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27th day so real..

Emmahunk:
I hardly write in this section but I came across a post that ordinarily I would have written off as a hilarious joke. Thinking about it, I realized that it is entirely true.
Please enjoy and decide for yourself.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.

Lalasticlala
Marpol
Fynestboi
Mynd44

You are a slacker now...Most sharp guys is

Day 1. Sex
Day. 2 Hug
Day 3 Kiss
Day 4. Bye

Dude you are hilarious Joor

Its too funny mbok

Lolzzzzz!!

Naija girls sef!


Spaxon is it true?

LMAO,NA TRUTH

;DLMAO

this is really funny

Lol good one but inaccurate.

If you have money
1st date: bang
2nd date: bang den den den

When I was broke:
1st date: cinema/beach
2nd: movie at mine followed by bang (beg if she no gree)
and if i no bang, I conclude she be lesbian

28th and 29th got me laughing like a mad man

Xinzu:
Naija girls can frustrate person

They are confused beings; doctrines and fear dominate their lives...

African women are very funny. Imagine my gf wey i don knack many times before now de claim virgin.

giftedheart1:
30th day.... Bae came to court with pregnancy

dis one no get brain sha.. so if u fvck a girl today, d girl go get belle d next day abi? U think say na nollywood we dey?

LOL, poster na true

Ever8054:
op..may be its so in your area about African girls ...here in bayelsa state...day 1-sex without toasting 2-sex-3sex4-sex-5-sex until you lost count...

mr speaker one expert has spoken!one sugarcane for u.kiki

funny

espn:
I don't agree... u should have replaced days with minutes (In d case of Naija babe)

That is if you have some good money in your pocket. In that case u don't even have to toast. Just show her the cash and u are good to go.

saaedlee:
Who has TB Joshua's Phone Number

what are you going to do with his phone number? have u been possessed by an evil spirit?

fernandooleku:
dis one no get brain sha.. so if u fvck a girl today, d girl go get belle d next day abi? U think say na nollywood we dey?

You too dey take things serious
Na joke he dey joke na

saaedlee:
Who has TB Joshua's Phone Number

is there any of your relations wey get spiritual problem abi na mental disorder?

saaedlee:
Who has TB Joshua's Phone Number

0803-666-0 666

Thank me later !

Emmahunk:
I hardly write in this section but I came across a post that ordinarily I would have written off as a hilarious joke. Thinking about it, I realized that it is entirely true.
Please enjoy and decide for yourself.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.

Lalasticlala
Marpol
Fynestboi
Mynd44

you didnt include germans

Emmahunk:
I hardly write in this section but I came across a post that ordinarily I would have written off as a hilarious joke. Thinking about it, I realized that it is entirely true.
Please enjoy and decide for yourself.


Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.


French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again


British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex


American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex


African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.

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This has been in the public domain/online
for some years now... But it is still refreshingly
hilarious when read!

gabi101:
you didnt include germans

Bros, I left that one for you. Lol

giftedheart1:
30th day.... Bae came to court with pregnancy

Interesting

Nairaland gals come n defend urselves. I mean, hw wld I go through all these troubles 4 us 2 engage in smthing we wld both enjoy.

Naija Babes I hail

franklingud:
Lolzzzzz!!

Naija girls sef!


Spaxon is it true?

u sef

LOL