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mikejj:
Weldon sir they should come to you with problems abi...woo ok.Samantha will soon locate you

mikejj:
Weldon sir they should come to you with problems abi...woo ok.Samantha will soon locate you

lilmax:
I live on 1 and 4 all day everyday

women are complicated to who they want to be complicated with

women are very simple

Nateben:
IMPORTANT MEN RULES THAT EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW......

1. Men are not mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you are a big girl, if it's up, put it down. You don't hear us complaining when you leave it down.

3. Crying is blackmail, simple.

4. Ask for what it is you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work for men. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work either. Just SAY IT.

5. Yes or No are the only acceptable answer to almost every question we ask.

6. Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it, that's why you have us. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

8. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't put us in trouble by asking.

9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, just know that we definitely meant the other one.

10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how best to do it, then do it yourself.

11. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials, not when the match is at play.

12. All we know are colors. Peach for example is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve and other things are.

13. If asked what is wrong, and you say Nothing, we act like nothing is wrong, even though we know you're lying, because it's just not worth the trouble.

14. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

15. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you decide to wear is perfect on you... We swear.

16. Don't ask us what we are thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, bet9ja and politics.

17. Yes! You have enough clothes.

18. Yes! Your clothes are many.

19. Yes! I'm in shape. Round is a shape you know.

20. No! You can't ask me to recharge your line just because I'm try to get to know you.

21. Yes! Every man observes and appreciates a fine and shapy lady. But you are the chosen one, remember that.

22. Thanks for your understanding.



Tankio.