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Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Emmahunk(m): 9:15pm On Feb 08, 2018
I hardly write in this section but I came across a post that ordinarily I would have written off as a hilarious joke. Thinking about it, I realized that it is entirely true.
Please enjoy and decide for yourself.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.

Lalasticlala
Marpol
Fynestboi
Mynd44

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by saaedlee: 9:16pm On Feb 08, 2018
Who has TB Joshua's Phone Number

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by duroc(m): 9:18pm On Feb 08, 2018
Ballants
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Nobody: 9:24pm On Feb 08, 2018
lol
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Sugar97(f): 9:25pm On Feb 08, 2018
Lol
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by olureignforever: 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2018
Hahaha
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by espn(m): 9:31pm On Feb 08, 2018
I don't agree... u should have replaced days with minutes (In d case of Naija babe)

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Ever8054: 9:43pm On Feb 08, 2018
op..may be its so in your area about African girls ...here in bayelsa state...day 1-sex without toasting 2-sex-3sex4-sex-5-sex until you lost count...

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Ty207: 9:48pm On Feb 08, 2018
cheesy lol........90% corect

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by ManIzHot: 9:54pm On Feb 08, 2018
Ohohohohohoh Oshozndii! i am high now, will comment when i am okay

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Cowbuoy: 9:55pm On Feb 08, 2018
cheesy
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Khd95(m): 10:22pm On Feb 08, 2018
cheesy
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by divinehand2003(m): 10:23pm On Feb 08, 2018
Naija women are huge headaches with fish brains. Pls don't quote me ooooo

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by ojun50(m): 10:25pm On Feb 08, 2018
I don laugh mess for here 9ja girls wicked

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by MrMystrO(m): 10:39pm On Feb 08, 2018
Hmmmm


Naija babes sha..

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by 2lateBiafra: 11:07pm On Feb 08, 2018
CALABAR GILS..............! I NO FIT TALK

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Xbursta(m): 11:20pm On Feb 08, 2018
cheesy
Emmahunk:
I hardly write in this section but I came across a post that ordinarily I would have written off as a hilarious joke. Thinking about it, I realized that it is entirely true.
Please enjoy and decide for yourself.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.

Lalasticlala
Marpol
Fynestboi
Mynd44



lol

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by giftedheart1(m): 11:35pm On Feb 08, 2018
30th day.... Bae came to court with pregnancy

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Cameleon72(f): 11:41pm On Feb 08, 2018
Beta

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Madisonsqua(m): 11:43pm On Feb 08, 2018
Ahhaahaahahhaha.......this got me ROFL..... especially the rape case...reminds of Shola Fapson)

This post reminds me of a chat with a Nigerian woman in her 50's yesterday and she told me she's been trying to match make any girl from here with her brother in Nigeria.....I asked her why she's doing that and she said ;

"A white girl will spend thousands of dollars to travel thousands of miles to spend thousands of hours for love and expect nothing in return but a Nigerian girl will travel half a mile to visit a man for 1 hour and would be expecting drinks,food and transport fare" showing how materialistic they are.

I don't know if that's true...but coming from a woman means alot .

But this write up confirms her word... girls pls change ur ways....now another girl is about to be denied and loose her husband to a white girl.

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Nobody: 12:49am On Feb 09, 2018
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Nobody: 12:50am On Feb 09, 2018
I Kiss Girls That I Have Not Even Dated
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Nobody: 12:57am On Feb 09, 2018
I'm hoping this applies to teens because it was hilarious grin

no be dis one dey call puppy love? cool
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by SOFTENGR: 7:56am On Feb 09, 2018
Emmahunk:
I hardly write in this section but I came across a post that ordinarily I would have written off as a hilarious joke. Thinking about it, I realized that it is entirely true.
Please enjoy and decide for yourself.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.

Lalasticlala
Marpol
Fynestboi
Mynd44
Truth is bitter
#bittertruth
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Mclovin4(m): 8:21am On Feb 09, 2018
its actually funny...quite hilarious but then again,some have sex then date later
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by moshood521: 8:30am On Feb 09, 2018
op nah go kill pxn

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Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Xinzu: 8:38am On Feb 09, 2018
Naija girls can frustrate person grin
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Idydarling(f): 9:42am On Feb 09, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by superemmy(m): 10:05am On Feb 09, 2018
Emmahunk:


African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"

Lalasticlala
Marpol
Fynestboi
Mynd44

I swear this happened to me
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by polite2(m): 10:06am On Feb 09, 2018
African ladies, I hail thee
Re: Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World by Ay04z(m): 10:59am On Feb 09, 2018
D truth of d d matter be say dey will be frustrating innocent calm dude. While dey will give in easily to a very bad sharp fine boi. . Some 9ja babes mumu jare.

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