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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by bobokeshington: 9:57am On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Respect you for having an erection? Ha! Try pushing something out of your body or experience period pains. I don't think you guys would last for 5 minutes. You should be worshipping us for we're strong grin

Anyway, I've always been under the impression that an erection feels good. Interesting to know that's not the case.

Prooofeessoorr.... I sight you

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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 9:59am On Feb 25, 2018
castro316:



Talk about pushing something out of my body...I poop every morning and I tell you.... it is an awesome experience and periodic pains..ours is called konji...hahahaha


Pushing it out while you're constipated, buddy. I'm not talking about your diarrhea here grin

Konji is solvable, period pains aren't. You get it? Good.
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by castro316: 10:07am On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:



Pushing it out while you're constipated, buddy. I'm not talking about your diarrhea here grin

Konji is solvable, period pains aren't. You get it? Good.
Come let me solve it on you. Nice and hard
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 10:10am On Feb 25, 2018
castro316:

Come let me solve it on you. Nice and hard

No can't do, unless you can also provide me relief for my own pain
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Iamfrank(m): 10:15am On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:

Boohoo! Why don't you Bleep yourself then? Simple enough.
I shud fvck myself?
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 10:17am On Feb 25, 2018
Iamfrank:


I shud fvck myself?

Yes. Aren't you claiming it hurts? So lend yourself a helping hand to make the pain go away grin
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Iamfrank(m): 10:24am On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Yes. Aren't you claiming it hurts? So lend yourself a helping hand to make the pain go away grin

Shey women has finished.... Don't be too mean
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 10:27am On Feb 25, 2018
Iamfrank:


Shey women has finished.... Don't be too mean

Don't moan about something that's easily rectified then. You wouldn't last a day in our shoes tongue
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Mandrake007(m): 10:30am On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Respect you for having an erection? Ha! Try pushing something out of your body or experience period pains. I don't think you guys would last for 5 minutes. You should be worshipping us for we're strong grin

Anyway, I've always been under the impression that an erection feels good. Interesting to know that's not the case.
if childbirth is so painful why do women always want babies? BTW have you heard of blueballs?

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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Iamfrank(m): 10:31am On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Don't moan about something that's easily rectified then. You wouldn't last a day in our shoes tongue

Go n blame eve for dat...
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 10:36am On Feb 25, 2018
Mandrake007:
if childbirth is so painful why do women always want babies? BTW have you heard of blueballs?

Wouldn't you call them names if they didn't reproduce?

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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by 1x2x3: 11:44am On Feb 25, 2018
Iamfrank:


Bros u r impotent...

Bring your sister or babe to confirm cheesy grin
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Greatzeus(m): 11:55am On Feb 25, 2018
Chubhie:
On the contrary, I prefer to wake up to the sound of pachelbel Canon slowly oozing from a good sound system.
I love music,like a lot but I won't sleep well if you are playing even my favorite songs while I sleep. I will always alternate between dream and real world,the music will be on my mind. It will be like I'm sleeping yet conscious of my environment.
Whereas a guy I met in the University always put his radio on before he sleeps,he said he wants to wake up to the sound of good Melody. Me I can't oh
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by dukeprince50: 12:10pm On Feb 25, 2018
bro4u:
is the diick GPS? Why is it facing North?
up and north are two different things

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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Mandrake007(m): 12:15pm On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Wouldn't you call them names if they didn't reproduce?
nope why would i?
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 12:17pm On Feb 25, 2018
Mandrake007:
nope why would i?

That was a general "you". Meaning the people or society. We know how people & families look down on barren women.
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by BluntBoy(m): 12:26pm On Feb 25, 2018
mespusinglez:
See enjoyment abeg

Fixed.

Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by greatermax77(m): 12:35pm On Feb 25, 2018
MRAKBEE:
Hilarious..
Marriage is not just about sex. There is more to it than the oza room activities


U are wrong, sex is very very important in marriage

Marry a woman, & keep her in ur house for a year without sex & see if she will not run away claiming ur are impotent

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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Nobody: 12:44pm On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


That was a general "you". Meaning the people or society. We know how people & families look down on barren women.

very true

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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Nobody: 12:48pm On Feb 25, 2018
Mandrake007:
if childbirth is so painful why do women always want babies? BTW have you heard of blueballs?

i bet you are not married. u'd have understood better
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by tosyne2much(m): 12:50pm On Feb 25, 2018
Never woke up like this in my life

Don't quote me ooooo
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Mandrake007(m): 12:51pm On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


That was a general "you". Meaning the people or society. We know how people & families look down on barren women.
well I beg to differ but I understand the stereotypical African attitude towards barren women anyway erections should still be respected it's not easy.
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Kingsley10000: 12:52pm On Feb 25, 2018
As a man,if you have not experienced it.check yourself,you aint healthy

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Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 12:53pm On Feb 25, 2018
Mandrake007:
well I beg to differ but I understand the stereotypical African attitude towards barren women anyway erections should still be respected it's not easy.

Forget it.
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Chubhie: 1:12pm On Feb 25, 2018
Greatzeus:

I love music,like a lot but I won't sleep well if you are playing even my favorite songs while I sleep. I will always alternate between dream and real world,the music will be on my mind. It will be like I'm sleeping yet conscious of my environment.
Whereas a guy I met in the University always put his radio on before he sleeps,he said he wants to wake up to the sound of good Melody. Me I can't oh
Different strokes for everyone. I tell you of a truth that good music is one of the beauties of existence. I also play some brand of music to influence my dream state.

There are also some brand of music that actually helps one sleep better. I think you should try it out.
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by hotdealz(m): 4:31pm On Feb 25, 2018
femi4:
During the day, your brain releases a chemical called noradrenaline, a hormone that hinders erections. When you sleep, however, your brain releases less of it. This makes those nighttime boners more likely to pop up.
What about those that lack this hormone? shocked
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Nobody: 4:43pm On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


The way men overreact to pain & sickness, I doubt it lol. I'm sure you'd want to be pampered the whole 9 months. A person wouldn't hear the end of it.

Why do men act like children when they're either sick or in pain? It's a known fact that y'all can't handle any sort of physical discomfort. Big babies tongue
Last I checked, men made up 99.9% or warring soldiers and hard laborers doing heavy lifting for hours on end.
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 4:44pm On Feb 25, 2018
imhotep:

Last I checked, men made up 99.9% or warring soldiers and hard laborers doing heavy lifting for hours on end.

And your point is?
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Nobody: 4:46pm On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


And your point is?
Watch any war documentary and then come back to gist us about pain and discomfort grin
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by XhosaNostra(f): 4:53pm On Feb 25, 2018
imhotep:

Watch any war documentary and then come back to gist us about pain and discomfort grin

Dude, the phenomenon I'm talking about even has a name, it's called "Man flu".

Men regress & become babies

Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Nobody: 4:55pm On Feb 25, 2018
Pat081:
she knw more den u do
Do I? grin
Re: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by Nobody: 4:56pm On Feb 25, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Dude, the phenomenon I'm talking about even has a name, it's called "Man flu".

Men regress & become babies
Check well.

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