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"Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out
Carlos Queiroz, the head coach of the Iran National Team, has approached the experts of FIFA to forbid the barcelona forward from football, since he is too great at it.

Portuguese Queiroz demands the Argentine performer ought to be suspended by Fifa until the point when he can demonstrate he isn't an extraterestrial!

The former Real Madrid coach recalls great how Messi broke Iranian hearts with a shocking stoppage time winner for Argentina during the group stages of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil.

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Furthermore, in front of the 2018 World Cup where Iran have been drawn alongside heavyweights Spain and Portugal, Queiroz told Fifa.com:

“I’ve always said that Messi is an extraordinary player. He’s out of this world. If he were human, he wouldn’t have had that magical moment in that match.

“I don’t usually like losing, but I didn’t come away from that defeat with a negative feeling.

“It’s when something magical like that happens that you know that football is alive and kicking. And that’s why it’s one of the best sports in the world to watch.

“And it’s even more of a special moment when it comes from a player who shouldn’t be allowed to play by FIFA until it’s proven that he’s actually human!”

source-https://www.metrodailies.com/sport/messi-banned-fifa-proves-human/

The coach be like, "Don't let him come and frustrate person career after we've trained and practiced, come rain come sunshine with few goals."

Coach after the game, "We demand a replay. We discovered Messi is a laboratory cyborg created by Americans for their selfish reasons to manipulate the world of football, programmed by Israelites to follow suit and systematically sent to Argentina to hide their identity and involvement."

Messi is too good
He can do the undo in the world of football


I wish say Hin go go injury few days to world cup
But I will be wicked if I wish him that

He plays spectacular football

We all know he's a god

ikbnice:
We all know he's a god

ronaldo unko

cc;lalasticlala

My coursemate who is madrid fan said the same thing,that mercy is not a human being,untill proven otherwise,he will never accept that mercy is human.
He conclude that mercy is from the lab.

this guy is still pained since 2014 world cup
I remember when Iran and Argentina were playing, these guys defended so hard and tried so much to stop Argentina. Messi just took only 1 curved shot from outside the 18 yard box and scored. The keeper was crying so hard. Honestly Argentina didn't deserve to win that match.
As a Barça fan, that was the day I knew Messi is very wicked.

True

just take a look at the devil disgracing Madrid players from time immemorial

If Messi isn't human, what is Aubemeyang?

Rubbish

messi the G.O.A.T

Chelsea be ready to pack ur bags

I like this guy he is good

I SUPPORT THIS HONESTLY

DUDE IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

GOD IS GREAT

MistadeRegal:
The coach be like, "Don't let him come and frustrate person career after we've trained and practiced, come rain come sunshine with few goals."

Coach after the game, "We demand a replay. We discovered Messi is a laboratory cyborg created by Americans for their selfish reasons to manipulate the world of football, programmed by Israelites to follow suit and systematically sent to Argentina to hide their identity and involvement."

Sorry bro, u deserve much more likes, manage mine

Then what is lukaku and bakayoko

I can argue my butt off that ronaldo is better than messi...but deep down in me, I know am just deceiving myself

Robot spotted

This coach is funny,wat would he say about Pele and maradona

He's the Greatest of all time without Rivalry

Seconded

Ellabae:
I like this guy he is good

No be for bed ohh!

will u pick him over Ronald for a date?

Ellabae:
I like this guy he is good

Messi is really a magical player....he plays football like a superhuman.

Yes Cristiano Ronaldo is very good and awesome, but let's be honest, Lionel Messi is a better player than Ronaldo.

Ronaldo is only skilled in shooting good short on target, speed and ball control.

But Messi will be doing like he is not playing but he is overplaying others.

Messi dribbles like a ghost, passes ball like a spirit and even applies both brake and clutch while playing and whenever he wants to score he won't play short like Ronaldo yet goalkeeper can't catch it, isn't this extraordinary, he ought to be banned

Ronaldo will not like this considering their rivalry but the ironical part is Carlos Quieroz is actually Portuguese!lol!

ItsTutsi:
will u pick him over Ronald for a date?

hmmmmmmn I am not sure

Luukasz:
No be for bed ohh!

Na wa o. I nor say bed o

Pls I can't sleep, help me out with arsenal fans disturbing the internet.

dkronicle:
Then what is lukaku and bakayoko

Is it by force to comment?

Olifiz:
Is it by force to comment?

guy is it by force to quote me. My guy, i be man utd fan too.