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Explorers:
Because of phone?
If i die, she will also die ba?
If that thing grab my hand, will you jump in to rescue me?

wonderful question

Our relationship ends the moment she utters such statement.

It would be heartless of her to make such a stupid demand, when WE could have retrieved the phone by reporting to the authorities and having a wildlife technician/keeper/aquarist do it for us---and if he was unable to, we forget it and get a new phone.

That would have been a much better option than THREATENING me, who knows nothing about dealing with wild animals, to attempt something that dangerous.

Shows she doesn't give a fück about my well-being, and I would have to be incredibly mad to keep calling her my "girlfriend" after such a display of lunacy.

Explorers:
At the zoo, your girlfriend dropped her phone accidentally and she asked you retrieve it or forget about the relationship because you're not man enough.

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sekxyqueen:
lool

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see nl cockroaches,,,see them denying their life partner just because of ordinary animal

I thought we have men here ..
orishirishi

i guess re among d cockroaches.....bad mouth

uyisteven:
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Lol...I'm afraid I Would never be "Man Enough O"
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Let me just go and start packing my loads from that relationship...

Lol... too bad. I wonder where the grenade-catching men are

efesodje:
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Lol..

lalasticlala

Sugar97:
Lol... too bad. I wonder where the grenade-catching men are

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Just Because Of Phone, You Want Me To Sacrifice My Life To The gods...It's Okay..
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Please o, Where Are All The "Ride Or Die" Chicks??..The Bonnie And Clyde 21st Century Versions...
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If I'm Going Catch Grenades For You, U Better Transform To Superwoman And Lift All My Problems For Me...
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And Due To That Phone Ish, Your Number Got Wiped..

uyisteven:
*****
Just Because Of Phone, You Want Me To Sacrifice My Life To The gods...It's Okay..
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Please o, Where Are All The "Ride Or Die" Chicks??..The Bonnie And Clyde 21st Century Versions...
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If I'm Going Catch Grenades For You, U Better Transform To Superwoman And Lift All My Problems For Me...
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And Due To That Phone Ish, Your Number Got Wiped..

Oh...really?

Sugar97:
Oh...really?

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You know I fancy you way too much..But this Grenade catching stunt goes both ways Princess...

Preshy561:
see ,so you can't die for the woman you love..

chai.

He can..
But he can't die for her phone.