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Intro:
Explain to your pastor that you don't have money for radarada.
1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.
2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.
3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)...
4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)
5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later...
6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.
7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).
8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.
9. Give church small thing, like 5k.
10. Give your wife's mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.
11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad...800 for a full keg(after all, your wife's dad issa wine tapper).
12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.
13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.
14. give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.
15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.
16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.
17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K

lol

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Wahala. No be by force to do weddibg na. Just do court. You two and your withnesses and then go and rest.

Na so malaria dey start, in dey make you dey talk anyhow.

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I attended a wack marriage once that was because d lady was mate 4rm school. I thnk d money is more than 50k. I reject this prayer for my enemy.

U no well I swear.

Poor man

What kind of wedding is this?
Sharing tom tom?
Na likiliki you for share

This is not bad
Highpriestess what do you think

Sounds funny but true. D bible did not say u can't use a bicycle to ride ur bride and the quaran did not say u must rent a rolls Royce and run into debt.

Dis one na wedding recession

Go to Ikoyi or any other registry.

Receive parental consent from the girls father plus blessings. At this point pay the agreed bride price.

Go to Pastor or Imam office after service and receive blessings.


Bingo marriage has taken place.

#Facts about Marriage.

You don't need a crowd to get married.

You also don't need to feed or entertain people to get married.

No let Owerri pipo see this one o...Mehn why Naija no just folo Indian pattern or wedding na... these slay queens for pay tire

mrsage:
Go to Ikoyi or any other registry.

Receive parental consent from the girls father plus blessings. At this point pay the agreed bride price.

Go to Pastor or Imam office after service and receive blessings.


Bingo marriage has taken place.

#Facts about Marriage.

You don't need a crowd to get married.

You also don't need to feed or entertain people to get married.

You did this?

RadicallyBlunt:
Sounds funny but true. D bible did not say u can't use a bicycle to ride ur bride and the quaran did not say u must rent a rolls Royce and run into debt.

Its not a sin but you know the society in which we live in. I think the registry is the best... No much money involved

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You did this?

Yes I did

mrsage:
Yes I did

Cool

delishpot:
Wahala. No be by force to do weddibg na. Just do court you and your withnesses and rest.

tell am oh

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Cool

True confession, that was a lie. I'm still single.

However that's my plan. I believe our so called wedding process is just too stressful.

phayvoursky:
What kind of wedding is this?

Sharing tom tom?

Na likiliki you for share

u funny abeg

I swear, d guy don high on cheap stuff. Igbo man 4 dat matter, abeg no disgrace us 4 here oh. Must u bring in abacha nd ur wat Eva sauce to tell dem u re from d eastern part of nigeria.......everyone know say we IGBOS get swag, so no cum use ur kolomental scartter our blues oh.

I have no business with 50k wedding.

Class is bae !

phayvoursky:
What kind of wedding is this?
Sharing tom tom?
Na likiliki you for share

hahahaha

mrsage:
True confession, that was a lie. I'm still single.

However that's my plan. I believe our so called wedding process is just too stressful.

Good luck.

greiboy:
This is not bad
Highpr iestess what do you think

lool,not bad for people it suits.
I reject it.

I have 50k it's wife that remains

highpriestess:
lool,not bad for people it suits.
I reject it.

Sorry for mentioning you o
I was merely joking
Abi class is bae
You will surely get that millionaire

greiboy:
Sorry for mentioning you o
I was merely joking
Abi class is bae
You will surely get that millionaire

lol,I know it's play.

greiboy:
Sorry for mentioning you o
I was merely joking
Abi class is bae
You will surely get that millionaire

lol,I know it's play.