₦airaland Forum

Really, women don't need to scream or create a scene at every given opportunity. I had this great experience recently. Please read;

I was hanging out with my friends yesterday evening , so we ordered for fresh fish and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the lady was resting on the guys shoulder. Apparently, they were having fun. However, their joy was short lived because, before we knew it, a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months old. She quietly pulled up and joined the table of the two love birds.

It was a moment to behold as the young girl looked surprised and angry at the same time obviously not impressed with the fact that someone came to invade their privacy. The man on the other hand was so quiet and looked totally confused.

Then the woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her. At this point, her baby started crying and she fed her and continued eating obviously enjoying every moment. Not done with whatever game she was playing, she further ordered for two fresh fish (point and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and ordered for Isi-ewu 3 full mortar, they did and packaged all for her.

Finally with a wry smile playing on her beautiful but sweaty face, she now ordered for 7 cans of malt which they also gave her.

All these while, the man was kind of scared for the woman not to create a Scene at the joint, while the girl he came with was no longer comfortable.
Satisfied, the woman now stood up to leave with her loot and no one would have been the wiser if the bar the man had not walked up to her and said , "Please madam your money"

That was when the bubble bursted as she blurted out "My husband here will pay". She quietly dropped her baby on the man's laps and went off with her Goodies.
The silence that followed was breathtaking.

Surprisingly, immediately the woman, several other men quickly paid their bills and left as if expecting their own wives to turn up too.

Men! Abeg, who do us this thing?

That woman is too intelligent to be a female.

.... I love that action. #teamsexdoll

hehehe talk about part 1 of the pay back, the part 2 go bad

Seems too good to be true
Not questioning the integrity of ur story but pls were this weird scenario occurred?

pls where is the audition taking place, and which part is free na

HOLYDICK:
Seems too good to be true
Not questioning the integrity of ur story but pls were this weird scenario occurred?

Sounds really weird. Wouldn't have believed it myself if not that I watched this too strange to be true drama play out in a popular joint in Warri.

Not surprised though, Warri, land of very strange inter terrestrial being.

Emmahunk:
Sounds really weird. Wouldn't have believed it myself if not that I watched this too strange to be true drama play out in a popular joint in Warri.

So bros, how did you now explain to your wife about the chick when you got home? Or you still staying with your friend nursing the baby?

Pls dnt leave any leaf unturned

booooohari

dollytino4real:
pls where is the audition taking place, and which part is free na

Wrong thread madam

stories that touch

Smart woman. I love them smart

1000 gbosa for the woman

Story wey I don read last year! Una good with recycling job o

OP stop lying.

I've seen this story here before.

Well done. (even if the story is recycled)

Men, why would you leave your wife alone with young baby and go and start romancing outside?

That woman deserves an award!

Great writeup

I have read this story before

Impressive and very matured

Manuscript from nollywood.

Nice one....
Na so she dey dey watch telemundo when they both bleep

The man no ready do wahala na. He for talk say she find man come joint with his baby. Say Na God expose her wayward character. For his own, he will say is an African man and as such can marry as many wives as he wants. She never jam. He go just ask bar man to collect his money o. The bar Man get luck. He would have paid gbese he did not plan for of the man had challenged the bill.

You were counting

Smart women like this are rare, The majority of women will storm that bar, cause a scene filled with outburst of emotions and ranging tension also will rain curses on that side chick. But this smart woman came, saw and acted like a boss making other men flee.

If I was her husband, I swear I would go back home, apologize, commend her intelligence and fight to keep her regardless, even if it means no more side chicks.



But smart phones are crazy ooo, how come i try typing no more side..... ......, Auto correct is like No more p()ssy, how does the stup1d phone know what's on my mind?

Hahahahahaha

That's wise of her, no need to fight or quarrel na for house the rest go happen.

I have read this story before na.....
Op abeg stop lying.

What A World

MissSlimbody:
I have read this story before na.....
Op abeg stop lying.

Stop lying. We have not seen this story here before now.

Won ti getti man yen