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| Re: He Farts Too Much by 190: 10:15pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
@platimunk LWKMD~ But its truee your fart go dey smell sha~ LWKMMEEEEEEEEEE |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by ritaNL(op): 10:33pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
@ 190 Stop it jor ! beautiful lady like plat no dey fart, dem dey let am fly ni  Na only ugly ladies dey mess  |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by 190: 10:53pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
rita@NL:ok ok ive heard I was only imagining that someone with a Big fast a$$ like platimunk what |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by platinumnk(f): 11:07pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
rita@NL:thank u jare i no get time for 190  |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by Chuksaluta(m): 11:19pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Its cool because it means that She does'nt hide anything from me. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by chibaby5(f): 11:25pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
@topic ewwwwwwwwww. . datz naassttyyy . . errrrrmmm think i dne it b4 tho but dat waz a mistake   |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by 190: 12:00am On Feb 02, 2010 |
platinumnk:are u sure~ anyway ive been tryin 2 call u wud try again now~ |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by chic2pimp(m): 12:06am On Feb 02, 2010 |
Well, Fart back nah?  Make una do farting competition 'Who Can Fart The Loudest Or Who's Fart Smells The Worst'. Wahlai Tahlai give am 2 weeks and you'll see some end results. 1 Like |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by mamagee3(f): 12:49am On Feb 02, 2010 |
Next time you hold unto an air freshner to freshen the environment whenever he farts. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by Nwaka77: 4:37am On Feb 02, 2010 |
@Poster I don't know since I am not married to one. The question should be "what will you do?" |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by 190: 5:32am On Feb 02, 2010 |
mama-gee:I was thinkin if u mama-gee even farts @all i am imagining the quality of fart that would be coming from that nyash i mean its enough to cause an instant earthquake what attacked haiti na small one compared to yours** |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by mayboy81(m): 1:47pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
skybeauty: |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by Ukoh(m): 1:41am On Apr 27, 2010 |
Y don't the lovers of this irrelevancy eat each others poo? Afterall what is what doing is worth doing well. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by hescool(m): 2:11am On Apr 27, 2010 |
@Ukoh abeg help me tell them o. My SO better keep that stuff to themselves, or risk getting divorced  |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by honeric01(m): 9:37pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
Hehehehe, funny thread! |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by InkedNerd(f): 9:44pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
LMAO, interesting thread. Well, its a natural bodily function so its not a big deal if I had bf who farts a lot. They should probably get checked out by a doctor if its excessive . I heard of a woman who farted to death lol. 1 Like |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by honeric01(m): 9:53pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
Inked_Nerd:U can't be serious at the bolded hehehehe , that's funny, i don't like people farting in my presence though  |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by InkedNerd(f): 10:06pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
Yupp, she died!!! LOL LOL. Sad but true. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by double08(m): 10:16pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
lmao |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by ritaNL(op): 10:29pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
| make all of una keep shot jor, my husband nor dey fart again. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by lajjy(m): 4:54pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
LMAO with this thread, cant imagine my day in the office without nairaland, well I think I have to share mine also' My EX used to fart without me noticing until it starts to smell, then she will look straight into my eyes and start laughing. Then I will tell her she is leading 1 - 0. So when I release my own ' it will be 1-1, so we continue counting until we lost count. But most times she kinda of always win,cos she eats those stuffs that makes me easily want to go to the loo. 2 Likes |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by InkedNerd(f): 5:01pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
lajjy:lol lol lol |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by honeric01(m): 7:45pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
People with mess lol, |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by deelord(m): 12:38pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
I dont think he is sick, maybe he eats alot of beans and bread |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by ritaNL(op): 4:19am On Aug 26, 2010 |
Bean ko , beans ni. Even if he drinks water, he will fart. 1 Like |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by Pafuri(m): 3:45pm On Aug 26, 2010 |
Drink 1 teaspoonful of baking soda dissolved in water. Insatead of farting all day, you will have a couple of belches and you are done for the day. The beauty of this is that the belches are not funky like farts. What was coming from the a.s.s all day, comes from the mouth and it is sanitized. Enjoy your day. 1 Like |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by Ibomade1: 3:50pm On Aug 26, 2010 |
^^ You will kill someone. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by KAYD007(m): 4:51pm On Aug 26, 2010 |
@ poster if u think he farts too much, how abt stuckin a corn corb to his anus? |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by ademiller(f): 6:15pm On Aug 31, 2010 |
Farting is a way of releasing waste products that upsets the stomach. When released it often comes with a foul odour. what is so sexy in dat? lets be realistic, its mannerless for one to fart in the presence of another person, we all need to grow up. like me i get irritated easily and farting and making me inhale such odour drives me nuts. my husband told me his ex girlfriends didnt ever complain if he farted in their presence that she even engages him in a farting duel. did u know my answer? if she loved u dat much and ur farting was a way of life for u both, why isnt she the one wearing ur ring? . its good for a woman to be neat and scold her man if he has a bad habit. conclusion is i see farting as something u do in private. But some of u who love farting partners, i wish u all d best. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by folammy(m): 11:49pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
, but honestly i hate it when ladies fart. |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by InkedNerd(f): 11:51pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
folammy:Well what do you expect them to do? Are they not human? Good Lord!!!  |
| Re: He Farts Too Much by ademiller(f): 10:42am On Sep 02, 2010 |
OH COME ON U KNOW WAT HE MEANT. HEMEANT HE HATES WHEN LADIES FART FOR THE FUN OF IT OR FART IN PUBLIC. WE R LADIES AND WE HAVE TO GAT CLASS, NO WAY IN HELL WOULD U EVER HEAR OR SMELL MY FART, BUT IF UR INTERESTED COME C ME IN THE TOILET AND SMELL THE DEADLY ODOUR |
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