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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:39am On Apr 24, 2018 |
U wear high waist trousers
during pregnancy now you're
asking why your baby's head looks like frying pan 5 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by Mzposh001: 3:09pm On Apr 25, 2018 |
Lol...op u made my day 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:43pm On Apr 26, 2018 |
Mzposh001:I am glad I did. Thank you for the compliment |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:44pm On Apr 26, 2018 |
Kidnapped from Nerfetiti 2 Likes
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Re: Fun Arena by Nobody: 10:32pm On Apr 27, 2018 |
vivie01:Present Ma!! |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 6:18pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
Gucciqueen38: Where were you since all these days! |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 6:22pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Congrats Okiki!!! All roads leads to your villa come November by God's grace. Cant wait to see the triplet 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 6:35pm On Apr 28, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:46am On Apr 29, 2018 |
vivie01:No, you no want octect? Don't know worry, just send your address, I know what to do |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 4:54pm On Apr 30, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Octect! You be baddo on the field be that o. So you need my address to come and drop two with me abi? Kolewerk |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 8:52pm On May 01, 2018 |
vivie01:Hmmmm. I am not wicked to deprive you of the joy you'll get if I drop 7 of them with you instead of 2. Oya send your address sharp sharp 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 9:01pm On May 01, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Seven? Now I know say you no like me at all Wetin dey go dey eat? |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:09pm On May 01, 2018 |
vivie01:Food now I like you well well, that is why I am not ridding you of the joy. Oya, "wire" your address. How have you been? |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 9:14pm On May 01, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Food? I don hear. Let the time come first, dont worry, I wouldnt run away o, in fact I like plenty children I'm good o, thank you. Believed you are doing great too. |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:23pm On May 01, 2018 |
vivie01:I love children too, but love them more when they are mature enough to obey simple instructions like..... Sit, stop making noise, stop messing the floor, next time tell me when you want to wee, stop scattering the house, etc. Hmmmm. My bro's wife just born o.... We no dey sleep for night again. The baby is now very time conscious. By 4 am on the dot, she don resume duty. We no go sleep till day break. I go con dey pity mama pikin and papa pikin. The experience sef is making me want to delay my own a little longer. The stress is much o |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 9:33pm On May 01, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:Congrats! You can see that my previous congratulations to you was in order. It means your own don dey very near be that. Lol @ the baby is not time conscious, what's their concern? You were right about the stress involved in nuturing children, its not easy but you start to enjoy them when they are growing up and you'll really love them. It's a good experience really. No delay your own o, we wan eat rice jorh |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:51pm On May 01, 2018 |
vivie01:Autocorrect ruin the post, I have corrected it sha. Make we dey see as e dey go. When the time reach, we go see am. I need a change of job sef. I am grateful to God for the one I have, but trusting him for a better one. |
Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 5:06pm On May 02, 2018 |
okikiosibodu:LOL @ the correction. You are still saying same thing now. Not time conscious and time conscious....... all na disturbance at the time you should catch some sleep na Yeah, just keep being positive, optimistic and prayerful about everything. It shall surely be well by God's mercies. Biko, no do luku-luku there o, na action you go take. Regards to auntie. 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:20pm On May 02, 2018 |
My dear brothers & sisters, this question has been bothering my mind.
Is mosquito a domestic animal or a wild animal? 4 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:22pm On May 02, 2018 |
U will buy sachet water and finish it at once ,but wen u buy bottle water u will be drinking it as if its doctors prescription 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Fun Arena by Sugar97(f): 9:26pm On May 02, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: That's what you do abi? |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:36pm On May 02, 2018 |
Sugar97:Hehehehehe. Confession time. I don't join you in the "prescription" usage As anyone told you you are the worst OP on nairaland? I do spy on your thread hoping you'll update it, but keep disappointing me. When will you put smile on our curious faces again? How is acada? |
Re: Fun Arena by Sugar97(f): 9:40pm On May 02, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: *sobs...I know right? I'm sowie... Acada is resting for now |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:46pm On May 02, 2018 |
Sugar97:Oya coman sign undertaking....... When will you do the needful? Abi there is no need to update the thread again ni? |
Re: Fun Arena by Sugar97(f): 7:52pm On May 03, 2018 |
okikiosibodu: Lol There is need jare. I'm enjoying your jokes first 1 Like |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 1:33am On May 06, 2018 |
If you Smoke and your girlfriend Smokes Too.....The Relationship Is Called "OPERATION FIRE FOR FIRE" 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 10:44pm On May 08, 2018 |
I kidnapped this from Tracypacy.... It is a long but educative piece, on etiquette 1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your calls, that means they have something more important to attend to, or they are not near their phones at that time. 2.When your colleague/ classmate/ team-mate, neighbour, gets shouted at, please don’t stare at them. It makes the moment twice awkward. 3.When someone drops something on the floor by mistake, drops food from the plate or doesn’t know how to use a knife/fork don’t stare at them. The same goes to people sneezing, coughing or even letting out an uncontrollable fart. They are all involuntary actions. 4. Always skip using the washroom beside the occupied one. It makes it uneasy for the person in the occupied washroom as well as yourself, if you occupy the one right next to theirs. 5. Return money that you have borrowed even before the other person remembers that he lent it to you, be it #100, #100,000 or #1, 000,000. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with borrowed umbrellas, pens, lunch boxes or any other item you borrow. 6.Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is treating you to lunch/dinner. If possible, ask them to order their choice of food for you. 7.Don’t ask awkward questions like, ‘Oh, so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids?’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ it can embarrass or devastate the person. Have common sense! 8.When someone makes a wrong investment and loses their money, don’t add fuel to the flames by saying ‘I knew this would happen. You should have listened to me’. Don’t make failure seem worse for anyone. 9.Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a male or a female. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public or by being kind. 10.Wear ear phones when travelling on a subway, car or bus.Don’t make others taste your choice of good/bad music.Don't put them through the pain of listening to music under compulsion, no matter how good u think the song is.Always assume they are not in the mood for it. 11. Don't visit anyone/knock on people's doors unannounced, irrespective of how close, Call them up and have an appointment, some days or at least a day to your visit, except it is an unavoidable emergency, that probably involves a one on one seeing and not a phone talk. 12. When you stretch out your hand to give or take a handshake, always, always, accompany it with a smile and a direct look into the other person's eyes. Make your handshake firm, especially for guys. 13 Try to chew your food with your mouth closed. If you don't learn this in the privacy of your home, you will surely forget it when you are eating in public. To the utmost disgust of others who have to listen to you chew. 14 Always go out with an handkerchief. With the prevalence of air bonne diseases and germs, the least you could do for yourself is cover your mouth when you yawn and sneeze. In as much you don't want to pick up something new, you should also not spread some of yours. 15 D most important one! Dnt swipe left or right wen someone hands over their phone to u to view a particular picture, except he/she permits u to. ND also, don't browse thru their msgs nd call lists. People's phones ND d contents are their private property. Learn to respect dat |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 6:46pm On May 11, 2018 |
Who prepared the food that I ate in my dream last night? Please reduce the pepper tonight, I beg, I'm on my knees 1 Like
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 7:30pm On May 11, 2018 |
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Re: Fun Arena by vivie01(f): 5:36pm On May 12, 2018 |
rotfl @ Wife: 'are you going out'? Husband: 'No I'm comoting That baby's face with oriki and agbo jedi stuff is funny 2 Likes |
Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 9:52pm On May 13, 2018 |
vivie01:Hahahahahahahaha. Abi he is not comoting ni? This cuties want to be comoting wit aunty Vivie01. Want to take along?
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Re: Fun Arena by okikiosibodu(m): 11:43pm On May 14, 2018 |
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