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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by wikendodds: 10:58pm On Apr 01, 2018
KOPT33:


Can you reason? Can you try for a moment and walk in my shoes?

1 - before she came to live with me, I was convalescing from a serious ailment that wasted me. I went from 67kg to 53kg in four months
2 - I used to cook all my meals to my taste and need.
3 - I began gaining weight
4 - she joined me in my place and began cooking the shittiest food I have ever encountered.
5 - my weight started plummeting again because try as hard as possible... I couldn't stomach her food.
6 - I will drop 10k for weekly soups and stews and come back to meet the most abominable meals.
7 - who on earth cooks fish, meat, stock fish, mangala, achi, ogbono, egusi and bitter in the same pot of soup?

If you cook that kind of rubbish for your husband, do not wait to be told that all the love will die instantly.

I no dey show power for woman body but de thing dey pain me. After this very ordeal, anyone that gives me food like that will have it end up on their face.
dude you be correct guy jor
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Humility017(m): 11:03pm On Apr 01, 2018
OriakuAmara:
I love cooking. It's fun. cheesy cheesy
will you Mind if I visit your kitchen someday?
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Olatara(f): 11:04pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot
haha haha
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Twrecks(m): 11:05pm On Apr 01, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Lmao, i am (6) and that's cos my mum is a perfectionist, she believes in doing things herself, i learnt how to cook during nysc cos i stayed alone, now i'm just too good a cook smiley
Same here. I do not touch spoon at home. But NYSC thought me the hard way. When you spend 10k out of 19.8k in mama put, your kitchen prowess will come out of you

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Twrecks(m): 11:07pm On Apr 01, 2018
Humility017:

will you Mind if I visit your kitchen someday?
Provided there's no door to ze oza room. No frovlem
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Ivorianaija(f): 11:08pm On Apr 01, 2018
When I broke my arm I wasn't able to cook or do cleaning as much as I did before, but my then husband refused to do anything and I had to cook, clean, and take care of a child with one good arm for 6 weeks. Some men can be a bit too entitled.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by seunfly: 11:38pm On Apr 01, 2018
somehow:
Are you married to your MIL? How come she's the one giving you issues?
I'm not married to her, my wife just delivered and she needed helping hands, I tried to get house help but she refused and I understand with her, besides I don't really like house help thing it is like slavery. Her mum was already with us for usual baby stuff and my wife resumed office exactly 2 and half months after giving birth so my mother in-law is responsible for taking care of the baby. I really can't wait for the baby to be 6months so that she can go away, I'm really tired of her attitudes.
Why I v been civil with her is that she accused me that Yoruba people don't respect their in-law from wife side which I told her it is not so, atleast not from me but the way she has been pushing me, I don't have other option but to do the needful.
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 12:07am On Apr 02, 2018
KOPT33:


I have no further words for you. It is obvious I have been exchanging words with a vacuous feminazi who is coddled in the wealth of her husband and has thus lost a grip on reality.

When a man genuinely complains about a woman, he is said to be flexing muscles, he is branded a coward, an abuser; when a woman as much as whimpers, she is seen as a fighter, a survivor, an escapee from abuse. Lol. Stupid beings.

A woman who can't cook will surely be divorced and humiliated. Humiliation is the only language you people understand.

Who said that divorce is humiliation? Mbok get woke. Spineless maggot.
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 02, 2018
Tednersy:


Who said that divorce is humiliation? Mbok get woke. Spineless maggot.

Why is it paining you? If you are a bad cook as well may your days end in nothing but heart wrenching sorrow.
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 12:11am On Apr 02, 2018
Ivorianaija:
When I broke my arm I wasn't able to cook or do cleaning as much as I did before, but my then husband refused to do anything and I had to cook, clean, and take care of a child with one good arm for 6 weeks. Some men can be a bit too entitled.

Now, this is bad. If I were in his shoes, I would have, at the very least, found somebody to help you if I didn't have time myself.

Not all men are like that. Except of course you were not injured to the degree you claim.
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by HolyTitus(m): 12:30am On Apr 02, 2018
That Number 3 reminds me of one of the numerous times i visited a girl in her hostel.... Smh, I wish i had a jazz then to transform her to a little girl; so that she can learn better culinary skills while growing to be a woman again; Her papa mama for happy for me baje - wetin be my own sef? Na her husband go dey suffer ham... Lemme rest my keypads here jhor
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by DavidEsq(m): 2:10am On Apr 02, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot
E pain am die! E clear say dis one na No. 6

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by spyglaxx: 6:42am On Apr 02, 2018
uuzba:


Sir, YOU are a man.
. Thanks
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Ogunleti01: 6:48am On Apr 02, 2018
Just as there is no law that says men shouldn't be a good cook, a good wife material would never sit and allow her house crumble before her own very eyes because of bad cooking techniques. As a matter of fact, some believe the only way to gain entrance into ones husband heart is through good and delicious food. Girls by the virtue of their nature are very close to their mothers in the kitchen unlike boys(only few boys spent time with their mother in the kitchen). As one aspiring to be a good mother and wife, there are certain lessons which are very compulsory to get to avoid problems in your homes. I have seen countless numbers of kids that would not touch the food terribly prepared for them in the morning by their mothers and after closing time, the same food they would return back home rather they prefer to spend money on biscuit and snacks. Let us forget these Feminism and Sexism ideology we do hide under and face the reality. the most reason why we do see countless numbers of married men patronise all these mama put, bukas,and canteen is because some they are not satisfied with what they get at home. AS A WIFE, YOU SHOULD HAVE A WAY OF WETTING YOUR HUSBAND'S APPETITE THAT HE WILL ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING SOMETHING NICE EVERY MEAL TIME.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by spyglaxx: 7:11am On Apr 02, 2018
My Uncle nearly killed his wife one day 'cause of ordinary ewedu soup. My uncle can cry if he is hungry. So he went out this particular day and came back hungry to meet a badly prepared ewedu soup . omo see beating na me dey separate them that day. The woman is the worst cook around. What keeps the marriage going is because the woman is a born hustler.

What all men should know is that you are a groom in the first place. So groom your wife according to your taste.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by BabbanBura(m): 7:29am On Apr 02, 2018
coolestofall:

Y take it personal na, except ur cooking style is one of d styles on d list.

Definitely not No. 10. Ishilove alot of us can teach una type how to cook at zero consultation fees
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by BabbanBura(m): 7:34am On Apr 02, 2018
spyglaxx:
My Uncle nearly killed his wife one day 'cause of ordinary ewedu soup. My uncle can cry if he is hungry. So he went out this particular day and came back hungry to meet a badly prepared ewedu soup . omo see beating na me dey separate them that day. The woman is the worst cook around. What keeps the marriage going is because the woman is a born hustler.

What all men should know is that you are a groom in the first place. So groom your wife according to your taste.

Bros some women are 'ungroomeable' woo - one of my uncles had to divorce his wife cos the terrible cooking couldn't be resolved even after 5yrs (had 3 kids). Imagine sending your wife back to her parents to go learn how tp cook barely a month u married her, imagine buying cooked food from restaurants for your family for good 5yrs, the cooking so messed up the marriage that she started fucking everyone around (may be my uncle stop shinning her congo) and then divorce
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by BabbanBura(m): 7:36am On Apr 02, 2018
Ogunleti01:
Just as there is no law that says men shouldn't be a good cook, a good wife material would never sit and allow her house crumble before her own very eyes because of bad cooking techniques. As a matter of fact, some believe the only way to gain entrance into ones husband heart is through good and delicious food. Girls by the virtue of their nature are very close to their mothers in the kitchen unlike boys(only few boys spent time with their mother in the kitchen). As one aspiring to be a good mother and wife, there are certain lessons which are very compulsory to get to avoid problems in your homes. I have seen countless numbers of kids that would not touch the food terribly prepared for them in the morning by their mothers and after closing time, the same food they would return back home rather they prefer to spend money on biscuit and snacks. Let us forget these Feminism and Sexism ideology we do hide under and face the reality. the most reason why we do see countless numbers of married men patronise all these mama put, bukas,and canteen is because some they are not satisfied with what they get at home. AS A WIFE, YOU SHOULD HAVE A WAY OF WETTING YOUR HUSBAND'S APPETITE THAT HE WILL ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING SOMETHING NICE EVERY MEAL TIME.

Nice one
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by yetty247(f): 7:39am On Apr 02, 2018
coolestofall:

Y take it personal na, except ur cooking style is one of d styles on d list.




Lmao
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 7:57am On Apr 02, 2018
lefulefu:
The day i ate my friend's girlfriend beans i almost regretted my lifecheesy. The beans seed that was half done go one side... Red oil oil looking like the redsea also pack goin one side. And when u taste the beans na so d salt content for d beans just dey tingle ur teethcheesy.its like she pour two sacks of dangote's iodized salt inside the beans. Chai! Wen i taste two spoons of the endtime beans na so i tell my guy dat i am ok...make i no go get running stomachcheesy. Guys with girlfriends or wives dat don't know how to cook..biko teach dem how to cook make dem no fall una hands..its importantcheesy.


if I say I no laugh then na lie I day lie

100% funny
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by spyglaxx: 8:03am On Apr 02, 2018
BabbanBura:


Bros some women are 'ungroomeable' woo - one of my uncles had to divorce his wife cos the terrible cooking couldn't be resolved even after 5yrs (had 3 kids). Imagine sending your wife back to her parents to go learn how tp cook barely a month u married her, imagine buying cooked food from restaurants for your family for good 5yrs, the cooking so messed up the marriage that she started fucking everyone around (may be my uncle stop shinning her congo) and then divorce
.


So I want to ask a personal question. Are you married ? And how have you resolved the issue of cooking? Or if you are not married, how do you hope to resolve the phenomena of bad cooks?
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Ishilove: 8:06am On Apr 02, 2018
izzou:


Don't take stuffs here too serious.

I saw a different you tonight

angry
There are many sides to me. Besides, Nigeria is making me lose my sense of humour grin
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by oshaosha2014(m): 8:13am On Apr 02, 2018
With these ones, anything you say that you mention women in it, you have become a sexist. they over use these modern feminist terms just to intimidate the man, and stop the man from airing his view. they are all narcissistic in nature. bunch of never do well fake feminists. they Sha don't want you to talk without labelling you. motherfuckers. give these ones power and you are a goner.

Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by chigoizie7(m): 8:24am On Apr 02, 2018
Op u forgot to add those that had covenant with pepper.

U will need a 25 liters of water to finish a plate of food
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by BabbanBura(m): 8:40am On Apr 02, 2018
spyglaxx:
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So I want to ask a personal question. Are you married ? And how have you resolved the issue of cooking? Or if you are not married, how do you hope to resolve the phenomena of bad cooks?





Bros, it takes both the husband/boyfriend and Wife/galfriend to sort this out.
The wife has to be humble enough to admit the problem - she cant cook and willing to solve the problem - learn how to cook.
Secondly the husband must show alot of understanding - managing the bad meals without complains and support - encouraging her and complimenting (appreciating) the luttle progress she is making while she improves.
Thirdly, she can learn how to cook in many ways:
1) It's so romantic when you teach her if you can (i did alot of this with a few of ma babes and with the current one as am from North while she is from South and i love ma Northern delicacies die)
2) Catering School, there are one month to 6 months courses
3) Her parents and your parent can help whenever opportunity warrants
4) Owambe cooking, whenever there is an occasion in the family and the cooking is bn done at home, she can participate and learn
5) Youtube videos and DSTV channels - ma babe learnt how to do alot of continetal dishes just by watching youtube videos and some food channels on DSTV
6) Recipe books

Please note that in any option, she must be willing, not be lazy, must practicalise, there must be a taster who must not put her down (though it might be a mess that tastes horrible, you got to commend the efforts and the spirit, but be honest that there may be something she hasn't gotten right yet and help her in tracing what the problem is. Ma babe did 'Masa' and the thing wasn't rising in the mould but we ate it like that, i traced the problem to not allowing the dough enough time for the yeast/baking soda to rise, she tried the next time and it was perfect. She messed up the first time she did Akara, it also didnt rise, i didn't know what the problem was but she asked other ladies and now gets it right). If you follow the little i have put down here, the experience will be fun for you both and she had grown very quickly.
By the way i learn my cooking from ma Mama/GMama, secondary school boading house, university hostel, NYSC and TV stations

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:48am On Apr 02, 2018
Iamtosignno:


Hahahahahaha my stomach is hurting me oh
thank God she is not your gf if not bro Na sorry Na sorry you go dey weneva she cook for you
I remember when my gf brought me food in the morning i didn't eat until night the food was still very good when i asked her the next day you cooked the food
she said she is the one that cooked it am like huh
( I go catch you one day maybe is your mother that cooked the food ) The Words Ran in my Mind
since then she never bring me food still waiting for that day
hahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin
some ladies wey no sabi cook wen dem marry na either dem run go collect food frm their mom give their husband or dem collect frm fastfood.if d man is a very understanding man he go come dey frequent buka or he will teach hergrin grin grin grin.if u rate am now i had say on average that the nigerian man of today can cook better than the nigerian woman.very few girls na dem sabi cook o.
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Martin0(m): 8:50am On Apr 02, 2018
lefulefu:

hahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin
some ladies wey no sabi cook wen dem marry na either dem run go collect food frm their mom give their husband or dem collect frm fastfood.if d man is a very understanding man he go come dey frequent buka or he will teach hergrin grin grin grin.if u rate am now i had say on average that the nigerian man of today can cook better than the nigerian woman.very few girls na dem sabi cook o.

gbamgringrin
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by izzou(m): 9:16am On Apr 02, 2018
Ishilove:

There are many sides to me. Besides, Nigeria is making me lose my sense of humour grin

grin grin grin grin

Then move to Ghana and regain your sense of humour angry angry angry

Good morning ma'am cool
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by jman77(m): 9:16am On Apr 02, 2018
ImaIma1:
Cooking is interesting. Just seeing food stuff in the market gets me excited cheesy

I already start thinking of the taste i wanna achieve
omo onje!

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by skales67(m): 9:33am On Apr 02, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

Mods breaking their own rules. SMH!

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