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Oasis007:
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper...

2. The owner of the ball decided who played...

3. Penalty (otherwise called PENARITY!) was awarded
only if an injured player could curse or fight a lot...

4. The match only ended when everyone was tired...

5. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner
would be determined by the last team to score...

6. No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball
even behind the goalpost...

7. If you didn't participate in repairing a damaged ball you were given a match ban...

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser...

9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game...

10. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game
over...

11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty...

12. The most skillful player got automatic selection...the most bully player got automatic selection too.......

13. No discrimination, both the children of rich and the poor played together!

14. Three corners make one Penarity!

15. All players help in household work of the ball owner.

16. If the ball burst everyone contribute to pay the owner.

17. You can't dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

18. You can go round the goalpost still return into the field and score.

19. When you hit your toes against a stone and notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sands as a form of first aid. Play continue.

20. We called ourselves by nicknames of great players especially from Brazil and England.

21. Game over when it's dark and we can barely see the ball. We all dispersed in groups to our face me I face you homes teasing one another until d last player gets home to face another round of punishment from our disciplinarian parents ������������.

This generation is missing a lot of free fun. They pay dearly ( in monetary terms) for today's fun.

Please add your rules that I have forgotten to mention here ojare ��

louiskay:
https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable/183#66274218

wonderful thread. guys make una check am out

neezar:
Using cigarette rapper and bulb 2 make a trophy

You never see where them dey bully the owner of the ball ahbi

neezar:
Using cigarette rapper and bulb 2 make a trophy

You never see where them dey bully the owner of the ball ahbi

Nihilstjnr:
tell him again

kokaneprodigy:
Na wa for una, una no c me all these days. No one cared to even check on me.
Evil scums

TalabiAudu:
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elrony:
With JIK empty container

Nihilstjnr:
tell him again

elrony:
With JIK empty container

Cadec007:
so hilarious i laughed till i stopped reading but i would continue it now

neezar:
Those days wey double leather balls be like hot cake mhen

Nihilstjnr:
e don tay since I hear those categorisation of ball mehn.

1. Felele

2. Double Leather

3. Kaka.

if you didn't have all this but you lived near an electrician, you could just wrap up a huge amount of newspaper in masking tape and keep going...

eph12:
health nko? Abi what's te spelling sef

Nihilstjnr:
e don tay since I hear those categorisation of ball mehn.

1. Felele

2. Double Leather

3. Kaka.

if you didn't have all this but you lived near an electrician, you could just wrap up a huge amount of newspaper in masking tape and keep going...

eph12:
health nko? Abi what's te spelling sef

Nihilstjnr:
e don tay since I hear those categorisation of ball mehn.

1. Felele

2. Double Leather

3. Kaka.

...

Nihilstjnr:
health na double leather na

neezar:
I swear, Just gather all these white papers together, use sellotape join am together

If u want Start 2 dey play ball at ur early stage....Na either felele or Pako ball u go use

We played things like

Monkey post

1 touch

Kolo(If the ball pass ur under...u go chop beating )

All those days if we buy ball...we go con dey pass am from the owner shop reach house

Adisaowalla:
O.J.O.....OJO!!!!!!

Nihilstjnr:
health na double leather na

TalabiAudu:
Na kolo beating I enjoy pass

I cannot forget the day one guy nutmegged me, what happened afterwards alcannot be described by words.

TalabiAudu:
Hehehehehehehe!

neezar:
he's mad

odizeey:
who dey interview dis guy sef. Mk dem ban am from talking about man abeg.

neezar:
Guys I had a dream last nigh
I see Costa coming back to the Epl
I see lindellof being converted 2 a right winger and he will excel there l
I see Lukaku scoring a lot of goals
I see manu beating Liverpool next season
Mancity will still win the league again
A certain Akintola will be the Epl highest goal scorer next season

odizeey:
e be like u chop ur best meal sleep.