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I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 9:17am On Mar 20, 2018

Hello everyone, I am so much in pain and regret at the moment. My girlfriend of two weeks confessed in church to be a destiny stealer.
I met her two weeks ago and from then till now, we have had sex over a hundred times. But the issue is that she confessed at church on Sunday that for every time a man or guy lays with her, 10% of his destiny will be taken. So approximately, I still owe her destiny in my afterlife. Pls everyone I need your help.

Pls if you know where destinies are been kept or sold, help a brother. I recognize mine. Its the brightest out of all and biggest.

Pls help save a soul... Lalasticlala help me

*cries in ekun egbere* cry

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by opomulero101(m): 9:25am On Mar 20, 2018

i dey see DANGER, wahala dey.

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by MhizzAJ(f): 9:25am On Mar 20, 2018

You are completely finished
No amount of prayers can save you cheesy

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by josh123(m): 9:31am On Mar 20, 2018

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha i laugh in chinese,just know she has used ur destiny to clean yanch grin

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by XhosaNostra(f): 9:33am On Mar 20, 2018

You met 2 weeks ago & you've already had sex a whopping 100 times? Seems unbelievable. Who was counting, Mr Jackrabbit?

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by SpyAC(m): 9:40am On Mar 20, 2018

The jnr in-between ur legs will never rest, kip on exploring good luck man

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by mikky4764(f): 9:44am On Mar 20, 2018

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by lenghtinny(m): 9:47am On Mar 20, 2018

Report her to the nearest police station.

Make sure you sue her so she can at least give you 2-5 million naira compensation from your stolen destiny.

That will be fair enough.

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 20, 2018*

☣ ☠

∆ Each time 10% of destiny. Slept over a 100times

10x100= 1000% That's even more than your destiny. You're an empty shell then. ∆

☣ ☠

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Shugarlord213: 10:56am On Mar 20, 2018

XhosaNostra:
You met 2 weeks ago & you've already had sex a whopping 100 times? Seems unbelievable. Who was counting, Mr Jackrabbit?

Madam it is nothing new. We know your mileage. 765,000,000 without end

NEXT!!!

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 11:10am On Mar 20, 2018

Shugarlord213:
Madam it is nothing new. We know your mileage. 765,000,000 without end

NEXT!!!

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by PSTEMMA1960(m): 11:55am On Mar 20, 2018

doctorkush:
Hello everyone, I am so much in pain and regret at the moment. My girlfriend of two weeks confessed in church to be a destiny stealer.
I met her two weeks ago and from then till now, we have had sex over a hundred times. But the issue is that she confessed at church on Sunday that for every time a man or guy lays with her, 10% of his destiny will be taken. So approximately, I still owe her destiny in my afterlife. Pls everyone I need your help.

Pls if you know where destinies are been kept or sold, help a brother. I recognize mine. Its the brightest out of all and biggest.

Pls help save a soul... Lalasticlala help me

*cries in ekun egbere*

many people out there are destiny destroyers, including guys also..

stop sleeping with her and visit any prayer church for a serious deliverance....

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by XhosaNostra(f): 11:58am On Mar 20, 2018

Shugarlord213:
Madam it is nothing new. We know your mileage. 765,000,000 without end

NEXT!!!

And that's your retort? undecided

Next indeed.

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by pu7pl3(m): 12:05pm On Mar 20, 2018

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Oyindidi(f): 12:17pm On Mar 20, 2018

Mtcheeeeeew

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by punisha: 1:29pm On Mar 20, 2018

2weeks and u have knacked 100 times... Person like u need destiny?

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by bro4u: 1:34pm On Mar 20, 2018

Since she's a destiny stealer, go file a complaint in the 'Destiny Unit' of the Nigerian Police.

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Martinez19(m): 2:13pm On Mar 20, 2018

At your age, you still indulge in magical thinking. Shame on you. How does inserting penis in someone's vagina take your destiny?

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 2:49pm On Mar 20, 2018

punisha:
2weeks and u have knacked 100 times... Person like u need destiny?

Martinez19:
At your age, you still indulge in magical thinking. Shame on you. How does inserting penis in someone's vagina take your destiny?

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Martinez19(m): 3:14pm On Mar 20, 2018

[quote author=doctorkush post=66000545][/quote]truth is if std is involved or you have been having it too much, then there is trouble. If you are talking about witchcraft and luck, then that's rubbish.

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 20, 2018

Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeeeew

what is wrong wit your lips .... huh

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Oyindidi(f): 5:07pm On Mar 20, 2018

doctorkush:
what is wrong wit your lips ....

Looking sweet

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 5:16pm On Mar 20, 2018

Oyindidi:
Looking sweet

you donminit

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by roarik(f): 7:15pm On Mar 20, 2018

this one weak me o..lmao

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by habsydiamond(m): 8:52pm On Mar 20, 2018

U must be a IndecentStar to have fvck her 100times in the space of two weeks....if say Na true concerning the destiny....bro sorry to say this ooo...u no fit get any again oooo....

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Stevengerd(m): 8:52pm On Mar 20, 2018

Martinez19:
At your age, you still indulge in magical thinking. Shame on you. How does inserting penis in someone's vagina take your destiny?

The Thing tire me ooo.. everything is spiritual nw

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by egworlordor(m): 10:09pm On Mar 20, 2018

Na lie you de lie! When u mean sex 100 times do you mean 100 thrusts... am sure u mean 100 thrusts... weak man like you

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by swiz123(m): 10:14pm On Mar 20, 2018

I'd advice you to forget about your destiny.Heck! You should thank her for stealing it. I foresee that you will be lynched to death by an angry mob for stealing sanitary pads for her. Thank your God, cos she just stole such fate from you

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 11:50pm On Mar 20, 2018

This guy is very funny abeg. Your plan worked bro, cause I laughed and I'm still laughing while typing.

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Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 6:35am On Mar 21, 2018

egworlordor:
Na lie you de lie! When u mean sex 100 times do you mean 100 thrusts... am sure u mean 100 thrusts... weak man like you

i actually have a high libido and can fuucck for a whole three minutes non stop...

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Bibi294(f): 2:59am On Jul 02, 2018

doctorkush:
i actually have a high libido and can fuucck for a whole three minutes non stop...

Three minutes or three hours

Re: I Am Dating A Destiny Stealer.. Help! by Nobody: 3:05am On Jul 02, 2018

Someone please help this guy with rat poison. grin

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