Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? - Christianity Etc

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Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by crunchyg(op): 8:16am On Mar 25, 2018

Sometimes it's difficult sitting beside girls who dress indecently to church, the worst part is they won't even cover up while sitting with you, instead of you as a guy concentrating in church, your mind will be running to and fro.

Please share your experience if you have been in such situation before and how one can cope

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by crunchyg(op): 8:17am On Mar 25, 2018*

Food is life

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Nobody: 8:23am On Mar 25, 2018*

Is it a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go seat next to a person decently dressed biko.

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by UAE123(m): 8:32am On Mar 25, 2018

You are the person distracting yourself because you are paying unnecessary attention to their exposed dressing

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by crunchyg(op): 8:36am On Mar 25, 2018

airmirthd1:
It is a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go and seat with a person decently dressed biko.

What if there is no other sit?

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by northvietnam(m): 8:43am On Mar 25, 2018

Its Awesome My Dear....
it distracts U from the boring sermon..

Finally, Best time do Nairaland(just like i'm doing now) is during Boring sermon, repeating same old shyte week in week out...

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by moscobabs(m): 8:43am On Mar 25, 2018

Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by LilSmith55(m): 8:43am On Mar 25, 2018

airmirthd1:
It is a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go and seat with a person decently dressed biko.

Simple as XYZ

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Olawale118(m): 8:43am On Mar 25, 2018

which church be that bro

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Heywhizzy(m): 8:43am On Mar 25, 2018

By 'having the breastplate of righteousness'

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Omololu2121: 8:44am On Mar 25, 2018

I don't go to church

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by veacea: 8:44am On Mar 25, 2018

You cope with your dick sir

Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by KingTrollMan: 8:44am On Mar 25, 2018

Where is the Church? I need to go there, I can smell more blessing.

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by BruncleZuma: 8:45am On Mar 25, 2018

Shild of the World

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by foliman(m): 8:45am On Mar 25, 2018*

You must have suffered your eyes very well @op;
That stylish look when you don't want her town notice that you've been staring at the boobs!
Your eyes muscles don suffer!

You need the holy spirit more than ever to sanctify your mind and eyes.

Kpele, hope you no carry verseline go church?

Emi eshu dey your body!

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by samzzycash(m): 8:45am On Mar 25, 2018

There is nothing more adventurous than having konji in the house of God..
I have bleeped more than 4 choir members this month alone. Almighty God be praised.

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by CuteMadridista: 8:45am On Mar 25, 2018

I think of the plan of action to get them on my bed

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by fecta: 8:45am On Mar 25, 2018

Change your seat shikina

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by emsheddy(m): 8:45am On Mar 25, 2018

In my church, guys sit on their own. Ladies on their own. And them no even born you well to dress anyhow come my church. Na ushers go send you back!!!

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Tiffbuxas: 8:46am On Mar 25, 2018

airmirthd1:
It is a must to sit near her? Carry your bible and simply go and seat with a person decently dressed biko.

it's a must my dear.... Abegg Wer u siddon? hopeBare the cleavage? grin

Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Nobody: 8:46am On Mar 25, 2018

the kain mess and bad smell wey dey ooze out of those curves yansh no go gree me sit beside anyone of them

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by shinarlaura(f): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2018

Olawale118:
which church be that bro

You want to go there grin

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by emsheddy(m): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2018

samzzycash:
There is nothing more adventurous than having konji in the house of God..
I have bleeped more than 4 choir members this month alone. Almighty God be praised.

bros you be case oh. Who dey do you don die!!!

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by GODWINLOWSKI: 8:46am On Mar 25, 2018

I'll help her do the rest, by that time my ***** go don long like pencil.

Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by AngelicBeing: 8:46am On Mar 25, 2018

I close my eyes till the service is over because I am allergic to boobs / mammary glands, they make me hyper next news jare grin

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by voicelez: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2018

Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Deltayankeeboi: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2018

is this supposed to be funny is breast a new thing. Rubbish and very unintelligent post

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by stefanweeks: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2018

Well I devise new means to stare at it

Only thing is that after service/mass I discover I didn't learn anything new

Which is okay

Because the pastor talks about the same subject (tithing and giving) every sunday

Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by Naijaschoolgist: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2018

Happy Sunday guys

Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by achiever12: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2018

It shows that the preaching of righteousness has been lost in churches. The focus is now worldliness and quick riches without effort

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Re: Brothers, How Do You Cope Sitting Beside Ladies That Bare Cleavage In Church? by blackbeau1(f): 8:47am On Mar 25, 2018

Either you control your mind or you find a different seat

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