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biacan:
You dey mind am when him dey nack with all the favourite styles I give am him no remember wen him eyes dey roll,him body dey shiver him dey shout like who don win Jack pot he come release him nor remember say nah together we make the baby

haha next time wake am up ask am of fish tongue.kiki that baby him must carry am

dingbang:
biko when is the right time to prove that you are a woman? Is it not by getting pregnant?

Cooking

biacan:
Cooking

houselhelp go cook when u get belle...

Bleep her back to sleep.

That behaviour is just wickedness by women. Probably the husband doesn't do stuff for her and she just wants to show him pepper and is using pregnancy as an excuse.
Let him find the pigeon and fry for her

Rayfield:
Becoming a Man encompases all the machoness and exertion of dorminance.
You have to understand people, mostly women psychology to thrive in marriage.
A Pregnant woman's emotion changes like a Clock. (If you are not patient as a man during this period, you may run away from your own house because of her emotional inbalance).
All through that period, as a man, you have to play along. Sometimes, instead of saying a dirct NO that can cause World War Two in your marriage, there are better ways to say NO without being direct. Just Agree to Disagree or just use your sense of humour and change the subject to something more interesting (example, "You're the most sexiest fair/dark complexion pregnant woman I have ever seen. This your biggy tommy is so romantic...".
Women love kind words that are True!

I learn this from my Mum and Dad when I was growing up.

you make sense Bro..... am dealing with one with bad mood swing during her period. not easy at all

As a good husband me go carry bow and arrow give am make she go hunting that night or she geerat of my ause . who pigeon epp

gonna grab my gun and go for hunting. won't come back home till I get her wish.

biacan:
Leave who you reach as a man you need to be humble when your wife is pregnant those are tempting times cause she might do things she has not done before if the baby kicks she'll shout at you call you names...... all this are happening because of the pain she's having then that's where you need to be more tolerable....... ask married men they know what I'm talking about...... airforce will soon experience this..... hope it helps

A pregnant woman that asks for a pigeon in the middle of the night is possessed and the spirit that possessed her is mad

I pity the unfortunate woman that’ll end up with you.

RadicallyBlunt:
The angry response i will give her sef will quench the strange appetite. Pregnancy is not madness.

Waking me up to ask for food in d midnight is not too much for a pregnant woman..it happens but asking me what u know is not possible at that time, if she can't eat what is at home, then she shd deactivate the appetite or I'll do it for her.

Www.howtodie.com

LadyGoddiva:
I pity the unfortunate woman that’ll end up with you.

I pity the hopeless man dat will end up with you

i will first ask how many she can finish, then I'll tell her to meet me in the dream land so that i can hunt for it.
pigeon ko... penguin ni. ImaIma1 will not even dare wake me.

Aseje niyen now

I will lay her down, spread her legs and eat her labia as well as tongue her clit comprehensively for 30 minutes. The pigeon will fly out of her thoughts quicker than flash.

#CowLivesMatter.

ImaIma1:
That behaviour is just wickedness by women. Probably the husband doesn't do stuff for her and she just wants to show him pepper and is using pregnancy as an excuse.
Let him find the pigeon and fry for her

Why not take him to the market or farm to do that?

By the way, young lady, how about we graze my cows together?

MiyettiAllah:
Why not take him to the market or farm to do that?

By the way, young lady, how about we graze my cows together?

Sorry...my colony is occupied.

giftedheart1:
i will first ask how many she can finish, then I'll tell her to meet me in the dream land so that i can hunt for it.
pigeon ko... penguin ni. ImaIma1 will not even dare wake me.

Don't worry. I won't try to

ImaIma1:
Sorry...my colony is occupied.

I will first take your matter to Miyetti Houre, they will now take it to Sokoto. From there, Buhari go hear and he will notify Audu Ogbeh to claim your colony for me. If you nor gree, walahi we go graze enter your colony.

#CowLivesMatter.

ImaIma1:
Don't worry. I won't try to

u see y i love u...

Tallesty1:
A pregnant woman that asks for a pigeon in the middle of the night is possessed and the spirit that possessed her is mad

Why Una too like posses, spirit witch matter for Nigeria.

Any small thing Una go just call witch or devil

giftedheart1:
u see y i love u...

I can imagine

MiyettiAllah:
I will first take your matter to Miyetti Houre, they will now take it to Sokoto. From there, Buhari go hear and he will notify Audu Ogbeh to claim your colony for me. If you nor gree, walahi we go graze enter your colony.

#CowLivesMatter.

They will all have to obey the court order that makes my colony free from trespassers.

I will ask her how she wants it, fried or what? then smile and tell her not to worry that I'll get her the pigeon in the morning but now she has to eat what we got in the kitchen.

ImaIma1:
They will all have to obey the court order that makes my colony free from trespassers.

You do know how our patron, Mr. President, feels about court orders right?

haba...being pregnant shd not turn to discomforting your spouse at that odd hour to get you pigeon of all, thats wickedness..i do hear of how some pregy ladies act e.g begging for puff puff from a strange woman inside a public bus,some will leave there house to a neighbour house to beg for the food she perceived e.t.c well as a caring man, i will jejely prepare some nice delicacy for her claiming its pigeon, i hope she fall for it o else na to go sleep sure pass , peace!!

Is it d pigeon dat fly or the one dat walks... Well I will give her a glass of hollandia 2 calm her nerves den I will tell the story of World War 2 how it all started