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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by MissRaine69(f): 5:41pm On Apr 04, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:

SO ON THE ALIEN PLANET YOU'RE BROWSING NAIRALAND FROM, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE DIVORCE?

MARRIAGE DOESN'T GUARANTEE ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST ANOTHER OVERRATED RELATIONSHIP.

I'VE SEEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIVORCED 3 TIMES, ENTERING A FOURTH MARRIAGE.

I know of 8 times wed

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by CAPSLOCKED: 5:43pm On Apr 04, 2018

MissRaine69:
I know of 8 times wed

HAHA.. OVERRATED RELATIONSHIP IS CALLED A WEDDING. SIMPLE!

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:43pm On Apr 04, 2018

Prettyyemi:
Hmmmm.... She shouldn't have opened legs for him.. I stand with sex till wedding night!!... Babes,abeg no open leg for guyz ooo... They go help u spoil ur only treasure!!!

with ur black face, u b virgin? e dey ur body

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fuckingmallam45(m): 5:46pm On Apr 04, 2018

blessedvisky:
Wow!! This is totally true.

not true am using left hand, so wat r u going to say abt me?

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by CSTR1002: 5:52pm On Apr 04, 2018

This is very sad.

Indeed there is a rational reason for hoping to get a virgin as a wife when you hear things like this. That ex-boyfriend just significantly reduced the quality of the sex life she is going to have with her future husband.

All things being constant, Between choosing an experienced mare whose vagina have been conditioned and reconditioned by different diccks to the point of confusion, or choosing a ''new'' vagina that can be customised to your dicck size.

The answer is clear. It is a no-brainer even.

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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by blessedvisky(m): 5:56pm On Apr 04, 2018

Fuckingmallam45:

not true am using left hand, so wat r u going to say abt me?

Well it's true for me.

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by JhyMedex: 5:57pm On Apr 04, 2018

OnyeJombo:
I bet everyone reading this right now has their phone in their right hand, three fingers at the back of the phone, their pinky at the bottom and scrolling with their thumb...

Wrong!!

. left hand..

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by myself13: 5:58pm On Apr 04, 2018

Fuckingmallam45:

not true am using left hand, so wat r u going to say abt me?

That fellow was typing tosh; I actually used both hands to type. Oversabi no good.

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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Tessy4life(f): 6:09pm On Apr 04, 2018

Brother u better come back here, after u haff shuk shuk her yansh + anus, u want to run..the thunder that wee fire ur dick is coming, it will divide it in two..nonsense.. Next time, u carry ur size

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Snow02: 6:12pm On Apr 04, 2018

kingchris30:
she might end up with someone with larger dick, maybe the guy helped her to be prepared, she shouldnt worry.

you mean she might find someone to help open up the hole the. more?? Jesus I pity for the puna

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Ade3000yrs(m): 6:17pm On Apr 04, 2018

hmmm

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by torvickof1312(m): 6:20pm On Apr 04, 2018

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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Jazmiynne: 6:27pm On Apr 04, 2018

Prettyyemi:

They go help u spoil ur only treasure!!!

Really

Your only treasure is your virginity?

Yes, treasure your body and keep it chaste, but by all means endeavour to have other treasures biko undecided

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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by sulasa07(m): 6:36pm On Apr 04, 2018

Chisos! Big what! I salute d guys that will marry damaged goods.

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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Icon79(m): 7:02pm On Apr 04, 2018

O pari o

Evablizin:

Some ladies have made up their mind to bring disgrace to womanhood continually.

SMH.

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Xzbit91: 7:05pm On Apr 04, 2018

OnyeJombo:

I bet everyone reading this right now has their phone in their right hand,
three fingers at the back of the phone,
their pinky at the bottom and scrolling with their thumb...

Not everyone uses a phone to access nairaland tongue

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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Nobody: 7:05pm On Apr 04, 2018

Tessy4life:
Brother u better come back here, after u haff shuk shuk her yansh + anus, u want to run..the thunder that wee fire ur dick is coming, it will divide it in two..nonsense.. Next time, u carry ur size

him no dey run. the bros no just wan do again, nobi by force.

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by fortunechy(m): 7:17pm On Apr 04, 2018

He has damaged his kitten for life..... chai

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fourwinds: 7:26pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:
Nah That place is too sensitive to be playing this kinda rough play na...

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Nobody: 7:27pm On Apr 04, 2018

Can't stop laughing sha ( No Guy Can Hold Her For Long )
When you are enjoying the d**k was your brain was damaging through it for you not to know you will be dump
Too much Sweet Thing always kill the receiver
You like big D**k but it can't be yours forever
You forget Big D**k is the owner pleasure
Big VG is the owner shameful asset
Omo ode

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fourwinds: 7:33pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

whether you're a virgin or not, you'll get married...
stop portraying women as sex objects.

their body, their choice.

men don't own their body.

nonsense....you are silently promoting promiscuity...

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Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fourwinds: 7:34pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

whether you're a virgin or not, you'll get married...
stop portraying women as sex objects.

their body, their choice.

men don't own their body.

nonsense....you are silently promoting promiscuity

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fourwinds: 7:35pm On Apr 04, 2018

prechbills1:

whether you're a virgin or not, you'll get married...
stop portraying women as sex objects.

their body, their choice.

men don't own their body.

nonsense....you are silently promoting promiscuity...

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 7:37pm On Apr 04, 2018

[quote author=Fourwinds post=66434300][/quote]
Hahahahahaha.. Funny right grin

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fourwinds: 7:41pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:

Hahahahahaha.. Funny right

I thought ladies will buy into the advice because many of you want that place tight

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Divay22(f): 7:42pm On Apr 04, 2018

Fourwinds:
I thought ladies will buy into the advice because many of you want that place tight

Omo this one pass us o..
There must be side effects

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by MhizSuccess(f): 7:46pm On Apr 04, 2018

Dafreeguy:

why surprised?

Ion know why.

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Fourwinds: 7:46pm On Apr 04, 2018

Divay22:
Omo this one pass us o.. There must be side effects

heheheheheeee...
good you are enlightened about that...

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Dafreeguy(m): 7:53pm On Apr 04, 2018

MhizSuccess:
Ion know why.

probably on the suggestion on how to tighten back the vag...

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by MhizSuccess(f): 7:59pm On Apr 04, 2018

Dafreeguy:

probably on the suggestion on how to tighten back the vag...

maybe

Re: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Dafreeguy(m): 8:00pm On Apr 04, 2018

MhizSuccess:
maybe

give it a trial

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