"His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex - Romance (5)

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by blueeyes1: 11:56pm On Jan 21, 2018

I just feel like slapping this idiat,she is not telling the whole truth,nonsense!

Meanwhile, most times, guys with little dycks are great lovers,they work magic with their fingers and mouth.

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Diso60090(m): 12:02am On Jan 22, 2018

Na cassava she want before i don't understand some people called girls

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Unlimited22: 12:03am On Jan 22, 2018

As if guys have any say concerning the size of their johns.
But where's lefulefu?

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Willgates(m): 12:09am On Jan 22, 2018

makydebbie:
Because their dick is small and they cannot satisfy a woman, they'll shift the blame to the woman calling her wide pussy and all. As if it's the woman's fault. Jokers.

Awon blame shifters.

Look at that girl's hips, shey it looks like it can accommodate a dot preek?

How you have no iota of morality left baffles me. Spits!

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by bleskid: 12:11am On Jan 22, 2018

MhizzAJ:
Good evening "Uncle pin mouth charger"!!!

good evening anty river naija...

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by JandyJ(m): 12:29am On Jan 22, 2018

makydebbie:
Because their dick is small and they cannot satisfy a woman, they'll shift the blame to the woman calling her wide pussy and all. As if it's the woman's fault. Jokers.

Awon blame shifters.

Look at that girl's hips, shey it looks like it can accommodate a dot preek?

It pains me a lot that you don't think about your life... You will remember me when you gets to 50 and still single.
And with bastard children everywhere

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by pepethemaniac: 12:36am On Jan 22, 2018

makydebbie:
Because their dick is small and they cannot satisfy a woman, they'll shift the blame to the woman calling her wide pussy and all. As if it's the woman's fault. Jokers.

Awon blame shifters.

Look at that girl's hips, shey it looks like it can accommodate a dot preek?

Who is the girl on your pix? Google search gives me nothing.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by bizzy500: 12:38am On Jan 22, 2018

makydebbie:
With dot preeks.

e be like say dey never straff u wella with big prick dats y u re shouting dot prick

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Bertinsmart(m): 12:41am On Jan 22, 2018

Let her try mine. I swear she won't be concious to complain

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by JandyJ(m): 12:44am On Jan 22, 2018

MhizzAJ:
Na wa
Some men are just empty

It pains me a lot that you don't think about your life... You will remember me when you gets to 50 and still single with bastard children everywhere.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by OyinO: 12:47am On Jan 22, 2018

Believe her at your own peril. She just want to get back at him for some reasons best known to her. That's what women are specialized in doing.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 12:59am On Jan 22, 2018

Mztarstrechy:
A Kenyan lady named Makeri Wangu has taken to Facebook to expose a man who took her to hotel but shockingly to her,his private part was the size of a dot.Below is what she wrote...

'Who know ths idiot,I went to a room wit him in Nairobi aninyandue after hyping me tht he wil f*ck me until I scream but when he removed his clothes I cud not see his d*ck.his d*ck is a dot.i almost cried n the way i was Hot!what a coakroach'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/dck-is-dot-lady-exposes-man-who-couldn.html?m=1

One has to learn to cut one's coat according to one's size.

My experience has led me to believe that with women with this structure/stature, you need to be King Fn'g Kong on steroids to rock their boat. You need to be on top of your A game and with a minimum 10 - 12" of "personality" with girth to match.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by OyiboOyibo(m): 1:02am On Jan 22, 2018

some comments are mostly from Igbo smokers....

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Donphilly(m): 1:28am On Jan 22, 2018

Penically gifted, nairaland is sure fun.

Back to the matter, and its simple. You can never drive a Truck like you drive a Beetle. The gears and experiences of driving a truck is different from the gears one uses when driving a beetle.

Unless you are blessed with all the gears and experiences needed for all sorts of cars, you cannot successfully drive all cars

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by redsun(m): 1:44am On Jan 22, 2018

Not with all that ass,she needs a very long one to make an impact.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Mp3mack: 2:05am On Jan 22, 2018

LOBATAN...no b by size...

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:35am On Jan 22, 2018

soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya?

Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can
Aww
'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory

Story for amadioha!

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by sekxyqueen(f): 2:52am On Jan 22, 2018

makkydebie you really struck some sharp sword through the hearts of these guys today..

laugh wan kee me,just ignore the trolls that are pained cheesy

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by laura8: 3:50am On Jan 22, 2018

This is so humiliating... The lady has a wideeeee mouth and also a wideeee Vagina
Rubbish..
Some people have no conscience...

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by AvailableCofOLa(m): 4:44am On Jan 22, 2018

Funny.

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by judgedredd22(m): 4:59am On Jan 22, 2018

makydebbie:
Honestly, judging a book by its cover is a stupid thing to do. Some guys with the perfect body dey carry crayon. God save us.

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by makydebbie(f): 5:12am On Jan 22, 2018

sekxyqueen:
makkydebie you really struck some sharp sword through the hearts of these guys today..

laugh wan kee me,just ignore the trolls that are pained

Me that I'm preparing for work this morning. cheesy

This is how you find the dots among us sis. kiss

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by ayusco85(m): 5:52am On Jan 22, 2018

makydebbie:
Crayon and pencil prick, please go and ask God or your father why and stop disturbing me. Haba!

Ur signature is a lie

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Brightglory77: 6:37am On Jan 22, 2018

soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya?

Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory

Bad boy

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by abbeyloyee(m): 6:40am On Jan 22, 2018

soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya?

Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Malawian(m): 6:57am On Jan 22, 2018

soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya?

Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory

So if you come humble after two minutes nko?

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by MhizzAJ(f): 6:58am On Jan 22, 2018

makydebbie:
Because their dick is small and they cannot satisfy a woman, they'll shift the blame to the woman calling her wide pussy and all. As if it's the woman's fault. Jokers.

Awon blame shifters.

Look at that girl's hips, shey it looks like it can accommodate a dot preek?

It cannot nah....Don't mind them cheesy

All the guys on this thread with dot preek wan die

Lemme come and be going