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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Olifiz(m): 11:55pm On Mar 01, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


If Messi isn't human, what is Aubemeyang?

Don’t tell me u trying to compare? Pls don’t try it o
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Bari22: 11:56pm On Mar 01, 2018
Christiano is still better

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Olifiz(m): 11:57pm On Mar 01, 2018
dkronicle:
guy is it by force to quote me. My guy, i be man utd fan too.


Lol. Now I see why u have to comment. Issorite let’s keep reading comments cheesy
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by JandyJ(m): 11:59pm On Mar 01, 2018
Ellabae:
hmmmmmmn I am not sure tongue


Will u peak Rolando over me for a date?
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Ellabae(f): 12:05am On Mar 02, 2018
JandyJ:



Will u peak Rolando over me for a date?
No o. I will pick u wink
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by RoyalBlak007: 12:07am On Mar 02, 2018
Majesterial
Lionėl
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by RoyalBlak007: 12:08am On Mar 02, 2018
"He emasculates them..."

"Individually and collectively" grin
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by colossus91(m): 12:09am On Mar 02, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

If Messi isn't human, what is Aubemeyang?
poo like arsenal grin

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by JandyJ(m): 12:10am On Mar 02, 2018
Ellabae:
No o. I will pick u wink

Oya nau.. Let's get started... Can u whatsapp me
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Sinof(m): 12:36am On Mar 02, 2018
Germandude:
This coach is funny,wat would he say about Pele and maradona
Pele And Maradona Were Nothing Compared To Messi And Ronaldo, Just That Football Was Not This Advanced In Their Era With Other Wonderful Players As Rivals. Remember In The Land Of The Blind, A One Eyed Man Is The King. But Messi Is A King In A Land Filled With Able Men With Good Sight

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by iamabundance(m): 12:40am On Mar 02, 2018
... And Suarez should be checked if he's not a vampire
,
Nkolo Kante should be scanned for any trace of Monkey gene,
Arsenal should be probed if she is not a lesbian with Arsene W.

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by gr8tone: 12:43am On Mar 02, 2018
Ronaldo has proven that he can perform in any club but Messi is yet to prove that

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Redeemite(m): 12:45am On Mar 02, 2018
Practise Made Perfect
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Temptee101(m): 12:54am On Mar 02, 2018
What amazes me the most is the way he manages to control the ball perfectly while on full speed. Honestly, without fear or favour i really lack words to describe his football abilities. It's beyond human understanding, so his case is better left for the gods

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by obinna58(m): 2:57am On Mar 02, 2018
ClintonNzedimma:
this guy is still pained since 2014 world cup
I remember when Iran and Argentina were playing, these guys defended so hard and tried so much to stop Argentina. Messi just took only 1 curved shot from outside the 18 yard box and scored. The keeper was crying so hard. Honestly Argentina didn't deserve to win that match.
As a Barça fan, that was the day I knew Messi is very wicked.
Thought I'm the only one who was pained by that goal cheesy

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by emeka2847: 3:04am On Mar 02, 2018
Na when tree near each other monkey dey fit show wisdom. Why e never do and undo carry world cup even once?

Dannieln1:
Messi is too good
He can do the undo in the world of football


I wish say Hin go go injury few days to world cup
But I will be wicked if I wish him that

He plays spectacular football

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by paulbushman: 3:49am On Mar 02, 2018
Messi mesmerises.

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by SOFTENGR: 4:14am On Mar 02, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


If Messi isn't human, what is Aubemeyang?
Auba what

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by megapriest(m): 5:25am On Mar 02, 2018
Both World greatest football Legends Pele and Maradona endorsed Messi C.V as a superhuman.
Naija work dey for World Cup o. Messi has never scored against Chelsea. Home and away goals already knocking.lol

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by megapriest(m): 5:32am On Mar 02, 2018
Germandude:
This coach is funny,wat would he say about Pele and maradona
Pele and Maradona? No where near Messi-iah
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Nobody: 6:26am On Mar 02, 2018
If Mess I Is Not A Human,Then What Was Yakubu
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Walexmotivates(m): 6:27am On Mar 02, 2018
hmm..
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by odehaj: 6:30am On Mar 02, 2018
Weeks and weeks of preparations only for Messi to destroy everything...

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Fxwarrior: 6:31am On Mar 02, 2018
neezar:
True

just take a look at the devil disgracing Madrid players from time immemorial

Pictures speak louder than words. Thanks for that insight.

Even the great Ronaldo knelt down. Chai. Wickedness is wicked.

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by christ007(m): 6:36am On Mar 02, 2018
Dannieln1:
Messi is too good
He can do the undo in the world of football


I wish say Hin go go injury few days to world cup
But I will be wicked if I wish him that

He plays spectacular football
wicked mind you get.my messi go play world cup but Nigeria go beat them.
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by ToriBaze: 7:45am On Mar 02, 2018
doublestrika:
I can argue my butt off that ronaldo is better than messi...but deep down in me, I know am just deceiving myself
Lol true bro

I'm a Man UTD fan, i used to argue dat Ronaldo is better than Messi even when I've never watched any Messi football or highlights... mehn the first day i watch Messi play, it didn't take time for me to accept the truth. Messi is too good nd Ronaldo knows it buh don't wanna agree cuz of Pride. Messi is better than Ronaldo any day any time

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Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by Kaybaba5(m): 7:50am On Mar 02, 2018
Merciless messi
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by swiz123(m): 7:52am On Mar 02, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


If Messi isn't human, what is Aubemeyang?

An unfortunate foetus that should have been flushed out angry
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by MrBONE2(m): 7:57am On Mar 02, 2018
naijastoryz:
ronaldo unko grin grin grin grin
he isnt god yet but an angel grin
Re: "Messi Should Be Banned Until Fifa Proves He Is Human" – Iran Coach Cries Out by blackprinx: 8:18am On Mar 02, 2018
Not human??

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