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Go, watch your head in the Lagoon seven times and you shall be clean.

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

It's not a serious problem. It's just that you are called to be Monk.

Congrats

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

But do you have the money? My brother this is 2018

My friend, girls are not looking for those things anymore. Do you have money?

Nedfed:
All dos tins mention above are nothing but trash. My question is do u av CASH ? Cos with MONEY ladies can date MONKEY


#Nedfed#

bad man.....this is fukkn funny

My friend be useful with ur life.U are too young to be thinking of woman.

Advice to you :women hate weak men,

How heavy is your bank account?

Ellabae:
Lol come I will not turn u down. . Jst kidding. Y don't u try to be friends with them first before relationship.

Go straight to the point, you need a bf

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

It's your grammar. Your grammar is poor. Wrong tenses. Your written English is also poor. Learn to write properly. Chatting with you is going to be very irritating.

Don't worry and focus on whatever thing u re doing. Believe me when u re of marriage able age, they be hovering around u like bees.

e be lyk say yuh no qet the lambas'.. if yhu know wha i mean.

XhosaNostra:
Me wey get an entire collection of boos for my house? Lol, I hope the Pidgin is on point.
I have room for more if you're interested

iz alright one cheerful giver spotted

BeeBeeOoh:
You forgot to add goat's egg

eggs don't lay goats na......

XhosaNostra:
Maybe your personality is the culprit. The things you mentioned are not that important in a relationship if the person lacks an essence or core. You might as well use him as a cute decoration.

OMG! I love this your dp. Funny froggy....Lol

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

Add a 2010 toyota camry, and a decent 1 or 2 bedroom flat in Magodo GRA Phase II, then report back after 1 month.

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

My brother, you need MONEY!!!!!

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

when i was 23 i already built my own house.

You're not alone bro... A girl once told me "I av d womanizers look". They don't believe wen I say I'm single. Don't know how I'm gonn prove myself.

nelsonebby:
when i was 23 i already built my own house.

How old are u now

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

..... Funny enough i'm about that same 23 with same specs... i'hv got a lota girls that woo me... I turn many down. One even went
about telling people that i'm her boyfriend when i didnt accept her proposal.............. I have not Seen anywere money is included in your specs though.

hmmmm....dis a serious sumtin...well my candid advice to u is not to cum here on nairaland askin us wah x wrng wif u...wen i hvnt seen u...hvnt had a convo wif u..den u ll ask me wah myt b wrng wif u..d best people u cn ask are does dah turned u down....here x d tin...lemme hint u...go bk to two or three of does gurls...b jes a friend.get close to dem...mk sure u dnt show any strings attached...den ask dem to honestly tell u d reason dey refued datin u..trust me dey ll open up to u...tell dem u jes want to knw so u cn adjust for anoda lady...dey ll tell u ur p...if d three. or two ladies tell u same tin den u know ur problem...sum people are talkin abt moni moni moni...dre are gud gurls out dre..lotta dem wu arent for d moni..it ppssible u hv met such buh sumtin abt u drove her away....geniuly ask nd u shall find......buh if u dnt...bro u nid spiritual baff(lol...dnt mind dis.m jes tryin to b funny)...

cruchenutii:
You need a spiritual bath.

Sponge = N500
Live Goat = N68,000
Red Tomatoes = 20 Basket
Black Chicken = N3,500

Just contact me, Your problem is solved

BLACK CHICKEN

It seems u depend more on physic, stature voice etc. Perhaps ds are d features u put 4ward while aproach dem. Relax, relate wt dem as friends, forget abt ur muscle or voice...be natural, no ego. D one who likes u will be attracted to ur xter nt ur physic.

cruchenutii:
You need a spiritual bath.

Sponge = N500
Live Goat = N68,000
Red Tomatoes = 20 Basket
Black Chicken = N3,500

Just contact me, Your problem is solved

Dibia I hail ooo

Mtcheww

ngwababe:
Looking for who to call "one night stand" abi?? Okwala gi

Nne iwu onye owerri?

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

Do you always smell nice?ladies find this very attractive trust me.

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

We are in same shoes

Fine boys are magarized

Friendzoned and exploited

Making money is the key

must you have a girlfriend?
God is there working out your miracle and you are there complaining of girlfriend. who has girlfriend helped. when you are ready for marriage, see if they'll turn you down.

cruchenutii:
You need a spiritual bath.

Sponge = N500
Live Goat = N68,000
Red Tomatoes = 20 Basket
Black Chicken = N3,500

Just contact me, Your problem is solved

omo asun Don ready. I'm sure the sponge is to wash the kponmo thoroughly.

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

Get your priorities straight.

I am in my mid 20's I've never had a girlfriend.

I channeled my concentration into establishing my career.

I am on a good track now & I know for sure that ladies will soon start longing for me like ant longing for sugar.