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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by PeaceGord: 9:55am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry



You're extremely witty.

God bless you.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Emeralddan(f): 10:11am On Jan 22, 2018
Men genital is originally fix for reproduction and not to satisfy ladies
nigga say what
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by addyfel: 10:24am On Jan 22, 2018
Na wa ohhh. Na the guy create the gindi?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by marioxklusiv(m): 10:29am On Jan 22, 2018
IamZod:
shocked shocked
does that mean she should disgrace the guy?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Papadoh(m): 10:29am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry

Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 10:33am On Jan 22, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
Find a fine black skinny guy, they always do it better.

In my years on planet earth, I realized that those guys are penically gifted.
EOD.

I am yet to see a slim or skinny guy who is not endowed.

Not only endowed, they also knows how to make use of their instrument too.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by jackie35(m): 10:36am On Jan 22, 2018
Mztarstrechy:
A Kenyan lady named Makeri Wangu has taken to Facebook to expose a man who took her to hotel but shockingly to her,his private part was the size of a dot.Below is what she wrote...

'Who know ths idiot,I went to a room wit him in Nairobi aninyandue after hyping me tht he wil f*ck me until I scream but when he removed his clothes I cud not see his d*ck.his d*ck is a dot.i almost cried n the way i was Hot!what a coakroach'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/dck-is-dot-lady-exposes-man-who-couldn.html?m=1

Kenyanier can lie, after the guy must have bleeped hell out her, the idiot now come online to use lie cover the pain.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Trouble2018: 11:00am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
Exactly. grin

How is it hard? It's my preference jare. I'm not a fan of dots, if you're one, no near me. And life is simple, but these dots won't leave me alone. grin

And it's supposed to be a hole not a bottomless pit.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luorquay: 11:00am On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:
With dot preeks. grin

Savage!!! But wait ooo let's do a good analogy of this story.

Could it be that the lady's p***** is too wide as a well or the man's d*** is actually a dot?? Abeg who go volunteer to help us confirm??
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by orumba(m): 11:07am On Jan 22, 2018
Idiot!!! Why not asked before going to hotel with him. Atleast my last olosho ask me how long and far. Lol!!!
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by jobbers: 11:12am On Jan 22, 2018
good
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 11:18am On Jan 22, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
Find a fine black skinny guy, they always do it better.

In my years on planet earth, I realized that those guys are penically gifted.

Oh Miss Explorer!
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 11:21am On Jan 22, 2018
Dhorcas:
Smiles. This is kinda funny.
But she's shameless too tho sad
You like it big or dotted?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 11:29am On Jan 22, 2018
TheManofTomorrow:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]sometimes I look at the size of my dick and give glory to God. I only pity my future wife. I hope it accommodates it grin grin

This is the same mouth the man in question was making until he was discovered to have a dot dick. Lol.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by ACE1010: 11:39am On Jan 22, 2018
soberdrunk:
A disgrace to one is a disgrace to all, this guy has disgraced all African men and i have to take it upon myself to go and redeem our image. Please who knows directions if i want to drive from Portharcourt Rivers State Nigeria to Nairobi Kenya? angry


Ps-I always laugh at ladies that like to judge a book by its cover, they will see a guy with hard face and muscles and instantly think he can

'Fight Kungfu' meanwhile some of us chubby guys with pot bellies are the real "Shaolin masters". If we give you better 'crouching tiger'

two weeks later you will still be 'coming' randomly just from the memory angry

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 11:50am On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:
I've seen over 2000 diicks in my lifetime, i wonder why some female folks ascribe some men's " p " as small. In over 2000 deeks i've seen, i'm yet to see one that's extremely small. Pheew, perhaps it's a borehole

Say what? 2000 dicks?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Anglojosite7(m): 11:52am On Jan 22, 2018
Why now?
MhizzAJ:
Na wa
Some men are just empty
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Dhorcas(f): 11:58am On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


You like it big or dotted?

Why asking o.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 12:22pm On Jan 22, 2018
Dhorcas:

Why asking o.
Let's know.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jan 22, 2018
makydebbie:

Crayon and pencil prick, please go and ask God or your father why and stop disturbing me. Haba! angry grin

He might be a wombshifter o
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by sweetilicious(f): 12:56pm On Jan 22, 2018
Lonestar124:
Useless creature

I pray she end-up marrying a guy with small dot for exposing dis gullible guy

Men genital is originally fix for reproduction and not to satisfy ladies

Small can equally satisfy and reproduce.I think it depends on the guy.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by donstan18: 1:05pm On Jan 22, 2018
sweetilicious:
Small can equally satisfy and reproduce.I think it depends on the guy.

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Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by BTT(m): 1:11pm On Jan 22, 2018
Lonestar124:
Useless creature

I pray she end-up marrying a guy with small dot for exposing dis gullible guy

Men genital is originally fix for reproduction and not to satisfy ladies


Were you there when the Fixer was fixing it?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 2:12pm On Jan 22, 2018
winnar:
EOD.

I am yet to see a slim or skinny guy who is not endowed.

Not only endowed, they also knows how to make use of their instrument too.
*coughs*

We ain't slim or skinny!!!! wink
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:18pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:

*coughs*

We ain't slim or skinny!!!! wink
Baba, You na master oo. forget skinny or slim.

I cant even play with you when it comes to that level.

cheesy
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by luminouz(m): 2:20pm On Jan 22, 2018
winnar:
Baba, You na master oo. forget skinny or slim.

I cant even play with you when it comes to that level.

cheesy

Me bawo?
Na dot I get naaaaa wink
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jan 22, 2018
luminouz:


Me bawo?
Na dot I get naaaaa wink
biko, dot that goes on and on and on and on and on and on..., Is that one still a dot? cheesy
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:43pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


Say what? 2000 dicks?

Not kiddin bro, over 2000 deeks.
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by TourismMan(m): 2:46pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:

Not kiddin bro, over 2000 deeks.
You operate from a brothel?
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:47pm On Jan 22, 2018
TourismMan:


You operate from a brothel?



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin No mind me jare, some coded levels like that. Around 2500 deeks sha, and i never saw one that was too short and out of the ordinary over the five years period i had access to the source
Re: "His Joystick Is A Dot, I Almost Cried": Kenyan Lady Calls Out Man After Sex by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jan 22, 2018
Zykod:




grin grin grin grin grin grin grin No mind me jare, some coded levels like that. Around 2500 deeks sha, and i never saw one that was too short and out of the ordinary over the five years period i had access to the source

You are not serious grin yeye cheesy cheesy grin

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