area u dey now for abj? Wait oo sure say u never commot for papa house?

Hector09:
Most u guys bring everything here, even a primary six student can handle this issue, haba next time when u want toilet u we still ask us to tell u how to do it

This could be very annoying bro. Simple issues that common sense can solve they'll bring it to nl. Abi op just wants us to know he has a girlfriend who is willing to cook for him.

Martin0:
U see! So for ya mind now I never see u abi!

Which area u dey now for abj? Wait oo sure say u never commot for papa house?

Lolzzzz. I never comot yet

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lolzzzz. I never comot yet

Eh eh! Ok ooo

HeWrites:
If I don't have problem with my girlfriend, how will I have problem with my wife?

okayyyyy!

Teach her how to cook or get a new gf.
Choose one, but I'd rather you choose the latter.

i can picture OP's convo with his uncle:
Op: "uncle ubunja i found a girl i want to make my wife
uncle ubunja:"good move nephew.you know your peers no longer think of marriage.i commend you on this mature decision"
Op:"thank you uncle"
uncle ubunja :"tell me about this lucky girl"
Op:"ofcourse she is beautiful"
uncle ubunja:"ofcourse.we specialize in beautiful ones.you have seen your aunt.""tell me more"
Op:"but she cant cook!"
uncle ubunja:"mtchewwwwwww"
Op:"its OK i can cook..."
uncle ubunja:"i said mtchewwwwwww"

ubunja:
i can picture OP's convo with his uncle:
Op: "uncle ubunja i found a girl i want to make my wife
uncle ubunja:"good move nephew.you know your peers no longer think of marriage.i commend you on this mature decision"
Op:"thank you uncle"
uncle ubunja :"tell me about this lucky girl"
Op:"ofcourse she is beautiful"
uncle ubunja:"ofcourse.we specialize in beautiful ones.you have seen your aunt.""tell me more"
Op:"but she cant cook!"
uncle ubunja:"mtchewwwwwww"
Op:"its OK i can cook..."
uncle ubunja:"i said mtchewwwwwww"

. Hahahahah. Funny dude.

No talk this pepper stew thing abeg. Some like it hot nah.

Martin0:
Na wa ooooo!

bro strong women dey dis life oo. There are some families if u enter dhier house the kitchen will be looking so dusty cos of lack of usage but then gadgets go plenty inside kitchen. The only time wey d wife go make use of the kitchen na wen she wan do selfie for kitchen upload for Facebook and integram. The husband no go sabi cook,the wife no go sabi cook.na for dem to dey buy junk food for outside dem go dey do and eventually when dem born dem go dey feed the children with the yamma yamma junk food dem dey buy for outside. This is why u see some children looking so unhealthy.

lefulefu:
bro strong women dey dis life oo. There are some families if u enter dhier house the kitchen will be looking so dusty cos of lack of usage but then gadgets go plenty inside kitchen. The only time wey d wife go make use of the kitchen na wen she wan do selfie for kitchen upload for Facebook and integram. The husband no go sabi cook,the wife no go sabi cook.na for dem to dey buy junk food for outside dem go dey do and eventually when dem born dem go dey feed the children with the yamma yamma junk food dem dey buy for outside. This is why u see some children looking so unhealthy.

Hmmmm na wa ooo!

lefulefu:
bro strong women dey dis life oo. There are some families if u enter dhier house the kitchen will be looking so dusty cos of lack of usage but then gadgets go plenty inside kitchen. The only time wey d wife go make use of the kitchen na wen she wan do selfie for kitchen upload for Facebook and integram. The husband no go sabi cook,the wife no go sabi cook.na for dem to dey buy junk food for outside dem go dey do and eventually when dem born dem go dey feed the children with the yamma yamma junk food dem dey buy for outside. This is why u see some children looking so unhealthy.

WOW. 2 likes for you.

HeWrites:
This is sense! God bless yo man.


Unlike the other faqqot ubunja who can't afford to get himself common sense despite how cheap it is.

well ubunja did have a raw deal with ladies in the past.he did say a little of his life in here and some raw deal he got frm some ladies in the past. I don't think he's a bad person. If he comes across a nice lady that is respectful and loving to him he will change some of his headline stance.its just about getting the right woman to click with.

lefulefu:
well ubunja did have a raw deal with ladies in the past.he did say a little of his life in here and some raw deal he got frm some ladies in the past. I don't think he's a bad person. If he comes across a nice lady that is respectful and loving to him he will change some of his headline stance.its just about getting the right woman to click with.

lefulefu ubunja doesnt need help fending off losers. forget these v.worshippers.soon enough they'll be back starting threads regretting their stupidity.
their own ancestors are turning in their graves hearing them defending women who cant cook. but its OK. their own mothers wont accept such cr@ppy daughters-in-law.

Your girlfriend nor sabi cook so u have to bring it out here.sori oooh how old are you?if u love her as u claim teacher her instead.its not a big deal.

Why are you making it public? Will you tell us when you enter the other room with her? My friend.....respect your old age. You can send her to catering school.